David

  As me and Kevin were running, we ran over an open manhole and fell on a weird dude wearing a hat with eyes, and flattened his face even though it didn’t fracture his scull it still left a big hole in his forehead that was enough to kill someone as I was lying on the ground contemplating what we had done. Kevin was praying for the guy but then the wound suddenly insta-healed and he sprang back up like a mad man ignoring the fact that we almost killed him and started climbing up again, and then Kevin spoke up.

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  “sir/mam/whatever you are, are you going to ignore the fact that we almost killed you?”

  And like an insane person he responded with this “I am not any of those I am a nut man and you didn’t almost kill me, you killed me so you owe me a favor.”

  “What the hell?!?” me and Kevin said in union both of us equally confused.

  And then he put the icing on the cake

  “Please give me money.”