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Chapter 2: Help me with my homework

  [Scene 0: Sounds of sirens, patrol cars, and the protagonist's house, all at night]

  [Scene 1: The protagonist's house]

  Dante [Terrified]: Again...

  [He makes himself a delicious breakfast, gets dressed, and goes to school]

  [Scene 2: On the way to school]

  Mota [Happy]: Hello, my friend! How was your day yesterday?

  Dante [Exhausted]: Bad, I got to know the real face of the little bugger... ??_??

  Mota [Mocking]: But it's your little bugger, here's a gift from me [Gives him a cond**] (????????-?)??

  Dante [Angry]: Son of a bitch! Why are you giving me this? (#?D?)

  Mota [Laughing]: Ha ha ha, I know you're going to use it at some point, I know you're going to need it.

  Dante [Frustrated]: Why do they put you in a correctional facility ter?

  Mota [Embarrassed]: Why the hell... ?? ????????

  Dante [Cringing]: Don't do that... you disgust me [with a more serious tone] Changing the subject, I have news about it...

  Mota [Intrigued]: Understood, then tell me

  [Masami enters, interrupting]

  Masami [With a serious face]: Mr. Tchi, excuse me for interrupting your conversation with your friend, but I have to take my boyfriend with me to help me with some circumstances

  Mota [Elegantly]: Of course, Japanese dy, no, more accurately, of course, delegate

  Masami [With a slight smile]: Thank you very much [Grabs the protagonist's arm and leads him away]

  Mota [In his mind]: I'm happy for him, but he's gotten more details, I have to help him after all...

  [Bck out]

  (I feel the same pain...)

  [Scene 3: Art Css, break]

  Helena [Frustrated]: I don't understand anything! (???????)

  Masami [Calmly]: I understand that you find it difficult, but you have to pass the css...

  Helena [Sad, with a tear]: Masachi, why should I study Spanish if I already know Spanish...? [Turning to look at Dante] Especially with the idiot (→?_?→)

  Masami [...]: Because that way you'll learn better vocabury

  Helena [Sad but angry]: Then you teach me, Masachi

  Masami [In denial]: I refuse, it's complicated. My friend, you're pretty and you're the best at basketball, but no matter how hard you try, you'll be a dumb teacher. [Looking at her with a compassionate face]

  Dante [Angry]: Helena, don't get distracted. I'm not just helping you study, I'm also going to help you with sports, so continue with the syntax of the next sentence...

  [Fshback, Scene 3.5 At the back of the school, Dante and Masam

  Dante [Intrigued]: So, why did you talk to me?

  Masami [Seniority]: I called you to start your assistant duties [Gets 4.7 to 5.3 grades under Helena's name]

  Dante [With a zy face]: I understand. You want me to help your friend, who's an idiot, improve her grades so she doesn't get a failing grade.

  Masami [Somewhat surprised]: You understand quickly, better. I want her not only to pass, but to get above 7 [threateningly], or else, believe me, you won't be able to return to this school. "Sir エッチ" (ecchi)

  Dante [Conceited]: You're absolutely right. I accept, but I want payment in return.

  Masami [Annoyed]: Tell me your demands...

  Dante [Firmly]: I want us to go on a date!

  Masami [Surprised]: Uh-huh? ??(??? ???????-??????? ???)??

  [End of fshback, returning to scene 3]

  Helena [Frustrated]: I don't understand a thing! What do you mean, a dietary supplement? A circumstantial supplement? [Colpses on the table] I don't understand a thing... (? ?≧?Д?≦?)

  Dante [Exhausted]: Now I understand your terrible grades, there's so much to do.

  Helena [Unmotivated]: I'm tired of studying. [Excitedly] Let's py Masachi! ?(^?^-?)

  Dante [Pressing] No! Go study, dyed hair... you've had enough of me... [Interrupted]

  Masami [On the phone]: お母さん、私の制服がそこにあるかどうか知っていますか? (Mother, do you happen to know if my uniform is around here?)

  Dante [Confused]: Come on Helena, stop pying, you have 15 minutes left (??'-'?)?

  Helena [Screaming]: I don't want to anymore! [Annoyed] I want to py for a while, plus I have the weekend to study (?ノ?`?Д?'?)?ノ?彡?┻?━?┻

  Dante [Angry]: I'm not going to your house, so finish studying, I don't have much time to go around teaching you.

  Helena [Disgusted]: I didn't want you to go either. Nobody wants a dirty old man in their house.

  Masami [Texting Dante]: You're going to his house whether you like it or not. (?_? )

  Dante [Surprised (in texts)]: How do you have my number! :I

  Masami [Smiling (in texts)]: Your friend Parsley sent it to me... but you have to go to his house anyway...

  Dante [To Helena, desperate]: Fine! Helena, I'm going to help you study for this term, go py... [The doorbell rings]

  Helena [Sad and frustrated]: I didn't py or finish eating, all because of that idiot!!! [She punches Dante]

  [Scene 4: Outside Helena's house, a two-story house and it's not an Infonavit house, like Pyacar]

  Dante [Intriguing]: So, what are you supposed to be doing here?

  Masami [Seriously]: I can't leave a pervert alone with my friend... [In a low voice] それとも彼女と二人きりでいたかったのか? (Or did you want to be alone with her, you damn cheater?) (???︵???)

  Dante [Looking at her]: Better call her so we can finish quickly and then have our date. [Thinking in his mind]: Did she call me a pervert and unfaithful? I must be imagining things (?■_■)

  Masami [Rings the doorbell]: Helena, we're here!

  Helena [Leaving her house]: I'm coming! [Sees Dante and makes a disgusted face] What about you?

  Dante [With annoyed face]: I'm here to help you study so you have something besides air in that thick head.

  [Scene 4.5 in the living room of Helena's house]

  Dante [Intrigued]: Makaka, do you have internet you can give me?

  Helena [Completely ignoring Dante]: Masachi, are you thirsty? Do you want water or a nice Coke?

  [Dante saying "hello" in the background]

  Masami [Smiling]: Water's fine.

  Dante [Angry]: Listen to me! [Sees Helena] And you're going to start studying right now!

  [Scenes showing the three of them studying, and essentially Dante teaching Helena]

  Dante [A complete idiot]: So "X=(-b±√b2-4ac)/2a" which is the general formu, got it?

  Helena [Confused]: Huh...? (?-﹏-?)

  Dante [Exhales]: Okay, time for a break.

  Helena [Even more confused]: Brakteme?

  Dante [Exhausted]: Free time then...

  Helena [Screaming with excitement]: YOO ... \(^▽^)/

  Masami [Intrigued]: What are you going to py, Helena?

  Helena [Excited]: It's a game like Dark Souls, very good.

  [Turns on the TV and the title Dante's Inferno appears.]

  Masami [Annoyed face]: Another one, it can't be... (=???=)

  Dante [Surprised]: What!? You're seriously pying that. I can't believe it. You have good taste for such an idiot.

  Helena [Grandly]: Obviously, I have many more games in my room. Do you want to see?

  [Masami in the background: "NO"]

  Dante [Excited]: Of course! (?????)

  [The three go up to Helena's room and Dante sees her game collection]

  Dante [Crying]: This is paradise, you have the Xbox One, 360, Series S, the PyStation Slim 3, and the Pro 4 and 5...(〒︿〒)

  Helena [Very animated]: My father has more than me.

  Dante [...]: I've changed my mind about you. Do you have Dark Souls?

  Helena [Takes out all 4 games]: Of course, from Game 1 to Remastered (╯?▽?)╯

  [After talking for a while, Dante and Helena started pying together until nightfall. Dante and Masami say goodbye to Helena and start walking together. Scene 5]

  Masami [A little puzzled]: I didn't know you liked pying games.

  Dante [...]: Yes, I like it. I pyed it a lot with her, but there's something I like more...

  Masami [Intrigued]: What?

  Dante [Quite the gentleman]: Talking and being alone with you, a girl as pretty as you fills me with joy... ( ??-)-?

  Masami [Saddened]: You're just talking nonsense... (o////o)

  Dante [Smiling]: Well, this is your house...

  [He sees a huge, two-story, all-white house]

  Masami [...]: Thanks for joining me, you can go now くそっ、女たらし! (Damn womanizer) (?D?)?3??

  [Scene 6, Dante's Room]

  Dante [Rexed]: Today was fun. I can't believe I've pyed with someone again after all this time... it was fun...

  [Goes to his computer] Time to get back to reality...

  [Scene 7, WhatsApp between Mota and Dante]

  Dante: You got something.

  Mota: Nope ┌( ?° ?? ?°)┘

  Dante: Well, start investigating!!!

  Mota: How did your harem go, my little Padawan?

  Dante: ( ?° ?? ?° )╭∩╮

  [Scene 7.5, Mota's Room]

  Mota [Exhausted]: I hope Dante can get back what he lost...

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