"Get lost, go take a bath." I'm too lazy to talk to this idiot Da Gui, my whole body feels uncomfortable now, especially with these pus and blood having a foul smell.
I sat in the passenger seat and headed towards Changshou District. I turned back to take a glance at the vast expanse of dark mountains.
To be honest, if I had some admiration for the Dragon and Tiger Mountain sect before, now I have lost that kind of admiration for this sect.
Xingfeng Ge won't mention it, he's not bad to me either, but that old Taoist priest in his fifties is something else, almost got me killed, damn it, don't let me meet him alone next time, otherwise I'll drag him into the alley and beat him up.
Thinking back now is still angry, the car probably drove for half an hour and finally returned to the entrance of that small hotel. I took Da Gui back to the room, asked Da Gui to go out and buy a new set of clothes for me, then directly threw that smelly set of clothes into the trash can and ran to take a bath.
I walked into the bathroom, hot water splashed on me, and I suddenly felt refreshed all over.
Ah, this is the life, taking a hot bath, watching TV, calling up a few wayward girls to come over and talk about life, talk about ideals, this is what it means to enjoy life.
Instead of doing something with ghosts every day, I got hurt and didn't even get paid, I regret learning how to catch ghosts.
At first, it just felt like a cool and eerie atmosphere, after all, those Taoist priests on TV were always so cool and mysterious when they cast spells.
What now? Covered in blood and stinking to death, not to mention being mistaken for a dead person by Da Kui, what a joke.
I was thinking while taking a bath, once I find the zombie blood and solve the problem of the evil spirit on my right hand, I'll wash my hands thoroughly, study hard, become a doctor or something, then marry Zhao Shenyu, have a kid, and go back to my dad's hospital to be a doctor.
When I'm at work, I can still flirt with the little nurse when there's nothing to do. When I get home, I'll accompany Zhao Shenyu and his son to stroll around the street.
It's really exciting just thinking about it.
As I was washing, I heard someone push open the door and come in. I said: "Dakui, have you bought back clothes?"
I dried myself and walked out wrapped in a towel.
I took a glance at the bed and I was about to spray blood from my nose, a well-built woman was actually lying on my bed.
This girl looks like she's twenty-three or four years old, and she looks just like a movie star. She has a melon-shaped face, big eyes, light makeup, wearing a very thin white T-shirt, an ultra-short skirt, and the two mounds of flesh on her chest are undulating with waves, making me almost drool.
I smelled a strong smell of wine from afar, and saw that the woman was drunk and had entered the wrong room? It's strange, how did she get in? Probably because that son of a bitch Da Gui didn't lock the door when he left earlier.
I took a deep breath, I'm a decent person, how could I do something so despicable? Thinking that, I casually closed the door to the room.
Don't get me wrong, I just simply fear that she would be chilled by the wind blowing in from the door. As for whether you believe it or not, different people have different opinions, but to be honest, even I myself don't quite believe it.
Honestly, although I'm 19 years old and have been in a relationship with Zhao Shenyu for over a year, I'm still a little boy, usually just kissing, and don't dare to do anything else.
I began to feel conflicted inside, looking at this woman's appearance, she was probably drunk and didn't know what was going on.
I walked up to this woman and stared at the fat on her chest for a long time, and as I got closer, I also caught a whiff of a fragrant scent.
Damn it, I associated with various scenes of Japanese action movies and couldn't take it anymore. Just as I was about to rip off the towel, the hotel door opened.
I turned around to see that it was Da Gui, who walked in with a set of clothes and immediately had a big mouth. He looked at me and said: "Crazy brother, where did you get the girl lying on the bed? This bed is just enough for us two to sleep, we can't fit three people."
I went there thinking Da Gui would be standing on a moral high ground to lecture me, but unexpectedly he's now worried about the issue of where he didn't sleep, I'm speechless.
I gave him a white eye and said, "Don't get me wrong, this beauty got drunk and came in to rest, I won't keep her overnight, you hurry up and open another room next door, I'll stay here and take care of her for the night."
"This man and woman don't even touch each other, isn't that a bit off?" Da Gui said, scratching the back of his head.
"I've been cultivating for many years, so I still have this determination, that's why I stayed to take care of her. If you want me to stay, with such a beautiful girl, wouldn't you be eaten by her?" I scolded: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and get out."
I was burning all over and couldn't take it anymore. Da Gui nodded seriously and said, "Crazy brother is really awesome, sitting in a precarious position without being disturbed, I..."
"Get out of here!" I directly pushed him out and then locked the door from inside.
I took a deep breath and said sincerely that I didn't do this because I wasn't determined enough, actually if it were someone else they would probably be the same as me.
I walked over, stretched out my hand, and didn't know where to start. The beauty suddenly frowned, opened her eyes, and turned to look at me.
"Beautiful girl, don't misunderstand..." I took a look and it was bad, I was in trouble, I hurriedly tried to explain.
The woman suddenly let out a hoarse voice and said: "Little handsome guy, it's okay, come on, 500 yuan for one night."
Something's off, this voice is just like a middle-aged man in his thirties. I took a closer look, damn it, she even has an Adam's apple.
Just now I was infatuated and didn't notice this point.
"Get out of here, you're cheating people! Five hundred? Get lost!"
I opened the door and pushed him out directly, damn it, I believed you were a girl, freaking hell.
As I pushed this guy out, Da Gui happened to walk to the door and looked at me strangely, asking: "Crazy brother, what's wrong?"
"Don't go open another room, we'll sleep together." I pulled Da Gui back into the room.
Damn it, I'm so angry!
Da Gui strangely asked: "What's wrong with you? You pushed such a beautiful girl out, what for?"
"Just now that woman saw how handsome I was, she was infatuated and tried to seduce me. Of course, I didn't agree, and directly kicked her out. If someone can't even control themselves like this, how can they survive?"
I could only come up with a somewhat plausible excuse, I couldn't tell him that I was just thinking of hitting on the girl, only to discover she's a transvestite and got kicked out in anger.
To put it this way, I won't be able to hold my head high in front of Da Gui for the rest of my life.
"Really?" Da Gui smiled foolishly and said, "Crazy brother, take a break and don't get angry. To be honest, you're so ugly that it's already pretty good that some girls can stand you. If you didn't have a girlfriend, I'm afraid no girl would want to marry you in the future."
He finished speaking and ignored my murderous gaze, then went into the bathroom to take a bath.
"Zhang Dakui, get out here! I promise I won't beat you to death!" I yelled loudly towards the bathroom.
Then I sat on the bed in a huff, now I'm feeling uncomfortable all over, easy to get angry and hard to calm down.