Mó Shén Chī Yóu

  Not long after finishing dinner, the delivery person finally arrived. After signing and tearing open the outer packaging, a thick waterproof plastic bag was sealed inside with a stack of yellow banknotes. On the outside of the bag, there was also a note stuck on it, with ugly handwriting and unfriendly content.

  I'm going to kill the whole family of express delivery staff!!!!!

  “……”

  This guy was obviously mugged before. This was the first thought that flashed through Feng Xiaoxiao's mind.

  And then the second thing that made Xiao Feng curious was, after opening the package and seeing a stack of yellow talismans, what kind of expression did he have?!...

  Anyway, the seal finally arrived by express delivery. Fortunately, the wind was small and it was unpacked after the courier left, otherwise the next express delivery to this address might have been deducted again.

  Three Ah Piao surrounded the seal, excitedly spinning around: "Big sister, quickly, try one out."

  Jiang Li looked at Feng Xiaoxiao with wet and expectant eyes, only lacking a tail behind him to wag excitedly.

  "Let's wait for Li Chang to come back." Feng Xiaoxiao said: "Last time I used it up and directly turned into a snake tail, I fainted... What if this time is the same..." There was someone with a somewhat distorted social moral code, who was also his secret admirer, temporarily unknown which ancient god's legacy Jiang Li was guarding beside him. Feng Xiaoxiao, for whom transformation basically meant destruction of underwear, really didn't have a sense of security.

  Three ghosts disappointed: "I really want to see it..."

  Feng Xiaoxiao rubbed her chin thoughtfully: "I'm not going to make it, but Jiang Li can try first."

  "Me?!" Xiaojing's face flushed with a mix of curiosity and tension: "Can I really do it?! What kind of god does Xiaoxiao think I'll be?"

  "This... " is really a very profound question.

  "Let's just try it directly, I remember this is something that can be done by simply waving it in front of the other person..."

  While speaking, he took out a talisman. Without doing anything special, the wind felt that this talisman was starting to heat up and burn in his palm. A thread of scorching heat slowly spread from his brow, and his body began to want to swell again. His feet also... Ah!

  Feng Xiaoxiao cursed under her breath and hastily flung the talisman in her hand at Jiang Lixue's face. The person who was supposed to transform now shouldn't be her!

  The seal transformed into a curved light just as it was about to touch Jiang Li's skin, flashing and disappearing into his body. Because the person who made the move was Xiao Xiao, Jiang Li suppressed his conditioned reflex to dodge and took it head-on instead.

  Under the expectant gaze of one person and three ghosts, the eyes of the shy and timid young man in front gradually changed from curiosity to confusion, and then from confusion to fierce madness. Thin red blood color climbed up his eyeballs, and a pair of sharp goat horns grew out on his forehead.

  The surging aura burst out in an instant when the sheep's horn grew to the length of a small arm, and the three ghosts let out a sharp and mournful howl as they were blown away by the aura. If they hadn't been standing right behind Feng Xiaoxiao at that moment, they would have been done for in just that one brief moment.

  Even without using the Heaven's Eye, Feng Xiaoxiao and San Gui also saw the dense blood color wrapped around Jiang Li's body in this instant.

  Fiery red pupils, sharp black horns, paired with a gentle and weak appearance, contrasting to reveal an eerie and demonic charm.

  "This guy is tougher than me." Feng Xiaoxiao quickly retreated to the corner of the wall with San Gui. Swallowing hard, she lowered her voice: "I and Erlang Shen both fainted as soon as we were resurrected, but he can still stand for so long..."

  "Big sister..." The three ghosts almost cried, their eyes brimming with tears as they struggled to speak: "This isn't the time to study Xiao Jiang, let's just knock him out for now. We can't hold on much longer."

  "How did this happen?! Did I change too?!" Feng Xiaoxiao was still hesitating and thinking... Is life important or are underpants important?!

  Damn it! Why does she transform when others transform? Others don't have as many worries as her.

  In the future, if I run into Fuxi again, I must find an opportunity to drag him outside for a change of scenery. Watching the Emperor streaking can balance out the depression in my heart.

  But then again, who was Jiang Li's Fah Shen Can Hun originally? Feng Xiao Xiao fell into deep thought.

  The three ghosts cried out in unison: "Big sister!!! Considering everyone's relationship, you can't just watch that little brat kill us, can you?!"

  Alright, life is more important anyway. Besides, I'm still wearing a skirt today, and when the time comes, Jiang Li will probably faint together with her, so even if there are three ghosts, they won't be able to do anything bad... Feng Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth, made up her mind, and quickly pulled out a talisman and stuck it on her face.

  A two-meter-long pale snake tail appeared after the light flashed, and San Gui was shocked. Feng Xiaoxiao was also shocked. In an instant, it seemed like there was a sense of imbalance. With a flash of thought, he quickly coiled up the snake tail and managed to steady himself.

  "Whoa!" Feng Xiao exclaimed, then smiled and made a "V" shape with her fingers, trying out the new movement by swinging her snake tail around. She quickly got used to it and flew back into the room to take some photos of herself with her digital camera, also taking a few shots of Xiaojing...

  Three ghosts couldn't take it anymore and frantically shouted: "Let's get out of here first!!!!"

  Jiang Li's body was filled with an increasingly dense and almost palpable aura of blood energy that seemed to be on the verge of bursting out of the room. Feng Xiao Xiao looked on, unsure of how to resolve this situation, but thinking that Jiang Li wouldn't hold it against her afterwards, she simply swung her snake tail at him, knocking him unconscious and pinning him to the wall.

  "Got it!" Feng Xiaoxiao smiled slightly.

  "Hmm..." The surging blood energy suddenly dispersed, and the three ghosts stared at Jiang Lihuo's unconscious body as the sheep horns on his head slowly retracted. They were all speechless.

  The method... is actually good, but isn't it a bit too direct?!

  ……

  Li Chang and Yang Yan returned to see Feng Xiaoxiao dragging a snake tail crawling on the sofa watching TV, as well as Jiang Li lying on the foot mat of the sofa, and three mixed ghost souls with inexplicable expressions.

  "Yo, what's going on?!" Li Chang calmly looked at the white snake tail that occupied the entire long sofa, and exchanged a brief greeting with Feng before preparing to enter the room to change clothes.

  Yang Yan also looked away and glanced around: "Where's Alice?!"

  Three ghosts worship two men - indeed gods are different from ordinary people, look at their psychological quality...

  Feng Xiaoxiao pouted, slid down from the sofa, and stood up straight with her hands on her hips: "Don't be in a hurry, you guys come take a look at what Jiang Li is really like?!" After saying that, she took out her digital camera, adjusted it, and showed them several photos of herself giving Jiang Li a hard time.

  "Hey, are there photos?!" Li Chang indeed showed interest and walked over, muttering to himself: "Let me take a look... who's got the guts to steal Fuxi's girl... uh."

  Li Chang's face turned iron-gray instantly after seeing the photo image clearly. Yang Yan also looked at the photo, curiously: "What's wrong? Who is this kid?"

  Li Chang's lips moved slightly a few times, and finally, under the expectant gaze of the two men and three ghosts, he weakly uttered: "Chi You..."