Dear diary,

  I'm feeling better today.

  Gina said I should take it easy for a while. That means no exercise or playing around with the magic stick. Sad.

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  I've just been working on my carving skills and making sculptures. So far I've made a sculpture of Theodore, Gina, Goodman, Poppy and Bobby. All of them are very crude and kinda ugly. But I'm getting better with each one.

  For the next one I'm gonna carve the Butcher blowing up a bunch of beholders. It's gonna be my biggest sculpture yet!

  Love,

  Tina