"Cough, donkey brother, stop messing around." I patted him on the shoulder.

  Suddenly I had an epiphany - isn't this donkey guy quite good at scamming people? Wearing a Taoist robe and strolling around the pedestrian street for a day can earn him 500 or 600 yuan.

  If I let him come here to deceive people.

  I smiled in my heart and put my arm around Donkey's shoulder, saying: "Donkey, let me discuss something with you."

  "Don't laugh so cheaply, it's not a good thing at first glance." Donkey brother pushed me away, then adjusted his collar and said: "Whatever the matter is, just say it directly. As long as it's not stealing or arson, we can discuss it."

  Damn it, I feel like Lü Ge's appearance is that of someone who would steal chickens and dogs.

  "No, this store is opened by me and my brothers together. Are you interested in coming to work at our store?" I said: "We are not outsiders, so I'll speak directly, the money we swindled, we'll split it 8-2, I get 8, you get 2."

  "Your mom's just two!" Donkey brother glared and said: "Fifty-fifty."

  "Big Kui, beat him up." I said to Big Kui beside me.

  Da Gui grabbed the donkey's collar and clenched his fist to hit him. The donkey hastily said: "Don't, I'm a person with status now, just open 64."

  "What status do you have? What position?" I gave him a cold stare.

  Donkey brother was held by Da Kui with his collar lifted, looking uncomfortable, and said: "I am the president of the school's Xuanxue Society, the 213th successor of the God of Calculation in casual clothes."

  "Alright, alright." I kicked him in the butt and said: "From now on, whatever you swindle from others, we'll split it 3-7, you take three parts and I'll take seven. My brother Da Kui and I will also have to divide it up."

  "Go, go, go." Donkey brother also directly agreed.

  The store actually lacks a talent like Brother Donkey. Although I'm good at talking nonsense, I can't guarantee that I'll be in the store every day. And as for Da Kui's brain, forget it, he's still trying to deceive others, and it's not bad if he doesn't get deceived by others instead.

  Donkey brother is now the most suitable candidate. Firstly, he has a close relationship with me and I understand his character. Secondly, although he often makes mistakes, his eloquence is actually not bad.

  "Da Gui, I want him to come to our store, San Qi Kai, what do you think?" I turned back to ask Da Gui, although this store is nominally mine, but it was Da Gui who put up the money.

  Da Gui smiled and said: "Crazy brother, you've decided, that's all."

  "Cut it out, don't listen to anything else, from now on at school you're the boss, you need to have some authority." I said and then told Donkey: "Go in and get familiar with the environment, tomorrow we'll buy a few dozen Buddha statues online and bring them back to sell."

  Suddenly I saw someone rushing towards us, Hong Zhuo.

  Hong Zhuo was dressed in a black suit and tie today, looking very formal. He walked up to me with a smile and said: "Xiao Feng, congratulations, I wish Lingling Hall a grand opening."

  "Hong, don't be polite, hurry up and take a look." I hugged Hong Zhuo and walked inside.

  Hong Zhuojin went in and looked at the decoration, shaking his head repeatedly. He turned to me and asked: "Strange, Xiao Feng, isn't it weird that a deserted store like this is decorated like this?"

  Dai Gui, who followed behind, heard this and his face turned red, saying: "That, that, I was the one who told them to decorate like this."

  "Hmm." Hong Zhuo nodded and smiled, saying: "But it's not a big deal, this is also a kind of breakthrough. All the shops in the underworld are decorated in a dull and gloomy way, but you've decorated yours with new ideas, not following common sense, which is not bad either."

  Hong Zhuo is not familiar with Da Gui, although they have met a few times, but they don't have the same relationship as I do, so he has to be more polite.

  Hong Zhuo continued to ask: "By the way, have you asked someone who knows about Feng Shui to take a look?"

  "What's that thing for?" I curiously asked.

  "The Feng Shui of the funeral home is naturally important to consider. If it's located in a yin place, it won't work. Funeral homes are already filled with heavy yin energy, and if you choose a location with too much yin energy, it will easily attract unclean things. And when it comes to decoration, Feng Shui also needs to be considered. Didn't you hire someone for this?" Hong Zhuo asked: "In our line of work, don't you believe in these things?"

  "Don't mind these details." I felt a little embarrassed, at that time I just rented it because the rent was cheap, who cares about Feng Shui anyway? Of course, now I definitely can't say it's because of the cheap rent, how embarrassing.

  Hong Zhuo shook his head and said: "You young man, in this line of work, still don't follow these rules."

  Although the four of us sat and chatted about other family matters, because Lü Ge was there, we didn't talk about anything strange, just discussing what kind of Buddha statues to buy and how much they would cost.

  Zhao Shenyu and Su Mei soon returned as well. These two chicks looked quite happy, so I asked: "Did you guys pick up some money or what, why are you so happy?"

  Zhao Shenyu smiled and said: "No, just now Su Mei's parents called, Su Mei told her parents about Da Kui's affairs, her parents were overjoyed, and even asked Su Mei to bring Da Kui back to their old home for a visit after a while.

  "What? Su Mei is just a freshman, and her parents are so supportive?" I asked in surprise.

  Zhao Shanyu gave me a white eye and said: "What's this, in Su Mei's hometown, they have children at the age of 18."

  It just occurred to me that Su Mei's family is in a mountainous area. The poorer the mountainous area, the less attention they pay to legal matters.

  Getting married and having children at eighteen is normal, plus Su Mei probably told her parents that Da Gui was a policeman.

  To know that being a police officer in mountainous or rural areas is an absolutely glorious profession.

  Dai Gui's face turned white as soon as he heard it, and he hastily shook his head, saying: "No, no, the eight characters have not been revealed yet."

  Su Mei lowered her head and bit her lip, saying nothing.

  "Damn it, Da Kui, are you kidding me? Don't provoke me or I'll lose my temper. What's wrong with my Su Mei that she's not good enough for you? What kind of virtue do you have?" Zhao Shan Yu was instantly enraged upon hearing Da Kui's words.

  Daqi shook his head and said: "No, it's just that Su Mei is too good, I feel like I'm not worthy of her, and there are still some shadows in my heart."

  "Grass, a shadow of an ass." Zhao Shenyu scolded: "A big man living like you, if you were a real man, you would agree to this today and go back to Su Mei's old home to see her parents in two days. If not, I'll take Su Mei away immediately."

  Zhao Shanyu indeed flew into a rage again. I shook my head. Although Zhao Shanyu had begun to restrain her personality during the time she was in college, it's easy to change one's circumstances but hard to change one's nature. I had witnessed her fierce personality during her second year of high school.

  Dai Kui gritted his teeth and didn't dare speak.

  "It's okay, it's okay, this is also my fault, I accidentally let my parents know, it has nothing to do with Da Gui."

  "Tomorrow I'll go find a handsome guy for you, silly girl." Zhao Shanyu said.

  The donkey beside him hurriedly said: "Sister, look at me."

  "Get lost!" I cursed at Luó Gē, what's wrong with you, can't you see the situation?

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