Last time on nut man (reference), I got eaten so where am I now I am in heaven that’s where I am as I am in a place that can only be described as a pure white void, I see something or should I say someone or whatever he is.

  “Hello God isa me nut man(reference(again))” I say rather loudly so it can get to him but there is no sound in this place and I have no vocal cords but he can read my mind so I kneel on one foot and think ‘Hello my lord’.

  “Hello my child.” I can hear him so I’m guessing he’s using some kind of telepathy and I think ‘this is the 4th time I’ve been here so I know what to do’ and I walk into what looks like a pillar of light and before I go fully inside he says “I wish you well in the world of the living, your hat is still protecting your brain so you should be able to revive.”

  And I muster enough courage to say ‘thank you’ and leave.

  The next thing I know I’m conscious and when I look around me all I see is sewer water, I ask Lil’ Nutty what happened and he said I’m better off not knowing.

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  and if you’re wondering how I revived its Lil’ Nutty’s power, see some people have powers through stuff called sei shin*(read translation at the end).

  and there is no limit for physical strength and there are some things people even consider magic in this world my power is nuts yeah I'm not joking.

  so I can speed up nut, like groundnut growth and grow nuts without even needing soil and depending on how much energy I put I can change the size shape or speed of the nut and/or the tree/plant that grows from it and also I can create a random nut if I want to create a specific nut I have to know what it looks like what its characteristics are and what it is. Lil’ Nutty is a sei shin vessel.

  And his power is he gives to me is immortality as long as my brain is not damaged for Deadpool reasons.

  and as we were exploring for an exit we found a water floater a common dinosaur that can be found on water when powers came so did dinosaurs and monsters like all novels have so we sealed its mouth with some vines I just grew and ran I always keep nuts in my pockets just in case and when we finally found a manhole and opened it two guys who were running for some reason stepped on my face at the same time and we all fell down the 10 foot manhole again and that’s my was my healthy, diagnosed 2nd death of the day.