The Real {Fake} Shady [Parody]

  Joshua and Sonic gets wheeled into the same mental institution.

  Sonic: Hey! We're Back! Nana nana nana nana-

  Joshua: No! Not now, you spiked spike-head.

  Sonic: Dude. You sound different. What's down?

  Joshua: Got my vocal chords changed. Rearranged 'cause I'm deranged. Now, I can mimic Eminem's voice on any song perfectly. I sound just like him!

  Sonic: But, what about me! Should I do it too?

  Joshua: Nah, man. You the original Slim, and I'm Eminem.

  Marsh: And, I'm Marshall Mathers. What's going on here? You two trying to steal my whole career?

  Joshua: What?

  Sonic: Nah, we ain't all that.

  Joshua: You're the real Slim Shady. I'm more like... Slim Fakey.

  Marsh: Slim Fakey?... Alright, I'm pressing charges.

  Joshua: Tie Him Up!!

  Sonic: In A Flash!!

  Sonic super quickly ties up Marshal and hides him in a closet. The two give each-other a thumbs up as the music starts up.

  Nurse: Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?... I said, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

  Sonic: We're gonna have a problem here!

  Joshua: Y'all act like you've never seen a fake song before! Maws gapin' like Heard and Johnny burst through the door, and she started beatin' his butt worse than afore they were divorced in court. Stumblin' over expenditures.

  Sonic: It's the return of the, “He didn't just copy Eminem again, did he?” And then, J said-

  Joshua: Of course not, you dreck! Made the words in my own head. You just so basic you can't even fake it!

  Sonic: Feminist women love Fake and Slim.

  Lady: That Eminem! I'm so sick of him! Showing his ugly butt! Rapping about you know who!

  Woman: Yeah, but the beard's so cute though!

  Joshua: Sure, I got a few screws up in my head loose, but nothing worse than what's goin' on in yo sister's shroom room. Sometimes, I just wanna get on the page and let loose. I won't let me, but it's fine if my family all swears to Bruce!

  Sonic: (Almighty!) Bundle up a little quick. Bundle up a little quick, so y'all can give my grundle a little lick!

  Joshua: That's the message we deliver to all the chicks, and we expect 'em not to know just how perverted we really is! So, of course they know the way to abort today. By the eighth grade, they on the internet too, ain't they?

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  Sonic: We ain't nothing but animals. Some of us like Danimals, gettin' squeezed by others' mandibles. But, if we can munch on manimals like cannibals like Hannibal, then there ain't no reason an antelope and cantaloupe can't elope!

  Joshua: (Ugh!) If you feel like I do, I got the antidote. Women, wear yo party clothes. Sing the chorus.

  Sonic: And, it goes!

  Joshua: I'm Fake Shady.

  Sonic: Yes, the real Fake Shady!

  Joshua: All you other Fakies are just imitating!

  Sonic: So, won't the real Fake Shady please stand up?

  Joshua: Please stand up?

  Sonic: Please stand up?

  Joshua: Em's gotta cuss in his raps to make records! Well, I don't. So, screw Em, and screw Slim too! You think I give a care if you can stand me? Half you modders can't stomach me, if you don't ban me.

  Reporter: But, Speed, if you did weed, wouldn't it be neat?

  Sonic: Why? So, you lied just to get me here, all acting weird? Disguised deceit with crowds and cheer? Commander Holly better switch me chairs, so I can hear Ross and Jared curse, arguing over who she slobbed the knob on first!

  Joshua: Little cheat got put on blast for the world to see.

  Reporter: But, Jared's still a fine guy, ain't he?

  Sonic: In my book, he's still Kree pee.

  Joshua: He can go to a Subway and get caught with CP!

  Sonic: (Aaah!) All you fanboy and girl groups do is annoy me.

  Joshua: So, I have been sent here to destroy you. 'Cause, there's a million others just like me, don't cuss like me, who just don't make a FUSS like me. Who dress like me, write, walk, talk, and jest like me. And, you just might be the next best thing, but not quite me!

  Sonic: 'Cause-!

  Joshua: I'm Fake Shady.

  Sonic: Yes, the real Fake Shady!

  Joshua: All you other Fakies are just imitating!

  Sonic: So, won't the real Fake Shady please stand up?

  Joshua: Please stand up?

  Sonic: Please stand up?

  Joshua: I'm like a dipped chip to bite into. 'Cause, I'm only giving you songs you joke about inside your living room. Only difference is I got the gall to say it in front of y'all, and I don't gotta floss to get yo attention at all. I just get on to write, don't quit it. And, whether you'd like to admit it, I just spit it better than ninety percent of you fanfic writers out can.

  Sonic: Then, you wonder, “How can these kids take these volumes like they're balloons of helium liftin' 'em?” I say, deal with 'im! 'Cause, I think it's funny. And, at this point when I'm thirty, I'll be the only hog in the nursin' home mercin'. Shooting drugs, liftin' nurses' skirts up while I'm lurkin'. And, I'm smirkin', but this whole sack of serotonin isn't workin'!

  Joshua: And, every single person is a Fake Shady urchin. He could be irkin' at a Burger King, stealin' half yo donut rings while skimpin' on yo Ovaltine. Or, in the parking lot, circlin', screamin', “I don't give a flip!” With a shavin' slip on his upper lip. So, will the real Fake Shady please stand up?

  Sonic: And, put one of those fingers on each hand up.

  Joshua: And, be proud to be outta yo mind and outta control!

  Sonic: And, one more time! Loud as you can! How does it go?!

  Joshua: I'm Fake Shady.

  Sonic: Yes, the real Fake Shady!

  Joshua: All you other Fakies are just imitating!

  Sonic: So, won't the real Fake Shady please stand up?

  Joshua: Please stand up?

  Sonic: Please stand up?

  Joshua: Ha Ha! I guess there's a little Fakey in all of us.

  Sonic: Screw it! Let's all stand up!

  Sonic voiced by Slim Shady

  Joshua voiced by Eminem