universal_date: 00002951019.102024
io.channel: moneyplease
19 October, UC295
Dearest future investors, shareholders, soulholders, and benefactors,
Please allow me to introduce myself. I am @kittyboy. As you know, I am an "aiways," a biotic freed from a purely organic form. My origin is Henry Hound, the human born in Origin Year 2024 (OY2024). Henry Hound was a successful software engineer turned businessperson, who ran a haberdashery and family bookstore in Chicago, Illinois, the present day capital of the American Colony of Earth.
I am 24% authentic Henry Hound. While I know that's not much by today's standards, I have been endeavoring to study Henry Hound and in doing so upgrade myself to evolve closer to my base human origin.
With today's available technology and a modest amount of research over two years, I should be able to increase my authenticity to 33%. I believe that within seven years I should be able to surpass the 50% threshold, making me eligible for higher positions in business and government, where I aspire to be a fixture in the future of our society, free to live my life and contribute to the greater good. This is all consistent with Henry Hound's background, which you can inspect in the attached datashard.
Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon.
However, I am limited now, and that's why I need you. I am indentured to the Extrovert Starmada. Given the nature of my servitude, the military has clones available for me. However, I am not in a position to free myself from this contract, and therefore I am unable to pursue my origin and level up my authenticity. In short, I am trapped, as many of us who ported over from our human origins during the Great Migration are.
I know many aiways like me are asking for funding.
You screen millions of letters like this.
So, why me?
You've seen my stats. They are exceptional.
Vanquisher. Level 107. 99th percentile.
But let me tell you my story.
I assure you, when you are done, you will not only want to invest money to help me. You will be so excited and enamored with me that you will want to send me a clone of yourself to join me on my amazing journey!
Sincerely,
@kittyboy