Chapter Sixteen: Is It Really That Much?

  Zhang Yifei let out a soft sigh of relief, finally getting rid of that shrew.

  I don't know which road god I offended recently, always like to tease myself, it seems that I need to go back and check, so as not to suffer again for no reason.

  After going through a lot of hardships and difficulties, Zhang Yifei finally arrived at the Qixia District Shiqiao Guomao Apartment.

  Rich people are rich, even their homes are so good and located in the city center. Looking at the buildings, Zhang Yifei secretly calculated how much money it would take to have such a place. No wonder real estate is making so much money now, with such a large area of land and building after building, how can they not make money?

  I wonder if Xuan Yi Group is playing real estate? Zhang Yifei thought secretly in his heart.

  Just as Zhang Yifei was about to go forward, a loud voice came from the security room: "Halt!"

  Zhang Yifei glanced at the security room, and the man continued: "Don't look anymore, it's about you, come down."

  Walked over with great doubt, didn't I do anything wrong?

  "You look familiar, what brings you here?"

  I live here.

  "Haven't seen you before?"

  "I just moved in today."

  "You're cheating a three-year-old kid." The security guard glared at Zhang Yifei, clearly not believing what he said.

  "ID card!"

  "Damn it, check the household registration!" Zhang Yifei finally couldn't help but blurt out a curse.

  "Cut the crap, this guy's a total poseur, one look and you can tell he's either a Liu or a local hooligan." The security guard said with a very trendy phrase.

  Zhang Yifei now wants to cry but has no tears, who did he offend these past few days? Now Zhang Yifei feels that he is quite suitable to be the spokesperson for the word "unlucky".

  "Am I not like Xue Lang?" Zhang Yifei asked fiercely.

  The security guard took a close look at the disheveled beauty: "You don't have the aura of a wolf, nor do you have the demeanor of a wolf. At most, you're just a Liu Xiaolong, and even that's a stretch."

  Zhang Yifei finally understood Eason Chan's song: "Men cry, crying is not a sin!"

  The day before yesterday, Shao Ningdie said that I didn't have the potential to be a wolf, and today a security guard also said that I didn't have the potential to be a wolf. Am I destined to only wander along this line of Liu Xia?

  "Cut the nonsense and show me your ID."

  Zhang Yifei helplessly took out his good citizen certificate.

  The security guard took a look and was stunned. Damn it, someone is actually named Zhang Yifei?

  "Is your surname Zhang?"

  "It's written on your ID card, isn't it?"

  "Nowadays, the times are developing too fast. Sometimes the ID card is fake and the person is real, sometimes the person is fake and the ID card is real. I'm not a policeman, how can I know whether you're true or false?"

  Zhang Yifei's face suddenly turned black, and he muttered to himself.

  "I am really Zhang Yifei."

  "I know, I can guess without looking at your ID."

  "Why?"

  "You've flown so high already and still flying, if you're not Zhang Yifei, then am I Zhang Yifei?"

  Greatly compassionate and greatly merciful Guanyin Bodhisattva, where did I offend you that you have to torture me like this?

  Zhang Yifei simply closed his mouth and said nothing.

  I went out today and forgot to check the calendar, only to suffer such pain.

  "Which building do you live in?"

  One sentence stunned Zhang Yifei, he only knew that he lived in Shaoying District Xiangguang World Trade Apartment, but he really didn't notice the specific building number and unit.

  It seems that being an uxorilocal son-in-law is not as easy as it looks.

  "It's unclear!" Zhang Yifei innocently shook his head.

  "I knew you wanted to get in, who doesn't know that this apartment has the most beauties, and many men dream of getting in."

  Beauty, again beauty, is it that nowadays men's brains only have this one word? Can't they change to something else?

  "My wife lives here." Zhang Yifei couldn't help but feel indignant at these people who looked down on others.

  He took out his mobile phone, flipped through it up and down, and finally found Shao Ningdie's phone number. Zhang Yifei never thought that he would ask for help from this woman, Shao Ningdie.

  "Wife, why haven't you come back yet? I've been blocked by the dog at the door." Zhang Yifei said with a very bad tone, without any consideration.

  Several security guards around stared at Zhang Yifei with piercing eyes. If eyes could kill, Zhang Yifei would have been dead a long time ago.

  If it weren't for the company's explicit rules, they would have thrown this ungrateful guy out a long time ago.

  Shao Ningdie was taken aback after hearing Zhang Yifei's words: "Wife?" This term was still being called by the opposite sex for the first time.

  "On the road, I'll be there soon." Shao Ningdie was very puzzled, a dog? She remembered that there were no dogs in the neighborhood.

  Shao Ningdie's words were brief, but they were music to Zhang Yifei's ears.

  Zhang Yifei hung up the phone, put his mobile phone in his pocket and looked at the security guards with disdain: "Wait, my wife will come over and let you see if I live in this community. Let you see if my ID card can prove that I am Zhang Yifei."

  "Still beautiful, is there anyone more beautiful than my wife?"

  "My goodness, I don't believe it. Someone dares to impersonate me." Zhang Yifei now has a completely smug look on his face, as if asking for a beating.

  At the same time, Zhang Yifei was secretly asking himself in his heart: "Is my name so handsome that even men are jealous? Not even allowed to enter the neighborhood?"

  All sorts of signs of comprehensive security, Zhang Yifei can be sure that his name is absolutely too handsome, and it's so handsome that it has caused public outrage.

  But there's nothing you can do about it, after all, you were born and raised by your parents, how can you compare with me?

  I am a genuine orphan, and I even have an orphan certificate from the police station.

  Surnames have no hold on me, I can call myself whatever I want, completely following my heart's desire.

  For the first time in his life, Zhang Yifei felt the benefits of being an orphan, no need to worry about having a surname that sounds bad.

  Nor worry about being scolded for changing your surname: "Unfilial son, unfilial and unrighteous, deceiving one's master and destroying one's ancestors."

  Zhang Yifei thought to himself that perhaps the country's laws should be added with a clause, allowing orphans to have the right to change their surname at will, and no one can stop them.

  "My god, a group of guys with beauties in their minds, haven't you ever seen beauties?" Zhang Yifei said indignantly.

  No wonder from ancient times to now, more men have died in the hands of women.

  "Are there really many beauties inside?" Zhang Yifei suddenly changed his face, with a flattering expression, ran to the front of all the security guards, holding the Red Tower Mountain in his hand, and gave one to each of them. The positive energy on him instantly disappeared.

  All the security guards were startled by this sudden change, and the speed of the person in front of them changing their face was too fast.

  Damn it! All the security guards were speechless at once. I've seen shamelessness before, but never to this extent.

  He was just a serious face, but in an instant, he became a man who had never seen a woman.

  It's said that people can turn their faces faster than turning pages of a book, and today they've witnessed it.

  In an instant, all the security guards looked at each other, and could there be anyone more shameless than this guy in front of them?