Dear diary,

  I fell out of my hammock this morning and hit my head on the floor.

  I’ve been walking around school with a big bump on my head and surprisingly no ones asked about it.

  If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it.

  If I was still home everyone would be making a big deal and clamoring to take care of me. I miss being at the mansion.

  I got the bump checked out by the school nurse ans she gave me an ointment for it. I’m pretty sure it’s the same one she gave me when I got a rash from the hammock.

  Maybe it’s an all purpose ointment?

  Love,

  Tina