Clarice has dropped the moniker Sataneve due to the fact that she no longer desired wearing a red supervillain suit. So, she offered Satan and Eve to split the costume, mainly because her supervillain name happened to include both of theirs.

  "It's only proper", said Clarice, "Because I can no longer be a supervillain due to Graham's neediness."

  Satan and Eve did not care for the costume Clarice has handed them, nevertheless, they politely accepted. The moment Clarice left the house with Graham, Satan and Eve burned the costume. They high-fived and then went on about their daily lives.

  Jesus, meanwhile, was busy at the Central Mall. Time was around 12:30 and he was walking past a random Doodle Donuts branch. He decided to eat some of these donuts and five minutes later was sitting and munching on his food while waiting for the meeting time with that person known as HelloWorldIEatTheMold666. Jesus doubted very much that person was really a staff member of the game, but he didn't care much. He wanted to see Mold because he was sure he would receive his 100 bucks if he cheats his way right. Yesterday, he quickly ordered a fake cheat program from Ninerr and, once it was ready, he tried it. It look convincing enough. So, he was sure he would be able to reveive the payment and then disappear.

  Twenty minutes later, Jesus walked towards Banking Boats. Banking Boats was also a donut shop and it was a rival of Doodle Donuts and Doodle Donuts was a rival of Banking Boats. Due to this, the moment Jesus entered the Banking Boats territory, a waiter threw scolding-hot coffee at him, then sprinkled one kilogram of cream powder on top of Jesus' long curly hair.

  "Hey!" Jesus said calmly.

  "Do not be afraid," the waiter said, "This is for your own good. Only those pure from the heresy of Doodle Donuts may enter the purity of the temple of nature known as Banking Boats." The waitee then bowed. "Now, sir, I believe you are here for Miss HelloWorldIEatTheMold666. Please, follow me."

  Jesus and the waiter walked inside. Jesus' body felt awful due to the awfully awful burns he now acquired, but Jesus shrugged it off. It was his prerogative to turn the other cheek as well, so Jesus would make sure to enter Doodle Donuts today again to receive even more bodily damage in the name of rivalry exorcism. This was the biggest virtue of Jesus, he always craved more pain in his life. So, Jesus finally saw who Mold was. It was a random human, to be more precise. She was quite tiny, and had red hair, which was rare enough, but more than that, Mold also had rainbow colored nails, her left eye waa green and her right eye was brown and in the middle of her forehead, there was what appeared to be a tattoo of a third eye, this one rainbow colored. Mold looked at Jesus and said, "Are you the dude who used the cheats yesterday?"

  Jesus sat and said, "I will sell you my cheats for a hundreds bucks. I wrote it myself."

  Mold raised an eyebrow. "So, you are a hacker? Okay, show me."

  Jesus showed her and she seemed convinced enough. She PingPonged him the money and Jesus was about to run away without looking back but then, suddenly, Jesus was standing in the sky, looking down at the earth. He looked to his left and saw Mold suspended in the air.

  "What happened?"

  "I think that program you wrote isekai'ed us somewhere," said Mold and glared at him with a smile. "So, you wanted to trick me, huh? I am gonna file a PingPong complaint and get my bucks back."

  Jesus screamed and jumped at her. He beat Mold up to the point of unconsciousness and then looked around again. The two of them were still floating in the air. Jesus could move backwards and forwards and turn around, but couldn't descend or ascend, as if the air beneath him was perfectly even ground.

  He looked down at Mold and took her phone. He saw that she was about to file a complaint to get a refund from PingPong. This was all well, but what Jesus could not allowed to happens was this: these hundred bucks needed to be with him, forever. So, he found only one solution: murder Mold in cold blood.

  He leaned forward and was about to grab her neck. However, it seems God had protected her for now, because both of them fell to the ground, Jesus and Mold.

  The fall was quite quick and painless, but this caused Mold to regain consciousness. She lunged at Jesus immediately and beat him in return. But Jesus was tough and he did not lose consciousness like she did before, instead he run away in the forest, bleeding from his eyes, feet and left ear. He never saw Mold again and had no idea whatever happened to this naughty girl.

  * * *

  It was three weeks later when the group of seven finally entered Limbo. Limbo was a rather meaningless name for a dimension where souls could go whenever they did not go straight to Heaven or Hell. Sometimes this happened because a power hijacked God's Heaven-Or-Hell-sending mechanism. God did his best to patch these kinds of tricks, but from time to time, various naughty people managed to bypass all protections God placed and steal souls away from right under his nose.

  Buddha, Ramen, Satan, Eve, Clarice, Adam and the Serpent walked through the white space. The group chatted about this realm.

  "Quiet down, I am trying to concentrate," a voice said. They all looked up to see an elf known as Ruefura up the stairs.

  "Oh, it's her," said Ramen, "I sense she sent your husband to get isekai'ed."

  Clarice walked up towards Ruefura. "I kindly beg you, m'am, to bring my dear Liam back."

  "Okay."

  Everyone blinked at this.

  "Weren't you going to oppose us?" asked the Serpent.

  Ruefura smiled ruefully. "I know when I am outmatched. So, I will follow Liam into the world."

  "But you promised to bring Liam back!", Clarice protested.

  "Yes, I will bring him back, dead or alive, hehe," Ruefura smiled. Then, she disappeared.

  "So...", asked Adam. "Are we going to follow her?"

  "I dunno," said Satan. "My guess is, we might get stuck in whatever world this elf was talking about. I mean, sure, Liam is there, but should we risk getting stuck there ourselves?"

  Clarice nodded in agreement. "Alright. I can raise Graham as a solo mother for now. Let's just abandon Liam."

  The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings.

  Everyone nodded in agreement. Clarice never saw Liam again, neither did the others.

  * * *

  Siena caressed her tree after the three of them returned it to its original spot.

  "Now, we need to go on an adventure," Chicken said, "because I need to exercise my new body, yes?"

  Jiner refused. He took out a bazooka and shot at Chicken. This caused Chicken's body to get destroyed.

  Siena was sad at this unexpected development and she ran away. However, Jiner shoot another round at Siena and thus, he was the only one left alive.

  Jiner grabbed his face and took it off, revealing the face of the original BurgerHub.

  "These smug guys thought they defeated me, but no. I have tricked the Drumstick into believing it fused with and took over my body. But I actually disguised myself as Jiner, who is now in that village. I need to destroy this village next."

  BurgerHub took out a nuclear bomb launcher out of his pocket and aimed it at the village. Soon, the village was destroyed.

  Sighing in relief, BurgerHub sighed a second time to feel even more relieved.

  "Okay, now it is time to kill the pesky person reading this text right now," said BurgerHub and turned to look at you. He jumped at you and tore into your throat, killing you instantly. So, you are no longer able to read or hear or listen to anything. Thus, this story, and your life's story in general, too, have ended.

  BurgerHub laughed and laughed and laughed for about 10 minutes straight as he then fried your body and consumed it.

  "Yummy, yummyy", he then took a stroll through the forest. Having nothing better to do, he decide to destroy this planet. He figured he would have to find yet another nearby town. So, he walked for a few dozen miles before finally, he reached the capital of some random kingdom.

  "Who goes here?", a guard asked.

  BurgerHub was not sure what to reply to this, so he resurrected you, the reader, for the moment to force you to advice him on the matter.

  "Psst, what can I say here?"

  But you were smarter than him and shouted at the guards. The guards came and imprisoned BurgerHub. After a while in prison, namely, one hour, he was executed because he seemed too dangerous. In exchange for your brave shout, the queen of this kingdom invite you to speak with her. But for now you had time to go some places like a medieval inn or a medieval fantasy tavern this kingdom undoubtedly had, because you knew you were now in a typical fantasy world, and, in fact, you might even be the choosen one, because why the heck not, right? You tried to look at me, to find the answer, to try and extract it out of my passive green Abra-Cadabra-coloured orbs, but I did not reply in any way whatsoever. You sighed and went to a bartender and ordered two liters of sparkling water.

  "No alcohol?" The man behind the counter asked. That man, as you expected, was a beastman, half-human, half-wolf in appearance. But not exactly a furry, his nose and ears were human-like. So, you hid your gun in relief away before anyone noticed. Except me, of course. You cannot hide anything from me, even your fundamental hatred of putrid things such as furries.

  You replied to the man's question, "I am too cool to drink alcohol, you dumbass. Only losers drink alcohol."

  Suddenly, all the talks around you have ceased into a morbid silence.

  "Punk, what did you say, punk, ya punk?", a rapper-like man to your left asked you.

  You smiled at the man, and said, "Before I answer you, may I ask, what is your name?"

  The man did not reply. He jumped at you and he restrained you, allowing everyone else to beat you up until you lost consciousness. You were force-fed five liters of the finest beer, making you an alcoholic for life, the queen heard of your uncomely comments and you were thrown out of the queendom.

  This all happened while you were unconscious. You woke up but died your second death in this world soon after due to being unable to resist the temptation to drink more beer which caused you to jump off a cliff. Thus ended your unforrunate life, all because you opened a tab with this story today. Lesson number one is: never let others know you don't like alcohol, lesson number two is: Never read stories online, stick to safe physical books which cannot steal you inside themselves.

  * * *

  Liam never got used to this life of being an ostrich-dragon. Actually, he learned that their species were called just dragons, despite the similarities to ostriches, so from now on he just used this shorter word. When he tried to explain to his parents and numerous siblings what an ostrich was, he was humoured but ignored as someone who has an overly active imagination. Liam's body's mom, the dragon queen and the ruler of whatever dragon kingdom this was, said to Liam, "My dear Bobenus, you will make a good writer one day. Now, go play with your sisters."

  Liam was bored with this boring dragon life. He had too many siblings, though Bunera, the first dragon he saw after ending up in this newborn dragon bodh was a fun little gremlin. Still, he missed Clarice and Graham, his wife and toddler son. He longed to return to them. He figured that if he unalived himself, he would return to his previous body, but when he tried, he got a warning message as if he was in a computer game: Unalive procedure not found, did you mean Suicide?

  But when he tried to commit suicide, he got yet another error message, "You do not have sufficient permissions to cancel yourself. Please try again later."

  Thus, Liam discovered that it was impossible for him to return to his previous body using this methodology. So, he decided to try something else.

  His new master plan was the following: hire a hitperdaughter, a hitperson, a hitman, a hitwoman, a hitwoperdaughter or a hitwoperson and ask them to ask their friend to ask their friend to murder Bobenus, that is to say, Liam' current newborn dragon body. This seemed likely to work successfully. One night, Liam woke up in his dragon cave and saw ten human shadows surrounding him.

  "Oh no," said Liam, "Please don't kill me right now. I have to go to the restroom."

  "Okay," one of the assassins said. "Just make it as slow as you want, little critter.

  The ten humans waited for him outside. But once Liam walked out, they finally were about to kill him. The door to his cave burst open and his sister, Bunera, burst inside. She scowled and growled at the attackers and launched a blast of fire at them, temporarily delaying Liam's death.

  "Come on, Bobenus, follow me!"

  As she dragged Liam with her, she explained thatbshe discovered that their mother the dragon queen plotted to kill them. Liam knew inside his head that this was false and merely a fake lead implanted by one of the assassins he directly or indirectly hired (he couldn't know which one it was for sure because the chain was too deep). But he said nothing. Later, he would regret saying nothing, because Bunera decided that to protect Bobenus, she had to overthrow their mother. Oh boy, Liam certainly was not going to thank his overprotective new older sister. He did not want to be dragged into dragon revolutions but he ended up having no choice, he could not kill himself, Bunera was too good at protecting him to allow someone else to kill him and Liam realized he should have been more cruel to her from the moment he was born to make sure she didn't channel her considerable skills in the direction of protecting him. Now it was too late, though, and Liam was stuck until Bunera was killed or something, or until his dragon body's natural lifespan ended. However, Liam worried that Bunera might invent immortality just to make sure her little brother never died or something crazy like that. He never believed all those anime about yandere sisters that Jesus liked to watch whenever he visited Clarice' family, but now he realized that the Japanese people were far ahead of the Western civilization in their understanding of the psychology of the sentient mind, whether human or dragon or ostrich-dragon.

  Liam prayed everyday for someone to free him from this life. And one day, that someone appeared. It was one and only, his wife's brother, the grandson of God, the one and only saviour of the world, Jesus.

  Liam met Jesus in this new world like this: Liam was walking down the forest and saw Jesus. That's it.

  "Jesus?", Liam asked.

  Jesus looked at Liam and, unsurprisingly, did not recognise him. The reason for that was simply that Liam was in the body of a dragon. Jesus said, "How can you utter my name, child, if you have neither heard of me yet nor known about me from the pictures of the biblical figures in the churches? I am certain this strange new world is not one that has Christian churches, or was I mistaken? Grandpa, your thoughts?" A random lightning struck a random spot in the forest. Jesus nodded and said, "A fair point, grandpa. I agree. But would you say that this young dragon is someone I know?" A second lightning struck, this time it struck Liam's dragon heart. Liam died instantly, or, rather, Bobenus did. Well, Liam too, died at this instant. His soul was then erased by God.

  The reason for this is that God was tired of Liam hopping around worlds, and also he did not want to risk letting Liam ever return to Clarice.

  Jesus shook his head as he watched the sky as God celebrated Liam's eternal disappearance by launching dozens of lightning strikes everywhere.

  Jesus walked forward and he then found that an arrow entered his right ankle.

  He gasped and saw that a hunter was walking towards him.

  "Ouch. What was that for?"

  The hunter revealed their face by lowering their cloak's hood: A random female orc.

  "I want to play hide-and-seek. Your job is to hide and my job is to seek.

  "Do you often find random people in the woods to chase?"

  "Yes. I am known as Orc the Maria, the hunter of the Druidican Forest. Only those brave enough venture here, so I commend your... foolishness, shall I say, rather than bravery, because, let's be honest for just a second, okay? Every act of bravery is just foolishness turned upside down."

  Jesus laughed at Maria's naivete. "You little child. The true wisdom lies in this: The cruel are brave, but the meek are nice and feeble and those who master the meek shall inherit the earth and dominate those who are foolish."

  Maria looked at Jesus with intrigue. "Is that true," she asked, "or are you jesting?"

  Jesus chuckled in a derogatory and insulting manner which enraged Maria. The hunter did not wait for his verbal reply, this facial insolense was sufficient, and ran towards him, intending to show this impudent man what honor really was with the help of her sword.

  Jesus turned and run. But due to the fact that his white robe was too long, he had to endure a very slow movement speed. After a mere five minutes, Maria finally caught up with him. She jeered at him as she slowly walked towards him.

  "Now, prepare to die, little human."

  "Not so fast," Jesus said. He disappeared into a cloud of smoke. Maria waited for it to dissolve and then looked around. The man has disappeared and she couldn't quite tell where. She tried to figure this out but failed. "My eternal vow to the universe: I will hunt down this lowly human man and make him pay for his foolish and cowardly escape!"

  Meanwhile, Jesus was walking through some kind of an underground tunnel. It was completely dark, so he had no idea what waa going on. He walked like this, slowly and carefully, for a long time, before eventually, he found a source of light at the end of the tunnel. It lead to a vast cave. At the center of the cave, a strange girl was chained to two rocks. The girl had long brown hair. Her face was cast downwards and thus Jesus was unable to determine whether she was conscious or alive.

  He stood still for a moment at the entrance of this cave.

  "Hello?", he said. "Would you like some wine?" Jesus summoned some wine out of his sleeve and poured it on the girl. The girl showed the first signs of life. She begun coughing and lifted her face to look at him with unbridled hate and fury. Her eyes, red in colour like the eyes of Satan, pierced him as if he was water filled with millions of red ballons, ready to burst into million needles of destruction.

  "How dare you do this to me," the girl said. "How dare you pour wine onto me?"

  "I am sorry, I am sorry", Jesus said. He looked around and...