Stealing Corpses and Returning to Life

  After another morning, the snake tail was finally restored to human legs, and the plan to revive the three ghosts by repairing their corpses also began to take shape.

  Although the wind was small and painful for half a day and night, there were still unexpected gains. In the toilet, she unexpectedly discovered that her transformed body couldn't XX and was frustrated and gritting her teeth under the enormous pressure that made her almost unbearable. Due to physiological reactions, the pressure finally turned into motivation, and Nüwa's classmate broke through and finally learned to switch forms and successfully mastered part of the divine power operation.

  Li Chang was unexpectedly surprised, as the original goddess Nüwa had always directly absorbed the energy of heaven and earth. In other words, she could open up her pre-heavenly valley as soon as she broke out of her shell. Who would have thought that a modern Nüwa who had undergone the transmission of the Dharma-body would have such an embarrassing problem?!

  No matter what, the ending is always good, so the twists and turns can be ignored. The hospital at night is not easy to enter, only set off in advance.

  Three people casually ate something, packed a few bottles of mud, and put them in their bags. Then they took a cheap jade sign, stuffed three ghosts into it, prepared well, and set off to rush to the hospital.

  ……

  "Halt! What are you three doing?!"

  The morgue was easier to find than expected, and there wouldn't be anyone wandering around nearby. The only problem was the guard on duty. As soon as Xiao San and the other two approached, the guard immediately spotted these three conspicuous individuals.

  "Are you the relatives of the deceased?!" The duty officer walked over, took a glance at the three people and quickly made a judgment. He then skillfully pulled out a small notebook: "Who died in your family?! When was he sent here?! Do you have any proof?! Are you going to take him for cremation or... Actually, the dead cannot be revived, personally I suggest that you can donate the body for medical research."

  Yang Zhan didn't like hearing this and frowned, just about to speak up when Li Chang hastily intervened by handing over a red envelope: "Master, we just wanted to take a look inside..."

  The red envelope was quickly received, and the duty officer sternly opened his mouth to reprimand: "Nonsense! Is the morgue a place that can be visited at will?! Who are you looking for inside?"

  "...we don't look for each other..."

  Li Chang was a bit speechless, as there were only dead people inside, and he could find no one to talk to. Although everyone was an immortal, they had all received modern education since childhood, and it wasn't until later that they awakened to their true nature. At first, hearing such a mind-blowing statement, everyone's reactions were somewhat delayed.

  Yang Yan stood watching the duty officer for half a day, suddenly stunned, then relaxed, lit a cigarette and leaned against the wall behind him, took a deep breath and exhaled a smoke ring, sneering: "I didn't expect Old Li to do such an unscrupulous thing?!"

  What?!

  Feng Xiaoxiao and Li Chang both felt inexplicable, but the duty officer suddenly changed to a shocked expression, his hand trembling as he pointed at Yang Chen: "You... who are you? How did you know..."

  "How did you know that your old friend was digging you up..." Yang Yan tried to help him finish the sentence, but was interrupted by a loud shout from the duty officer, who quickly changed his expression to a flattering one: "Brother, let's talk inside, do you know something inside?"

  The three of them were respectfully invited in by the person on duty, who busied themselves pouring tea and water with great diligence.

  Yang Yan chatted with the duty officer in a casual tone, while making eye contact with Feng Xiaoxiao and Li Changsheng, indicating that he had everything under control. The duty officer also noticed the two people beside him and warmly smiled: "This little brother is accompanying me, you two can take a stroll around, coming here is like being at your own home, don't be polite to me."

  Forget it! No one is polite with you!

  Never seen anyone speak so gloomily, Li Changhe and Feng Xiaoxiao dryly laughed twice and hastily slipped away. It seems that Erlang Shen has grasped some handle on someone, and it's not convenient for too many people to hear... Forget it, as long as they've achieved their goal, the outside matters will be handled by Yang Yan.

  ……

  Release the three ghosts from the jade plate to guide, and then dig up the mud to start working. Due to the male body relationship, Li Chang completed the wiping work, while Feng Xiaoxiao was only responsible for guiding, repairing, and opening the spirit.

  After bustling about for two and a half hours, the newly appointed Tai Bai Jia Nu, who was not very familiar with the business at first, finally managed to repair three male corpses with great effort. She threw the three ghosts into them. After almost a cup of tea's time, the three people who were confused in the sun finally opened their eyes and jumped down from the bed excitedly.

  "Let's eat! Let's eat!"

  "Take a bath!"

  "Go home! Go home!"

  "We brothers have finally made it through..."

  Three white idiots yelling and screaming, running wildly in the morgue without even wearing clothes. Li Chang angrily kicked one of them: "Quiet! This is a morgue, do you want to spread rumors about ghosts?!"

  After a few days of getting along and a series of events, the three people's awe for Feng Xiaoxiao had risen to an unprecedented height.

  Feng Xiaoxiao closely followed behind, kicking even harder: "You towel-wrapped flower-water boy! Not wearing clothes and trying to give Lao Niang trichiasis? Believe it or not, Lao Niang will call Chi You to exterminate you all!"

  San's face turned pale with fright, his originally pale face from just being revived turned white in an instant. He hastily rummaged through his backpack and put on the clothes he had prepared earlier.

  Just after I finished dressing, the voice of the person on duty outside the door came in, trembling with fear: "Brother, I still have to go in and take a look, don't persuade me, we'll talk about it later..."

  Then Yang Zhuang's voice, seemingly careless but clearly louder, said: "I think the sound should be coming from outside, is there someone in the morgue?! Don't joke around, this is a modern civilized society, those gods and ghosts are nonsense, you're a modern person, you can't possibly believe in that?!"

  "Brother, you don't know how many people in our line of work believe this a bit, after all..." Along with the sound of speaking, there was also the sound of taking out keys to open the door.

  The door opened quickly, and Li Chang and Feng Xiaoxiao were still thinking about what to do. The three thugs, who had been rolling around at the grassroots level for many years, quickly wiped away their tears and shouted: "Brother Li, let us take a look again, Big Brother died so miserably..."

  As soon as the person on duty came in, he saw three little rascals with five-colored hair crying and wiping their tears.

  He let out a sigh, and the duty officer automatically filled in the current scene with a serious face: "These three are following you to sneak in, right? This is not good at all. This room is specially used for storing corpses related to abnormal death cases. If the corpse is moved, it will be interrogated by the police..." Then his face changed and he said to Yang Mo: "Brother, I have a heart to cover up, but this is too..."

  "Don't worry, we won't let them make a move. We'll discuss your matter later." Yang Yan immediately said, handing over the stack of cash and glancing sideways at the three thugs: "Aren't you leaving yet?!"

  The Second Master spoke up, and the three hoodlums slunk out with their tails between their legs.

  The person on duty is satisfied. Recently, there have been internal messages about annoying things and also some extra income... It's just that someone was allowed to sneak in and take a stroll around, shouldn't be a problem, right?

  A gentle breeze makes everyone satisfied, the three mixed ones go smoothly and return to Yang, troubles are solved, as for the lost money... As Yang said, problems that can be solved with money aren't considered problems at all.

  Three mixed mixes are naturally most satisfied, they are direct beneficiaries.

  So you're good, I'm good, everyone's good. The three parties parted ways peacefully and amicably, and the matter of this day was thus brought to a smooth close.