“ Uuhhh.”
Lisa smirked as she looked at the cardmancer as the summons cleaned the field of anything valuable and began mining the dungeons ore spots.
“ I warned you there would be ambushes in this dungeon.”
“ Uhhh huuh!”
Lisa smiled amused at the cardmancers hateful look at her. The dungeon was rather unique as it had a normal section and an elite section for those five levels higher than the recommended.
“ I did nothing wrong. How was I to know that some of the elite goblins would come over to the boss area?”
Lisa noticed he was glaring at her before shifting his gaze to her chest.
“ Uuuuhhh!”
“ Don’t give me that tone. Nothing a solid healing potion and a night sleep will not fix.”
Lisa saw him take a deep breath before working up the ability to stand up strait but still held his severely bruised family jewels.
“ Lisa... are you sure... that... ooaaaahhh... that...”
Jeff then takes a moment to breath some more before calling his summon to bring him a cold rock. Which he gently took in the hand holding his wounded pride.
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“ That they were not lured... lured... ‘huff huff’... lured her because you’re a woman?”
Lisa froze stiff being called out like that and Jeff could not help but smirk through the pain.
“ So I am right.”
Lisa turned and put a finger to her chin.
“ I have no idea what you are talking about.”
Jeff held is breath a moment before releasing it slowly, getting the numbing pain under control.
“ Lisa, I have read all about goblins, and I know how aggressive... ugghh... aggressive they can get when they smell a woman in heat.”
Lisa turned slightly embarrassed toward Jeff and she knew this fact as well, and was the main reason why they were doing a goblin dungeon now at the level ten range instead of the one in the thirties. That does not mean she wants to admit it.
“ And with how much you have been ‘marking your claim’ on me as well traveled here, I am fairly sure the... ohh... they smell that on me as well. But I am under an repel effect to keep long distance goblins from smelling me since day one.”
Lisa blushed a little because he brings up a valid point. From the first day they were here he had been under a repel effect that kept his scent from drifting into the goblin’s warden, but she completely forgot to apply it to herself because she was over four times the dungeons level. Three for the elites side. She felt no threat from them and the only way they would have their way with her is if she allowed it, which she did not.
“ And since the repel effect is a lot weaker when you get close up, and them smelling you on me when they could not find you.”
And with that Lisa knew she could no longer deny it, she screweded up and led the elite goblin to ambush Jeff during the boss fight.
“ All right fine, I admit, I screweded up, are you happy? Is that what you want to hear?”
Jeff tosses the rock away and takes an uneasy step forward, which Lisa had to move swiftly to catch him before he fell.
“ I want my balls to not be hurting right now. That’s two dungeons out of two now that has tried to keep me from having kids."
Lisa laughed a little bit about that before shaking her head and letting Jeff go after he regained his balance.
“ I admit I do not know how painful that is, but I know it hurts, and I am sorry. I should have killed the elite before it even made it to the chamber.”
Keff shook his head as his porter summon gave him a bottle of something cold, which was applied to the injury.
“ It’s fine, this will teach me to let my guard down against ambushes. The gear looks like shit but at least the metal seems serviceable.”
Lisa smiled to this as she kicked a rock and it went flying across the boss arena. She knew he was not actually mad, just in shock and pain. If the goblin however was about to inflict a more serious injury, she would have delt with it herself. She then giggled a laugh remembered seeing his face as the elite goblin’s club landed on the two gems and rod from behind.
