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The myth of heaven and earth is the same as human.

  The myth of the 19th day is the same as that of humans.

  Chi You cannot be considered an ancient god in a strict sense, but rather an ancient immortal.

  From ancient times to the present, from Tiandao to Tiangong, Chiyou has never obtained a title of godhood through any certification process. However, even among the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, no one dared to underestimate the existence of this great being.

  "There is a word that is used well, which is inheritance." Li Chang sighed and his expression became somewhat solemn: "The Heavenly Court was established after the Honghuang era, while the dispute over the inheritance of the Human Dao between Chi You and Huang Di during the Honghuang era was before the Heavenly Court. Chi You was defeated, but still ranked above the gods of the Heavenly Court. The sealing of gods in the Heavenly Realm can only be done under one's own inheritance, and cannot surpass the ancient great powers. Therefore, although Chi You did not have a divine title or position, if compared to other gods, even the Jade Emperor and the Buddha would not dare to boast that they could make Chi You submit to their authority."

  "You can just say he's very impressive, we'll understand." Feng Xiaoxiao put away her camera, curious: "Can you tell us more about the Divine Realm?! I'm reading too many books now and it's really hard to get a systematic understanding."

  Li Chang spread his hands: "I don't know much either... Tai Bai Jin Xing's function is the Jade Emperor's special envoy, conveying various heavenly decrees, so I know more things than you do, but to say how many specific things... I believe you and Erlang Shen have also noticed that after waking up, everyone's memories are not complete, so I am actually similar to you, it's just that I woke up earlier and my memory storage is a bit larger."

  "As for what you said earlier... actually, I think it's enough if you just roughly understand it, no need to take it too seriously." Li Chang said: "From my personal point of view, it can be summed up in one sentence - all myths are the same as human beings."

  So-called same people, is based on the official original works and derived entertainment works.

  What is the official original work of the divine world? Obviously, it refers to the true historical process of the divine world. And these real processes are obviously not something that ordinary people can access. So how should we interpret the so-called authoritative works on mythological research that have been passed down among the people?

  There are two types of mythological legends that have been passed down. One is the collection and compilation of mythological stories from various places and dynasties, which were recorded by writers at the time based on versions passed down through oral tradition. However, local customs, cultural practices, and worship beliefs differ, with varying degrees of exaggeration and distortion, and the sources of these stories cannot be guaranteed, so their authenticity is naturally not credible.

  Two are more famous purely fictional works, such as Journey to the West and Lotus Lantern... Whether this should be believed or not, and how much it should be believed, people with sufficient IQ should have a number in their hearts.

  So it's not unreasonable that the combat power of various gods in different periods fluctuates more violently than stock prices. The original work hasn't been read by anyone, everyone is reading fanfics, and there are a lot of contradictions in time between different fanfics, a lot of character development and career changes, and different settings for the background... Here, the plot needs to be changed a bit, there, the plot needs to be driven again, and in the end, all characters will naturally collapse.

  "In short, Chi You is an ancient demon god, you are the Earth Mother, Erlang Shen has the highest combat power in the heavenly court... Let's all get along well from now on, and other things have nothing to do with us for the time being." Especially not with him... damn it, these three awakened ones aren't someone he can afford to mess with.

  "Let's change the subject." Feng Xiaoxiao swung her snake tail: "When can I turn my two legs back to normal?!"

  "Hmm... theoretically speaking, as long as you withdraw your divine power, it should be fine. The talisman is just a catalyst, the problem of withdrawal doesn't matter." Li Chang said with a frown.

  I despise people like him who are irresponsible.

  Three ghosts rushed over, their starry eyes spinning around the whirlwind: "Big sister, great god! Don't worry about the tail for now, hurry up and knead the mud, we've been waiting for you without eating or sleeping for a while."

  Li Chang's eyes lit up: "This suggestion is very creative! Xiao Wu, have you tried your divine power yet?!"

  "Not yet, I..."

  Yang Yan endured for half a day and finally interjected: "These issues are not important at all, I just want to know where my Alice went?!"

  “……”

  ……

  That night, the Nuwa who couldn't change back guarded the kitchen to cook, while the other two gods went out together to find Erlang Shen's "Pheasant". In between, Erlang Shen's classmates were dissatisfied with Nuwa and criticized her countless times. Taibai Jinxing made efforts to mediate for the harmony of the heavenly court.

  Finally found the parrot that flew to a certain household, the fat sparrow of the golden macaw. The two gods returned home together and happened to meet Chi You classmate waking up with a confused and innocent face. So they spent some more effort explaining the identity and process of the other party's awakening.

  After dinner, Chi You was sent away, Erlang Shen was assigned to wash the dishes, and Nüwa went to the small study room to start kneading mud, practicing for the upcoming human creation project.

  Three ghosts serve as supervisors, Li Changyu guides outside the scene.

  One night of heartache and hand cramps, finally waiting until the dawn of the second day, Feng Xiaoxiao's hands had given birth to a small person with only primary spiritual intelligence - able to listen to simple commands, able to do simple household chores, diligent and hardworking, changing out ordinary but not deformed five senses... The only downside is that it can't see water, seeing water can only last half an hour, after which it must dissolve into mud soup.

  ……

  "Creative power is a bit insufficient, it seems that some more time for recuperation is needed. However, the repair ability is no problem, we stole the corpse out and Xiaowu used mud to repair it well, then those three ghosts can be put back. Li Chang sighed helplessly while watching Feng Xiaoxiao apply mud to repair the broken arm of the small clay figure: "It seems that pinching three new corpses to steal heaven and change day is impossible, but as long as they show their faces in front of people a few times, we will naturally be able to clear up the case with proper operation."

  "So how do you explain the origin of the three corpses that matched their genes, and what happened to them after they disappeared?!" Feng Xiaoxiao patted off the last bit of mud, put down the now-complete little mud man, and asked while dusting himself off.

  Li Chang hadn't even responded yet, when Yang Zhuo snorted: "What does this have to do with us?! As long as we're innocent, that's all that matters. Finding a plausible explanation for the loopholes afterwards is the police's job."

  "That's what Erlang Shen said." Li Chang nodded.

  Three ghosts excitedly fluttered about: "Hoo hoo hoo! Time to return to the world of the living!"

  "Wah wah ~ The first thing I did after coming back to life was taking a bath. After being in the morgue for so many days, I must have stunk!"

  "The house is also a mess, mom's, those bastards burned it to a crisp... right, the lock on the door needs to be changed too, I remember that bastard still has our key?!"

  "Cutie cutie!"

  "Let's eat! Let's eat!"

  Li furrowed his brow: "I don't care what you're doing. Just remember to send me the promised seal money first, I've been paying for it all along!"

  Feng Xiaoxiao and Yang Zhen exchanged a glance, and suddenly neither of them wanted to admit that they knew these idiots.

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