The update has started. Every pces should now be flooded with salt and snakesDid you really have to call it an update? Call it for what it isIt kinda sucks that we can't really do anything about it

  Missy over there would crush us like grapes if we try anything funny

  I mean jumping her ter on is still an option. Not that any of us are going to do anything that stupid, right?Be reassured. The casualties shouldn't be of any significance to any of youSomehow I doubt thatHey can you tell me what kind of new monsters are gonna spawn? Got any list of where each new biome are?You're still thinking about that over all the people dying!?!?!?Oh shut it if you care that much stop reading the chat and go help people miss "bright as all hell chainsaw"I mean aren't a good deal of us dealing with the gliding snakes right now? We're supposed to clear out enough for those plebs to handle the restWell I sure ain't. I like staying on the ground more than notWhat even is those things name anyway? Did you even come up with a name when you design those things?NoFiguresToo bad those aren't tamables they'll just disappear after a while

  You have a bunch of cool monsters at your side already what more do you want?I swear if one of those snakes hit my shop I'll come to your house and smash you into pasteNo need to worry on that front. I'm not targeting any of you specificallyFucking hell I got a bunch of invoices flooding my mail! Can't those fools do anything without me around!?Must suck being a shadow ruler huh? Why did you even stick around managing your country anyway? just let them rotUnlike you people here have a lot of sentimentally. You are a bck sheep in that regardThe heck does that mean!? I have attachments just like everyone else here!Now that I think about it why are we chatting here when we're literally flying around killing a bunch of snakes and getting glimpse of each other?You're asking that now!?Well unlike you guys I'm not even on the same continent.There indeed seems to be an imbance in the people online today. I believe for one of us here it is past midnightYeah fucking thanks for that assholehuh so that's why our eastern peeps aren't online today. They probably all wake up on the wrong side of the bedI have already warned everyone here beforehand of today's event. I even specified the timeThat doesn't really help much now does it?By the way who suggest raining salt again? Those things don't hurt but they're pretty damn itchyOh I don't know maybe the one with THAT pfp?It was just a suggestion I didn't think she was gonna go for it!I got some salt stuck in my ears because of you!Hmm. If it became too annoying I will reduce the amount right now thenThe damages were already done!Thankfully there aren't any other events happening right now.

  imagine if more aliens showed up

  Those guys are easy to deal with anyway. Why do they even keep showing up after all this time?You bitch it was your and that tracksuit vampire's fault! You know how much free time I lost having to help clean up your mess?Huh? That's your boss' fault not mine. Maybe ask her to do it herself? She can deal with that just fine

  Why isn't she and the sun online anyway? Didn't they help prepare?

  I didn't ask them with help for anything. It's only my prerogative this timeYeesh no wonder she sounds a bit uncertain on the detailsUnlike the initial event where they ask for my assistance and they were the main culprits. This time I am the main culprit.Was humanity still that boring?I really don't know how to respond to any of you without getting smited...Hey it's not everyday gods are online and you can talk to themShould they even be called that? Also only her is online right nowHey is it just me or is some specific locations have more snakes than the other?I have decided to damages pces I don't likeI THOUGHT THERE WAS NO TARGETING!?She just meant none of us here will be targeted. Some poor folks are catching strays it seemOh you targeted those pces? That's neat. I was gonna go wreck their shit up anywayThese snakes aren't super strong it seems. I cut them down in one hit eachThey were never meant to be a challenge for any of youYeah this is for those humans down below fighting for their lives. Even one is going to end up killing quite a few.Thank god their numbers are starting to lessened. I'm getting real sick of these things' hissesWell too bad you can't lower the volume of those things like I can. I just reduce the noises coming into the cockpitWhy am I being told to not go into mine but you can do it?Because yours looks like a literal demon lord? Imagine how panicked people are going to be if they even catch a small glimpse of yours.I don't particur care about that point myself. It wasn't forcedI would rather none of us show too much of our cards right now. No one can really oppose us but I like it more when people are scared and unable to comprehend how much we towers over themOh I can agree with that, but it's not like they can get a good look at it anywayBy the way what is with the salt thing anyway? Why are you stealing my gimmick?It is merely a suggestion by someoneI'm kinda surprised you're not putting in more effort with these signs.

  No eyes in the sky or anything?

  There is good in being reserved. Just in case I want to do more of this in the futureYou're thinking about that already!?Ooh maybe more monsters?Why are you so obsessed with that?Leave her be and let her have her funWe have have our own gimmicks and she got that going for herAs long as she's not sucking up people then it's fine by my bookAnd me killing people don't bother you??The rain will stop now. Please stop trying to find any more snakes and you all may go restI'm just gonna make sure you're not bullshittingHopefully that's true.Alrighty then. Guess it's time to go home.I'll have to report to my boss about it

  btw when can he join the chat? If I can why can't he?

  I'll think about itthat's not promisingOkay so I'm checking the damages with the others and here in Japan not a lot is destroyedOh there is a new area not too far from hereWhat in the world are they called anyway? These new pces?I don't knowDid you name anything in this event????Looking for suggestionsNot again...Well don't call it Fantasy Land. That's a synonym for the Demon RealmSpeaking of that are there any more demons leaking in we don't know about?Nah we're fine on that front for nowThere has been no sightings on that frontOkay so these new nds are being changed and such. What are the rules on ciming them?No rules on that front but most people won't know how to manage themCool i'll have people barricade the area to make sure no idiots get inCan't imagine ruling css here thinking that farSo what do we actually call the pce?Using the word Fantasy seems appropriate but Fantasy Land is a no-goWe've been talking about urban fantasy genre for a while so something like that?Urbansy?Fantarban?Fantarban Realm it isYou're going with that????Seems like we are close to the end of discussion on this topicOh hiIndeed we are. After this point people should have the breathing room needed to figure out what should be done From how I see it it looks like you guys want humans to be much more strong and active There is a sense of entertainment in seeing them grow. I think that's fair to say. I don't really care about that. My boss seems to be invested in that sort of story Well aren't you a sight for sore eyes I assume we will be seeing more of this ter on then? There is no definite answer to that question yet By the way can you go talk to your kid or smth? She seems cranky tely Maybe ter. I want to sleepNo wonder she grew up so messed up like that...It was a lot of unavoidable circumstances. I'm sure both sides find it too awkward to interact casuallyIt's been over a year at this point ain't it???Wounds like that take a long time to heal id imagineAnyway anyone got anything to say about these... "Fantarban Realm"Not really interestedWell she would probably dragged me around anyway, so I have to show a little bit of interestI'm still here you know?I'm surprised there aren't more people active right nowBtw how was the elves business back in your country going?Oh. That?

  I haven't intergrated them into modern society yet. I think it's best to let things ride for now.

  Can't imagine what dealing with that is like. how do you even managed it?Live long enough and things start to feels fleeting Yeah yeah you're old and all Now now be respectful to your elders You stabbers siblings could definitely use more lessons in manners. Come on they don't mean anything by it And YOU are bias And you aren't, Princess?Okay all of you, settle down a bit. Looks like our woman of the hour has logged off for the dayI can see thatCertainly not one for many words despite the devestation she is causingI don't think you would be much better in that regard...Yeah left someone like her alone for too long and suddenly half of humanity is deadAlright all of you don't start a fight in here now this is supposed to be a fun group chatWhat kind of "fun group chat" have all these kinds of people in it????People of all sorts have their own definition of fun, so someone ought to find this more fun than it is stressfulYou know the tone of this pce was a lot less stress yesterdayYeah when someone wasn't trying to emute an apocalypseAt the very least there should be more commissions reted to these pces for more money to be earnedThat is true. For us lot who aren't flooded with gold already this should be a nice pce to earn some cashAren't most of just wealthy enough to coast off the wealth?Come on now Princess not everyone can be like youAt least I have goal not reted to killing unlike someone hereOh don't be a spoilsport nowAlright you guys really need to stop arguing in circles

  I'm sure some of you want to check to make sure your neighborhood is fine and dandy. I know you guys don't care that much about certain things, but shouldn't you check that your local conveninces aren't breaking down?

  My pce is fully self-sufficient.And I can coast off on that if I wanted toYou two are a really annoying pair whenever we're chatting upYeah!Well saidOkay seriously if this is gonna be turned into a fight I'm going to ask someone to time you all outNormally I'd say not to snitch on others but this time I think it's warranted You all really need to logged off and cool your head...