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In the following days, I often stayed in school to sleep, occasionally accompanied by Zhao Shenyu, Da Kui and Su Mei to stroll around the street.
Although Da Gui and Su Mei have known each other for a long time, occasionally Su Mei would still go to the store to chat with Da Gui, but their relationship hasn't taken another step forward. It seems like Da Gui is still unable to walk out of that shadow.
November 26th, today, Saturday, overcast.
I got up early today and put on a new down jacket I just bought. Today is the opening day of my store.
I groomed myself a bit, took a look at the mirror, and saw a sloppy-looking guy with melancholic eyes and sexy lips. Not bad, pretty handsome.
I ran out of the dormitory and arrived at the school gate. Zhao Shenyu and Su Mei were already waiting for me at the school gate.
Zhao Shenyu looked at me with a smile and said: "Your store is opening today, why are you dressed so slovenly?"
"Are you lazy?" I smiled and said, "Alright, let's hurry up and go."
The name of the store I thought for a long time, like Zhongshan Buddha Hall, such a name is too old-fashioned. At that time, I thought of several names, but none were suitable. Da Kui also mentioned a few names, such as Ghost Catcher Club, which made me scold him, saying that the name was too weak.
After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to use the name Linglingtang. Mainly because when I was in high school, I watched "My Date with a Vampire" every day and really liked it.
They don't have much opinion either.
As for our store's decoration, well...
Generally speaking, the decoration of funeral shops is very simple, or even not decorated at all. After all, they are selling wreaths and paper money, and people who come to buy things here don't have many thoughts about appreciating the decoration.
But Da Gui didn't care, saying whatever needs to be done will be done well, and in the end, they created a Western-style cafe that looks just like any other coffee shop.
And this shop's facade was divided into two layers, I asked the workers to use wooden boards to turn this facade into two, one inside and one outside.
The exterior is used to sell wreaths, paper money and so on. Inside, there are many counters, I plan to buy some Buddha statues online in a couple of days and then sell them inside the door.
It's weird that selling flower garlands can make money. I think it would be like the Zhongshan Buddha Statue Museum, where a single Buddha statue sells for tens of thousands of yuan, how cool is that?
The three of us soon arrived at the entrance of the store. At this time, Da Kui was wearing a suit and looked very handsome. Inside the store were many wreaths and paper money.
"Da Kui, why are you dressed up so nicely today? You look just like a groom." Zhao Shan Yu asked with a smile.
"Rain sister, hehe." Da Kui grinned foolishly.
"Be serious for once, today is the grand opening day." I glared at Zhao Shenyu and then said: "Right, Da Kui, bring out the firecrackers and stuff from the store and set them off, it's the opening day after all, let's celebrate."
Da Gui's face turned difficult and said: "Crazy brother, this is a dead shop, opening like this isn't too good, right?"
"Oh, it seems there's such a rule, never mind, let it go."
Places like funeral homes generally have a heavy yin energy after a long time. When opening for business, it's also taboo to set off firecrackers and other celebratory activities, can't make it too festive, after all, most of the customers who come to buy wreaths and whatnot are there for funerals, making it festive would be inappropriate.
Da Gui nodded and then took out a bundle of firecrackers from inside the house and set them off at the door.
I led Zhao Shenyu and Su Mei in, the outer walls were all hung with wreaths, and on the table were laid firecrackers, candles, and paper money.
However, my Lingling Hall is not like other dead shops that are gloomy and dark. It's open all day with big lights on, shining brightly. In a few days, I'm also planning to install two subwoofers and play some BGM or something.
"Hey Da Kui, did you print the flyers I asked you to? Go find a few college students and have them distribute them." I shouted out to Da Kui.
"Oh." Da Gui nodded and ran into the inner room, grabbing a flyer before heading out.
Su Mei stopped him and said to me: "Feng Ge, I'll go with Shan Yu, it's enough. Now that you two have opened a store, you need to use money, so try to save some."
I was just about to say that it's not worth the money anyway, but when I saw Su Mei's eyes, I nodded in agreement. Su Mei is from a poor mountainous area and doesn't like to waste money, which makes me happy too. If Da Kui can really get together with Su Mei, that would be a great thing.
In this day and age, if you don't have a house, a car, or savings, which woman would be willing to follow you? Looking at Da Gui's appearance, it's estimated that he won't make much money in his lifetime. It's already quite good that there is such a frugal woman following him.
Zhao Yurong and Su Mei walked hand in hand from the alley towards the pedestrian street.
"Da Gui, come and have a smoke." I beckoned Da Gui over with a wave of my hand.
"Crazy brother, there are firecrackers in here, no smoking allowed." Da Gui shook his head.
"Scared of hair." I gave him a white eye: "Afraid of wolves in front and afraid of tigers behind, besides, can this little firework kill people?"
"Not really," said Da Kui, pausing for a moment, "these firecrackers are quite expensive."
"Expensive? How much is it?" I sneered and smiled slightly, then put my arm around Da Kui's shoulder and walked outside, saying: "But still, it's better to smoke outside. These firecrackers are loud, losing some money is a small matter, safety comes first. Besides, disturbing the neighbors, the aunties and uncles won't be happy either."
I was squatting at the door smoking with Da Kui when I suddenly saw a man in a Taoist robe walking out this way. My eyes are sharp and I immediately recognized that it was Donkey Brother.
Donkey brother has been honest for two days after being taught a lesson last time. However, he didn't last long and started wearing Taoist robes to cheat people out of money by telling fortunes on the pedestrian street. Although there aren't many fools in this world, Donkey brother always manages to find one or two, and can earn up to 500-600 yuan per day.
Donkey brother came running over with a huff, I waved at him and said: "Donkey brother, what's wrong?"
Donkey brother looked up and saw me, looking at me strangely and asked: "What are you doing here?"
"I'm just playing around." I said casually.
"I'll talk to you later." After finishing speaking, Luō Gē was about to rush into my Lingling Hall, I hastily pulled him back and asked: "What's wrong, Luō Gē?"
"I don't know which old son of a gun opened this crappy store and stole my business. And wasn't your wife also deceived into handing out flyers? I came here today to cause trouble." Donkey brother said.
"Smash the hall?" Da Kui heard this and immediately stood up, walked to Lu Ge's face and asked: "I am the shopkeeper of Lingling Hall, do you want to smash the hall?"
Donkey brother swallowed his saliva, Big Kui is about 1.8 meters tall, all muscles and bumps on his body, with a fierce face, while Donkey brother is around 1.7 meters tall and still very thin.
"Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, it's not a real fight, just an academic exchange."
I couldn't help but laugh and said: "Brother Donkey, what kind of academic exchange is this?"
"Let's compare who knows more about Xuanxue and discuss it." Donkey Brother was extremely confident, as if he would definitely win.
I followed Xiaolu and fell in love with Tieba, until one day he was already level 11, I was only level 4, so I asked Xiaohong if there were any secret recipes.
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The host no longer has to worry about my experience. I'm just passing by, I don't know anything, but I've already calculated it clearly. If you sign in every day and get 4 experience points, at level 18, 300000/4 = 75000 days are needed. If you start signing in from age 1, that's 36500 days in 100 years. You'd have to live for about 200 years without missing a single sign-in. If you add another 4 experience points every day, the time is halved, but considering reality, it's impossible for you to live another 100 years. Let's take 50 years instead. Then you'd need to add 16 experience points every day. Maybe you're a diligent person and add 32 experience points every day, then it would only take 25 years!
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I followed Xiaolu and fell in love with Tieba, until one day he was already level 11, I was only level 4, so I asked Xiaohong if there were any secret recipes.
Xiao Hei told me after a long time: "You paste this sentence in every post, and you'll reach level 11 in 15 days"... I suddenly realized!
The host no longer has to worry about my experience. I'm just passing by, I don't know anything, but I've already calculated it out. If you sign in every day and get 4 experience points, at level 18, 300000/4 = 75000 days, if you start signing in from age 1, that's 100 years = 36500 days, so you'd have to live for about 200 years without missing a single sign-in. If you add another 4 experience points every day, the time is cut in half, but considering reality, it's impossible for you to live another 100 years, let's take 50 years instead. Then you'd need to water 16 experience points every day. Maybe you're a diligent person and can water 32 experience points every day, that would take 25 years!
!! And if you're a big water monster, with 64 experience points every day, then it would only take 12.5 years!!
Wow! If you're an impatient person and gain 128 experience points every day, it'll only take you 6.25 years!!!
If you're already impatient, with 256 experience points every day, then you'll be done in just 3.125 years!
!! Of course, you'll think 3 years is still too far away, signing in (who knows that after 200 years, every day you're bored to tears, busy and bustling with 512 experience points, awesome! You only need 1.5625 years, just a little more than 1 and a half years!
!!!! What!!!! Are you still not satisfied? Do you think it's possible for you to get 1024 experience points in one day? Is that even possible?!
Is it possible!!!! It's said that replying with 100 words or more can get you 11-30 experience, which is really great.
Then, according to the formation, click copy, copy a piece of what I said, and take experience seriously.
I followed Xiaolü and liked Tieba together until one day he was already level 11, but I was only level 4, so I asked Xiaohong if there were any secret recipes.
Xiao Hei told me after a long time: "You paste this sentence in every post, and you'll reach level 11 in 15 days"... I suddenly realized!
The host no longer has to worry about my experience. I'm just passing by, I don't know anything, but I've already calculated it clearly. If you sign in every day and get 4 experience points, at level 18, 300000/4 = 75000 days are needed. If you start signing in from age 1, that's 36500 days in 100 years. You'd have to live for about 200 years without missing a single sign-in. If you add another 4 experience points every day, the time is halved, but considering reality, it's impossible for you to live another 100 years. Let's take 50 years, then you'd need to add 16 experience points every day. Maybe you're a diligent person and add 32 experience points every day, that would take 25 years!
!! And if you're a big water monster, with 64 experience points every day, then it would only take 12.5 years!!
Oh! Even if you're an impatient person, with 128 experience points every day, it'll only take 6.25 years!!!!!
If you're already impatient, getting 256 experience points every day, then you're awesome, it'll only take 3.125 years!
!! Of course, you'll think 3 years is still too far away, signing in (who knows that after 200 years, every day you're bored out of your mind, busy and bustling with 512 experience points, awesome! You only need 1.5625 years, just a little more than 1 and a half years!
!!!! What!!!! Are you still not satisfied? Do you think it's possible for you to get 1024 experience points in one day? Is that even possible?!
Is it possible!!!! It's said that replying with 100 words or more can get you 11-30 experience, which is really great.
Then, according to the formation, click copy, copy a piece of what I said, and take experience seriously.
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In the following days, I often stayed in school to sleep, occasionally accompanied by Zhao Shenyu, Da Kui and Su Mei to stroll around the street.
Although Da Gui and Su Mei have known each other for a long time, occasionally Su Mei would still go to the store to chat with Da Gui, but their relationship hasn't taken another step forward. It seems like Da Gui is still unable to walk out of that shadow.
November 26th, today, Saturday, overcast.
I got up early today and put on a new down jacket I just bought. Today is the opening day of my store.
I groomed myself a bit, took a look at the reflection in the mirror, and saw a sloppy, melancholic-looking guy with seductive lips - not bad, pretty handsome.
I ran out of the dormitory and arrived at the school gate. Zhao Shenyu and Su Mei were already waiting for me at the school gate.
Zhao Shenyu looked at me with a smile and said: "Your store is opening today, why are you dressed so slovenly?"
"Are you lazy?" I smiled and said, "Alright, let's hurry up and go."
The name of the store I thought for a long time, like Zhongshan Buddha Hall, such a name is too old-fashioned. At that time, I thought of several names, but none were suitable. Da Kui also mentioned a few names, such as Ghost Catcher Club, which made me scold him, saying that the name was too weak.
After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to use the name Linglingtang. Mainly because when I was in high school, I watched "My Date with a Vampire" every day and really liked it.
They don't have much opinion either.
As for our store's decoration, well...
Generally speaking, the decoration of funeral shops is very simple, or even not decorated at all. After all, they are selling wreaths and paper money, and people who come to buy things here don't have many thoughts about appreciating the decoration.
But Da Gui didn't care, saying that if they were going to do it, they should do it well, so in the end they made a Western-style one, which looked just like a coffee shop.
And this store's facade was divided into two layers, I asked the workers to use wooden boards to turn this facade into two, one inside and one outside.
The exterior is used to sell wreaths, paper money and so on. Inside, there are many counters, I plan to buy some Buddha statues online in a couple of days and then sell them inside the door.
It's weird that selling flower garlands can make money. I think it would be like the Zhongshan Buddha Statue Hall, where a single Buddha statue sells for tens of thousands, how cool is that?
"Cough, cough, donkey brother, stop messing around." I patted him on the shoulder.
Suddenly I had an epiphany, this donkey brother is quite good at deceiving people, isn't he? Wearing a Taoist robe and strolling around the pedestrian street for a day can earn him 500 or 600 yuan.
If I let him come here to deceive people.
I smiled in my heart and put my arm around Donkey's shoulder, saying: "Donkey, let me discuss something with you."
"Don't laugh so cheaply, it's not a good thing at first glance." Donkey brother pushed me away, then adjusted his collar and said: "Whatever the matter is, just say it directly. As long as it's not stealing or arson, we can still discuss it."
Damn it, I feel like Lü Ge's appearance is that of someone who would steal chickens and dogs.
"No, this store was opened by me and my brothers together. Are you interested in coming to work at our store?" I said: "We are not outsiders, so I'll speak directly. The money we swindled, we'll split it 8-2, I get 8, you get 2."
"Your mom's just two!" Donkey brother glared and said: "Fifty-fifty."
"Big Kui, beat him up." I said to Big Kui beside me.
Da Gui grabbed the donkey's collar and clenched his fist to hit him. The donkey hastily said: "Don't, I'm a person with status now, just open 64."
"What identity do you have? What status?" I gave him a cold stare.
Donkey brother was held by Da Kui with his collar lifted, looking uncomfortable, and said: "I am the president of the school's Xuanxue Society, the 213th successor of the God of Calculation in casual clothes."
"Alright, alright." I kicked him in the butt and said: "From now on, whatever you swindle from outside, we'll split it 3-7, you take three parts and I'll take seven. My brother Da Kui and I will also have to divide it up."
"Go, go, go." Donkey brother also directly agreed.
The store really lacks a talent like Brother Donkey. Although I'm good at talking nonsense, I can't guarantee that I'll be in the store every day. And as for Da Kui's brain, forget it, he's still trying to deceive others, and if he doesn't get deceived by others, that's already not bad.
Donkey brother is now the most suitable candidate. Firstly, I am familiar with him and understand his character. Secondly, although he often makes mistakes, his eloquence is actually not bad.
"Da Gui, I want him to come to our store, San Qi Kai, what do you think?" I turned back to ask Da Gui, although this store is nominally mine, but it was Da Gui who put up the money.
Da Gui smiled and said: "Crazy brother, you've decided, that's all."
"Cut it out, don't listen to anything else, from now on at school you're the boss, you need to have some authority." I said and then told Donkey: "Go in and get familiar with the environment, tomorrow we'll buy a few dozen Buddha statues online and bring them back to sell."
Suddenly I saw someone rushing towards us, Hong Zhuo.
Hong Zhuo was dressed in a black suit and tie today, looking very formal. He walked up to me with a smile and said: "Xiao Feng, congratulations, I wish Lingling Hall a grand opening."
"Hong, don't be polite, hurry up and take a look." I hugged Hong Zhuo and walked inside.
Hong Zhuojin went in and looked at the decoration, shaking his head repeatedly. He turned to me and asked, "Strange, Xiao Feng, isn't it weird that a deserted store like this is decorated like this?"
Dai Gui, who followed behind, heard this and his face turned red, saying: "That, that, I was the one who told them to decorate like this."
"Hmm." Hong Zhuo nodded and smiled, saying: "But it's not a big deal, this can also be considered a breakthrough. All the other shops are decorated in a dull and lifeless way, but you've decorated yours with new ideas, not following common sense, which is quite good."
Hong Zhuo is not very familiar with Da Gui, although they have met a few times, but they don't have the same close relationship as I do, so he has to be more polite.
Hong Zhuo continued to ask: "By the way, have you asked someone who knows feng shui to take a look?"
"What's that thing for?" I curiously asked.
"The Feng Shui of the funeral home is naturally important to consider. If it's located in a yin place, it won't work. Funeral homes are already filled with heavy yin energy, and if you choose a location with too much yin energy, it will easily attract unclean things. And when it comes to decoration, Feng Shui must also be considered. Didn't you hire someone for this?" Hong Zhuo asked: "In our line of work, don't you believe in these things?"
"Don't mind these details." I felt a little embarrassed, at that time I just rented it because the rent was cheap, who cares about Feng Shui anyway? Of course, now I definitely can't say it's because of the cheap rent, how embarrassing.
Hong Zhuo shook his head and said: "You little guy, in this line of work, you still don't follow these rules."
Although the four of us sat and chatted about other family matters, because Lü Ge was there, we didn't talk about anything strange, just discussing what Buddha statues to buy and how much they cost.
Zhao Shenyu and Su Mei soon returned as well. These two chicks looked quite happy, so I asked: "Did you guys pick up some money or what, why are you so happy?"
Zhao Shenyu smiled and said: "No, just now Su Mei's parents called, Su Mei told her parents about Da Kui's affairs, her parents were overjoyed, and also asked Su Mei to bring Da Kui back to their old home for a visit after a while.
"What? Su Mei is just a freshman, and her parents are so supportive?" I asked in surprise.
Zhao Shanyu gave me a white eye and said: "What's this, in Su Mei's hometown, they have children at the age of 18."
It just occurred to me that Su Mei's family is in a mountainous area. The poorer the mountainous area, the less attention they pay to legal matters.
Getting married and having children at eighteen is normal, plus Su Mei probably told her parents that Da Gui was a policeman.
To know that being a police officer in mountainous or rural areas is an absolutely glorious profession.
Dai Kui's face turned white as soon as he heard it, and he hastily shook his head, saying: "No, no, the eight characters have not been revealed yet."
Su Mei's head drooped down, her lips biting her teeth, and she didn't say a word.
"Damn it, Da Kui, are you kidding me? Don't provoke me or I'll lose my temper. What's wrong with my Su Mei that she's not good enough for you? What kind of virtue do you have?" Zhao Shan Yu was instantly enraged upon hearing Da Kui's words.
Da Gui shook his head and said: "No, it's just that Su Mei is too good, I feel like I'm not worthy of her, and there are still some shadows in my heart."
"Grass, you're a coward." Zhao Shenyu scolded: "A big man like you, living with such a character, if you were a real man, you would agree to this today and go back to Su Mei's hometown to see her parents in two days. If not, I'll take Su Mei away immediately."
Zhao Shanyu indeed flew into a rage again. I shook my head. Although Zhao Shanyu had begun to restrain her personality during the time she was in college, it's easy to change one's circumstances but hard to change one's nature. I had witnessed her fierce personality during her second year of high school.
Dai Kui gritted his teeth and didn't dare speak.
"It's okay, it's okay, this is also my fault, I accidentally let my parents know, it has nothing to do with Da Gui."
"Tomorrow I'll go find a handsome guy for you, silly girl." Zhao Shanyu said.
The donkey beside him hurriedly said: "Sister, look at me."
"Get lost!" I cursed at Luó Gē, what's wrong with you, can't you see the situation?
