Chapter Fifteen I Have a Wife

  "Squeak!!"

  "Ah~~!" Just as Zhang Yifei was about to take action, the driver suddenly slammed on the brakes. Due to inertia and Zhang Yifei's over-excitement, his body leaned forward, followed by a loud scream, very close!

  "Huh? What thing, soft?" Zhang Yifei reflexively stuck out his tongue.

  Suddenly felt something was wrong, hastily stood up straight, only to see the beauty with a red face and a panicked look at Zhang Yifei, hugging her chest.

  "Slap!!"

  "You... you rascal!" The woman suddenly slapped Zhang Yifei in the face.

  Zhang Yifei's face suddenly turned black, damn it, this is not a peach blossom fortune, but a peach blossom calamity.

  One day, Shao Ningdie cheated him twice in a row. Today, he was slapped by a woman again. This is so unlucky, Zhang Yifei has nothing to say.

  "Who's the hooligan, you're the one who came to stand beside me!" Zhang Yifei shouted loudly with his back straightened, can't wrong a good person, this is Brother Driver's fault, right?

  Although Zhang Yifei had this idea in his mind, he hadn't taken any action yet. Can this be considered hooliganism? No! Fantasizing isn't against the law, and besides, there's no legal provision that prohibits fantasizing.

  If you have the ability, let the national law add a clause of beheading for masturbation.

  Her scream instantly caught everyone's attention, the men glared at Zhang Yifei fiercely, perhaps envying Zhang Yifei for having such a good opportunity, while the women kept their distance from Zhang Yifei. The elderly people sighed and shook their heads, as if Zhang Yifei had already become a social outcast.

  Zhang Yifei felt more wronged than Dou E, it was clearly not his fault, why did everyone look at him like that.

  "Bodhisattva, if you have a spirit, then let it snow all over the sky and prove my innocence."

  Whoa! I'm here, bear with me! Zhang Yifei lowered his head, just like a student who had done something wrong, and didn't expect this beauty to be so feisty. Damn it, this slap still hurts!

  At this moment, Zhang Yifei has already become the focus of everyone on the bus, and there is no chance to take advantage of him.

  "Scoundrel!" The voice was not loud, but just enough for Zhang Yifei to hear.

  Ninja!

  "Pervert!"

  Ninja Turtles!

  "Scum of society!"

  This time Zhang Yifei was intolerable. You can scold me as a pervert, you can scold me as a hooligan, but what right do you have to scold me as the dregs of society?

  Who did I corrupt again?

  "Who allowed you to stand beside me, you deserved it!" Zhang Yifei couldn't bear it and shouted loudly at the woman.

  After finishing this sentence, Zhang Yifei squeezed down and got off at the station.

  The woman was shocked by Zhang Yifei's words and wondered if there were such rascals, and wasn't he a bit too arrogant?

  "Hey, driver, would you mind stopping? I'm getting off at this stop too!" the woman hastily shouted to the driver.

  Everyone on the bus stared at this woman with a strange look, and as soon as the man who had just molested her got off the bus, she hastily followed suit. Were they...?

  The old gentlemen in the carriage suddenly felt embarrassed.

  They must be a couple, they were probably arguing before getting on the bus, that's why they're like this.

  It seems I misunderstood that young man just now.

  If Zhang Yifei knew what this carful of people was thinking at this moment, would he be grateful to the point of tears, or would Bodhisattva still help his own kind.

  Zhang Yifei lit a cigarette for himself after getting off the car to comfort his young heart, but unexpectedly met a shrew.

  Zhang Yifei felt that he had been unlucky for the past two days and nothing had gone smoothly.

  To take some money and encounter a robbery, to take a public bus and meet a shrew.

  "Huh? Zhang Yifei, who had just gotten off the bus, suddenly felt that there were a pair of eyes staring at him from behind. This was his intuition, the intuition of an assassin."

  Slowly turning around, Zhang Yifei saw a woman staring at him with contemptuous eyes. This woman was the one on the bus who had been unintentionally groped by Zhang Yifei.

  "What else do you want to do?" Zhang Yifei was about to cry. Shao Ningdie had piqued her own curiosity, insisting on marrying him, and now this woman wanted him to take responsibility just because of his unintentional touch?

  If it's really like this, then Zhang Yifei would be so sad that he wouldn't know how to cry.

  Is it that this world has really developed too fast and I just can't keep up? Or are there just too many "saintly girls" in this era?

  "Never seen a pervert as shameless as you!" The woman gave Zhang Yifei a cold glance.

  "Are you done yet? As long as you don't make me take responsibility, go ahead and say it, how much money, I'll admit defeat." Zhang Yifei is now scared.

  Now at home there is already a daughter Guo Guowang, if another mother comes, then Zhang Yifei will really have no way to turn back.

  The beauty was stunned for a moment after hearing Zhang Yifei's words. This rascal is not only unrepentant, but also very narcissistic.

  "You don't speak, I'll assume you're not counting on me to take responsibility." Zhang Yifei thought that this mother was a bit too much, having the leisure time to think about how to deal with Shao Ningdie instead.

  Turned around and left.

  "Pervert, stop right there! Today you must give me a clear explanation!" Behind her came the sound of high heels striking the ground with a 'click click' sound.

  Zhang Yifei suddenly stopped in his tracks, his body trembling with both fists clenched. If he had really done it on purpose, then letting others say a couple of words would have been fine, but he really hadn't done it on purpose.

  Moreover, Zhang Yifei guaranteed that since returning from Li Jiang, he had never acted like a hooligan again, the only exception being this time's unjust accusation.

  "Hey, girl, who are you yelling at?" Zhang Yifei turned his head and said loudly.

  "The colored girl is calling you!" The woman had just finished speaking when she felt a hint of something being off.

  Looking at Zhang Yifei's smile with a face full of mischief.

  "You... how can you talk to a beauty like that? Oh, I get it! You must have seen how pretty I am and had lustful thoughts, but you're also insecure, knowing you can't attract my attention. You think ordinary pickup lines won't work on me, so you're doing this on purpose, right? I've seen many men like you, all of you are the same!" The woman raised an eyebrow, looking at Zhang Yifei with a smug expression.

  "Are you kidding me? You're not a renminbi, why does everyone like you? Don't be so self-righteous." Zhang Yifei couldn't take it anymore. Every girl wants to take a look at the beauty, but who likes to look at someone so arrogant and self-loving? Anyway, Zhang Yifei didn't want to look. All along, Zhang Yifei thought that Song Lishan was already quite narcissistic, today he opened his eyes wide.

  "Stop right there." The woman shouted again after Zhang Yifei walked away, this time attracting the attention of passersby on the road.

  Zhang Yifei stopped in his tracks. He knew that today he had met a formidable opponent, and if he didn't come up with something ruthless, the other side would absolutely not give up easily.

  Suddenly, a loud voice said: "I beg of you, please let me go? I am a married man, I cannot betray my wife and live with you."

  Zhang Yifei's expression was very serious, with a look of deep sorrow and regret.

  "Oh!" After hearing Zhang Yifei's words, everyone on the road turned their gaze to the woman.

  For a moment, everyone's eyes were filled with helplessness and regret when they looked at this woman.

  Why do beautiful women nowadays all like to get involved with a third party?

  "Not... it's not what you think..." The woman immediately explained to everyone after hearing Zhang Yifei's words.

  But the masses' eyes are bright, how can they be deceived?

  From the very beginning, Zhang Yifei was not allowed to leave, what kind of relationship is this if it's not this one.

  "We understand." The crowd gave this woman a look of understanding.