Dear diary,

  Doty and Theodore are finally cured.

  Bitsy praised me for making the water golems and cleaning up the mess I made. It was pretty nice.

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  Now that Theodore and Doty are recovering well. Bitsy is planning to leave the moon soon. She said we made too much noise and all the aliens are mad at us. They're basically kicking us off the rock.

  She also said we're going to her main base. I asked her where that was and she said in the middle of a volcano.

  I hope that volcano isn't active anymore because I am not fireproof.

  Love,

  Tina