Dear diary,

  I got lost on my way to class today. I got distracted by the faculty's doggy day care facility and ended up missing my class. I hope I didn't miss anything too important.

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  Anyway, my teacher for Surviving the unexpected also runs the doggy day care. He has a three headed dog named Cerberus. When I asked him if he named the dog after the god of death's pet, he looked at me funny.

  He said the god of death doesn't have a pet dog. Usually the god of death is followed by ravens. Like Jo's bird.

  Weird.

  Love,

  Tina