Damn it, how to retreat from fire, how to retreat from fire?
"My passion is like a fire that burns across the entire desert..."
It just so happened that Da Gui was inside taking a bath and singing this song, I listened to the lyrics and really wanted to rush in and beat him up.
Of course, saying I'd beat him up is just talk, look at his build and then look at mine, sigh.
I lay in bed, trying not to think about anything, and finally fell asleep.
"Who's lewd? I'm lewd. Who's lewd again? Still me, I'm lewd."
A ringtone suddenly sounded, I frowned and picked up the phone in a daze, it was actually Xingfeng Ge calling.
"Huh?" I asked drowsily.
"Little wind, nothing's wrong, is it?" Xing Feng Ge asked with concern from over there.
"Never mind, if you have the guts, tell me that old Taoist's address, I want to beat him up." As soon as I heard Wind Brother's words, my drowsiness disappeared in an instant.
I'm not being pretentious, that guy almost got me killed last night, anyone would be angry.
"Alright, that thing is very important, so he's in such a hurry. You should try to understand." Xing Feng Ge advised from the other side.
"Alright, no need to explain, it's pointless. By the way, did you guys get that thing?" I asked.
"Alas, let them go." Xingfeng Ge sighed on the other end of the phone.
"What exactly is this jade disc, can you tell me?" I asked curiously.
Xing Feng Ge was silent for a moment on the other end of the phone before saying, "There's no use telling you, anyway, we have to hurry back to Longhu Mountain immediately. The Jade Disc has been taken away by Miao Fu Jiao, and we have a lot to do next."
After finishing speaking, Jingfeng Ge hung up the phone on the other end.
I casually threw the phone to the edge of the pillow, forget it, what's the point of thinking about these things, they have nothing to do with me. Now finding zombie blood and then washing my hands in a golden basin is the most important thing.
"Crazy brother, I want to eat chicken legs."
Suddenly, Da Gui, who was lying beside me and sleeping, spoke up. I closed my eyes and said, "If you want to eat something, go buy it yourself."
I want to eat chicken legs...
I want to eat chicken legs...
I turned around and saw this guy still drooling, it turns out he was talking in his sleep, I'm outta here.
I fell asleep again with my eyes closed.
I slept until noon when I was woken up by Da Gui, this guy was starving, ran downstairs to buy a dozen chicken legs, gnawing on the chicken legs with a "ba-ba-ba" sound, which woke me up.
I rubbed my eyes, and had him toss me a chicken leg. I took a bite of the chicken leg, lit a cigarette, and smoked while gnawing on the chicken leg - it was incredibly satisfying.
After finishing eating, the two of us packed up a bit. Actually, there was nothing to pack up. I directly threw away the clothes from yesterday. I carried my backpack and brought Da Kui downstairs to go through the check-out procedures.
When I walked out of the hotel, the sun was very big outside, shining so brightly that people couldn't open their eyes. I narrowed my eyes and felt quite comfortable. Suddenly, my right hand started to hurt.
I went, how did it suddenly hurt? I furrowed my brow, covering my right hand, and hastily retreated back into the hotel room. Only then did the pain in my right hand subside.
It turns out that Hong Zhuo said that the bones in my right hand have been eroded by evil energy and are already considered evil objects, but they are so severe that even sunlight cannot shine on them.
"Crazy brother, what's wrong with you?" Da Kui asked me from beside.
"Go get an umbrella." I said.
Da Gui ran to the front desk of this hotel, fortunately, there was an umbrella at the front desk. I took out money to buy this umbrella and then held it out the door, this time it didn't hurt.
I'm also feeling uncomfortable in my heart, I'm almost becoming a freak, the sun can't shine on me either, it's like being a vampire in an American movie.
But at the same time, I also felt the severity of my right hand. If I really can't find zombie blood, do I have to amputate?
I'm really scared when I think about my life after becoming disabled.
After I got on the bus, my head was also very worried, and I kept thinking about how to find a zombie to let blood.
It was around two o'clock when Da Gui finally sent me to the school gate.
"Crazy brother, I still have to go to work today, you hurry back!" Da Gui gave me a goodbye gesture and then sped away with a roar of the engine.
I slowly walked back to the dormitory, and those three guys were squatting in front of the computer watching porn.
My god, looking at these three guys, I'm speechless.
To know that handsome brother, they are good-looking, with excellent family conditions, and their families also have houses and cars, it's okay to say that they are high-rich-handsome.
Although Tuo Ge doesn't look great, he has a muscular build and many girls like this type of guy.
These two guys, logically speaking, absolutely wouldn't lack girlfriends. Who would have thought that after hanging out with Donkey Brother for a few days, they'd end up watching porn in the dorm with him?
I was suddenly very relieved, fortunately I didn't often stay in the dormitory during this period of time, otherwise it wouldn't be three people watching porn, but four.
"Hey, hey, broad daylight, aren't you guys afraid of getting into trouble?" I said as soon as I went in.
The donkey brother turned his head and smiled lewdly at me, saying: "Fengzi, you're done for this time. You've been absent from the dormitory for three days without asking for leave. Yesterday, the school leader made a surprise inspection, and our instructor was miserable. He also said that he would give you a demerit."
"Counselor? What's our counselor's name again?" I asked him: "Nothing much, I'll just go apologize to him, that's all."
"Wow, you kid doesn't even know the instructor's name. If he finds out, he'll definitely die a more miserable death." Donkey brother had a schadenfreude expression, then turned to Butcher brother and asked: "By the way, what's our instructor's name again?"
Tuo Ge and Ying Jun Ge were intensely criticizing this island nation's action movie, when Tuo Ge impatiently said: "Surnamed Zhang, what's his name I don't know."
After finishing speaking, he is no longer arrogant.
"Anyway, it should be Zhang, go ask him." Donkey brother said and ignored me, turning his head to continue studying the pornographic film. From time to time, the three of them would discuss in a low voice and then burst into a fit of lewd laughter.
I looked at handsome brother and butcher brother, shook my head, these two brothers' university life is ruined, later they will probably regret it when they think back, not going out to chase girls in college, following donkey brother hiding in the dorm watching porn.
I held up my umbrella and walked out of the dormitory, heading towards the counselor's office.
Our instructor was twenty-five years old, slightly chubby, wearing glasses and had a somewhat lecherous look on his face. At the time, I specifically asked him to help me move out of the girls' dormitory.
I knocked on the door and walked into his office. At this time, the instructor was playing QQ Doudizhu with a cigarette in his mouth.
"Director Zhang, what a great injustice!" I rushed in and shouted at the director, then rushed up to him and hugged him, with an expression more wronged than Dou E.
For these teachers, you absolutely can't show off a pretentious attitude, you must appear pitiful, the more pitiful the better. This way, once they take pity on you, they won't say anything else. You have to know that getting a demerit will add an inglorious record to my glorious university life.