[Scene 0; Main character's house, getting dressed, eating, and going to school]

  [Scene 0.5; Dante and Mota on the way to school]

  Mota [Mockingly] Hey, Dante, you said you were going to propose to Masami today.

  Dante [ignoring him] Have you done your English homework yet?

  Mota [Persistently] Don't avoid the topic. You've lost, you must accept it.

  Dante [frowning] There's a song that says, "If I don't remember, it didn't happen," and I don't remember betting anything! ?(?*???ヮ???*?)

  Mota [Even more persistently] So you're just going to run away like the vile coward you are?

  {Context: A week ago, Mota and I made a bet that whoever lost at rock, paper, scissors had to do what the other told them, and I lost several times, then this genius came up with the idea of ??having me confess to a specific person, and he's been bothering me about it for a week now...}

  Mota [Still persistent]: Go ahead, you have to do it, you filthy rat.

  Dante [Irritated]: Fine! I'm going to do it just so you'll stop bothering me. Not even ticks stick that tight anymore.

  Mota [Mocking]: Don't worry, my good friend, not my half-brother. I'll comfort you... (?????????)

  [They arrive at school...]

  [Scene 1; Cssroom, afternoon after school]

  (I don't know why I'm doing this...)

  Dante [Nervous, Shouting]: Masami!!!

  (Maybe I just want to find an excuse...)

  Dante [Nervous, Shouting]: I'd like...

  (After all...)

  Dante [Nervous, Shouting]: You'd go out with me!!!

  (I'm extremely bored...)

  [Focus shift, Dante in front of Masami proposing his love]

  Dante [In his mind]: I can't believe I'm doing this, just because I lost at rock, paper, scissors... Damn, Mota's going to pay for it. -???????-

  Masami [Totally indifferent]: Dante, do you want me to go out with you?

  Dante [Shouting]: Please!!! [In his mind, a little upset] How ridiculous, that I have to confess... At least I know she's going to end up rejecting me. After all, I know she gets confessed a lot, and since I'm a secondary character, she'd never go out with me, or so I hope...

  Masami [Without a shred of emotion]: Why should I go out with you?

  Dante [Happy, with an "I knew it" face]: Well... I... [in his mind] What excuse can I make up for her to reject me? After all, this girl always goes for the most logical thing. [Blushing, he says out loud] Because you're so adorable!!!

  Masami [A little embarrassed]: Adora... [interrupted] ??(??? ???????-??????? ???)??

  Dante [Approaching] Yes! Very adorable, besides, I couldn't live without you! [In his mind] Very well, now, reject me!!! It couldn't be more cliché.

  Masami [Blushing, she turns around and returns with an indifferent face] I accept, but you must learn to live without me.

  Dante [Confused] Oh!? (゜-゜)

  (And that's how I got a girlfriend, in the dumbest way possible, not even if it were a romance story... the earth swallow me...)

  [Scene 2; The next day at lunchtime, Dante and Mota were eating together.

  Mota [Drinking juice and making a mocking face at Dante] So, did she reject you?

  Dante [Exhausted] Unfortunately, no...

  Mota [Not believing Dante] What do you mean, no? Ha ha ha, that's all Casanova (? ??°??? ??°? ???)

  Dante [Somewhat angry] Like I told you, she accepted me, now I'm the ice princess's "boyfriend"...

  (Aha, let me expin; the ice princess, or better known as Masami Togashi, is one of the school's beauties, she's good at sports, arts, gets good grades, and is extremely serious, and the idiot next to me is Mota Tchi, my childhood friend, but at school, it's like saying the protagonist... he's a person who, for some reason in life, everything goes well for him)

  Mota [Shocked] I can't believe she'll accept you, I didn't expect that, all I can say is... luck breaks everything.

  Dante [angrily in his mind, pcing his hand on his face] Of course, after all, it becomes an obstacle for me...

  Mota [Seriously] So, are you going to use it? I hope you get the trigger...

  {The word "trigger" in this context is used mockingly, referring to getting a sexual retionship with the other person}

  Dante [turning to look at Masash Of course not! But if I told you I was going to use it, would you get angry?

  Mota [...] Of course! Even though I want to help you, you can't py with people. I know you're a loser, but I don't want you to go to that extreme.

  Dante [Angry and with a serious face] Mota, you know very well that I don't use pawns unless they become queens, and Masami isn't suitable for that.

  Mota [Overwhelmed] And what are you supposed to be, a chess pyer? And what will you do about it?

  Dante [More rexed] I'll pretend to be her boyfriend. Plus, I think it can serve as an alibi so I can investigate further.

  [Masami arrives at the dining room with his food]

  Masami [That would be] Dantito, let's eat together [grabs Dante's hand and leads him away]

  Mota [Says to Dante]: No party without a balloon! [Worried in his mind] Togashi-san... I'll have to protect her. After all, Dante only wants to know...

  (?人?*?'???｀?)???*??+

  [In the background, Dante says, "Shut up!"]

  (＃?Д?)

  [The scene goes dark]

  (In that tragedy...)

  [Scene 3; In an empty art room, Dante and Masami are together]

  Masami [Without any expression]: So? What's this going to be about?

  Dante [Thoughtfully]: Masami, well... [a little embarrassed] we could go out on dates, eat together... You know what normal couples do!

  Masami [Frowning]: You misunderstood me... [Looking at Dante with a superior expression] I don't know you at all. Do you think I'll accept you because you're attractive?

  Dante [Masami with a confused face]: Huh...? [In her mind] I imagined she was going to ask me for something absurd, like being her sve...

  Masami [Confident]: Let's make a deal... We'll stick with the idea of ??being a "couple," but you have to be... let's say... [with a slight smile on her face] my assistant.

  Dante [With a surprised face] You... Assistant?!? [In his mind] Tch... I knew she'd come up with something like that, but she's more expressive than she looks. Maybe she's staying neutral for a reason. [To Masam Yes! As long as I'm with my lily...

  Masami [Supposedly]: Then we have a deal, Dante.

  [Helena abruptly appears on the scene]

  Helena [Agitated and worried] Masachi! I heard you were with some idiot on the rooftop...

  Dante [Somewhat angry] And who are you? [In her mind] Helena Dos Santos, Masami's best friend. Unlike her, this girl is very energetic and athletic, but her temper ruins everything.

  Helena [Proud] I am the one and only Helena, Masachi's best friend! And you, what are you supposed to be? (???????????)???*?。

  Dante [Looking at her with a mocking face]: I am Dante Viper "Bottle Blonde," of course, without being blonde...

  Helena [Confused]: Blonde of what...? [Approaching Masam Masachi, this idiot, is telling me things I don't understand...

  Dante [Mockingly]: It's not my fault you don't understand... You need to read more.

  Masami [Rexed]: Okay, okay... calm down, Helena, I love you just the way you are.

  Helena [Relieved] Masachi, you're a very good person! Not like this idiot (?　???ω???)??

  Masami [Indifferent]: Helena, you're a dy. Those words shouldn't come out of your mouth. It's better if you tell him he's a "freak," he's more elegant.

  Dante [Mocking]: "Oh , French dy!" But he's already told me that, although in a more vulgar way. You have no imagination.

  Masami [In a challenging tone]: Of course, I'm a high-society girl. Such ugly words shouldn't come out of my mouth.

  Dante [Mocking]: You're a real hoot, aren't you?

  {The word "strawberry" refers to a person who usually belongs to a high social css or acts as if they do}

  Masami [Somewhat angry]: Ohhh, beggar and clubber, no, you begged me to go out with you ?(?ζ??)

  Helena [Confused]: Huh?

  Dante [Being sarcastic]: Yeah, but you accepted me.

  Masami [...]: Because I felt sorry for you, like.

  [Both continue arguing in the background.]

  Helena [Shocked in her mind.] It can't be... [Screams.] My Masachi is the girlfriend of a moron!!! つ'Д')つ