Two things that I have never figured out in this life are mosaic-covered love action movies and women's begging.
I've mentioned before that vengeful spirits and wandering souls often have regrets about their past lives, which I've already explained to everyone, so I won't go into details here. I thought to myself that this young lady must have had a life of unparalleled luxury in her previous life, basically wearing gold and silver, living the life I've always dreamed of. She's probably the kind of person who eats one fried dough stick after another, and has likely long said goodbye to such things as fried dough sticks.
What else could a young lady like her possibly wish for? Is it that she hasn't lived enough? Nonsense, if she really said that, then she's truly brain-dead. It shouldn't be that, so what is her wish?
So I asked him: "Is there anything else you wish for that has not been fulfilled? Speak out, as long as it doesn't involve me killing people or setting fires, I should be able to help you achieve it."
The female ghost saw me nodding and said very seriously: "I haven't lived enough!"
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It seems that it is indeed a brainless person, and this wish is really true. I suddenly feel that if I say another word to it, it would be a waste of words. This stinky girl is clearly the type who takes advantage of kindness but won't back down when faced with toughness.
That female ghost looked at me with disdain and said: "I haven't lived enough! Because I want to get married!!"
What? Marriage? I'm stunned again. Aren't you kidding me? You're already dead, who are you going to marry now?
Lao Yi saw a very surprised expression on me and asked: "Lao Cui, what's wrong, what did it say?"
I turned around helplessly and said to Lao Yi: "This sister doesn't want to leave, she still has a wish in her heart, that is to get married."
Lao Yi was also somewhat surprised: "Marriage by divination? That's quite old-fashioned."
I heard Old Yi say this, and nodded in agreement. It's not wrong, actually this big sister's wish, I can indeed fulfill it. In fact, ghosts are not necessarily unable to get married, since ancient times, there has been a custom of ghost marriage. And our White Sect's 'master' is indeed able to act as a matchmaker for such a ghost marriage.
This was seen on the ancient books in Wen Shu's shop, also known as ghost marriage or spirit marriage, and is also referred to as forming a spiritual bond. Due to different local dialects, there are many names for it, but ultimately they all refer to the same thing. As early as the Song Dynasty, this practice was most prevalent. According to Kang Yu's "Yesterday's Dream Record", whenever an unmarried man or woman died, their parents would entrust a "ghost matchmaker" to arrange a marriage, and then perform divination rituals. After obtaining permission for the marriage through divination, they would make spirit clothes for the deceased, hold a joint funeral, and bury the couple together.
But all this was done by the "gentlemen" after both men and women had died, to make them companions in the underworld, no longer lonely. The ancient book "Yuan Shi · Lie Nu Zhuan" records: "When a son or younger brother dies without a wife, some people ask for the bones of a dead girl to be buried together."
By the time of the Qing dynasty, this matter of yin qin had a new method. Due to social corruption, many wealthy and powerful families, if their children died young, did not want them to be lonely in the underworld, nor did they want to be buried with ordinary people's daughters or sons. What to do? So they spent a lot of money to buy a young and beautiful woman or a strong man, let him marry his deceased child's spirit tablet, this is called "yin qin". The living party, as long as they agreed, could not remarry for the rest of their lives, and accompanied the spirit tablet until death, then buried together. The two families became relatives, known as "bone relatives". In the early years, the welcoming ceremony of this kind of "wedding" was often held at night, sometimes people were awakened by the sound of drums and music in the streets while they were sleeping, it turned out to be a "yin qin" wedding. A paper sedan chair was carried, led by a single drum, a single horn, and a single suona. Some did not use this form, but instead used an eight-man sedan chair, with golden lanterns and attendants, originally just marrying a woman's photo.
While Mr. Bai's job is to connect yin and yang, so as long as both parties agree, he will generally help keep the matchmaker's reputation intact.
There is a poem that goes: At the third watch, I wake from a dream and hear the sound of drums and music, but I don't know whose house is marrying off a fragrant soul.
I gazed at the pitiful female ghost, thinking to myself, so you're lonely and want to get married? But who are you going to marry? Although Old Yi and I can help you, don't forget what era we're living in now - where are we supposed to find a dead body for you?
Are you looking for a living person? That's even more impossible, who would marry a ghost like you? Wait, I suddenly thought of something, this female ghost just wants to experience marriage once, after all, an unmarried woman is not considered a complete woman. This female ghost just wants to satisfy her craving and then go to the underworld. It's just a formality.
I rolled my eyes, and suddenly a plan formed in my mind. I turned around to glance at Old Yi, gave him a sly smile, and thought to myself: Ha ha, isn't Old Yi just the perfect handsome guy for this? Anyway, it's just a formality, and Old Yi should agree too.
Lao Yi was laughed at by me until he was furious, he asked me: "What's wrong? What are you laughing at?"
I didn't answer him and turned to the female ghost, saying: "I say, beauty, since you want to get married, will you be satisfied after getting married and then go to Yin City to report?"
The female ghost nodded.
I saw it nodding, so I said to it: "Good! I promise you!! How about this, take a look at this handsome guy next to me? Don't look at his thinness, he's actually a rolling knife meat, his nickname is Hou Longtao. His alias is Harbin Wu Yanzu. What do you think, are you moved? Let me tell you, opportunities are hard to come by, you have to grasp it yourself, and know that he's not just any ordinary guy, men like him are extremely rare nowadays."
Old Yi, sitting on the ground, understood my intention as soon as I praised him so much. After all, he's not a fool. However, he was now too exhausted to move and could only shout at me with his mouth open: "Damn you, Cui Zuo Fei! Why don't you go up yourself?! Why do you want me to go up?!"
I have to say, I and Lao Yi are used to bickering with each other. Although we just escaped from danger, we unconsciously started teasing each other again. This is probably the friendship between men. Isn't there a saying in the Jianghu that there are 'four great irons'? Together they carried guns, together they went down to the countryside, together they divided up organs, and together they visited prostitutes. Although Lao Yi and I have never been soldiers, nor did we experience the era of going down to the countryside for training, nor have we ever stolen anything, of course, both of us are still virgins.
We have a relationship that is worth risking our lives for, this kind of friendship that doesn't distinguish between you and me. Although we often joke around with each other, it doesn't affect our relationship at all. Just like now, I know there's no danger involved, so I'm pushing it to Lao Yi. If there was any danger, I would really go myself. The only downside of this matter is that it doesn't sound very good, haha.
I saw Lao Yi's expression and wanted to laugh, haha, you can't help it now. As soon as this big sister agrees, I'll help you two get married!
But who knew that the female ghost took a look at Yi Xingxing's current appearance and shook her head resolutely, saying to me: "I don't want him!"
My god!! You're still being picky?! What makes you think you can be choosy?!
I hastily asked her: "Why didn't you take a liking to him? He's so handsome, isn't he good enough for you?"
Old Yi, who was sitting on the ground, had already counted in his heart as soon as I said this. He knew that the female ghost didn't take a liking to him, so he was overjoyed and shouted loudly towards me: "Miss! You have great eyesight!! No mistake, apart from my heart not being fake, everything else about me is fake, of course I'm not worthy of you! How about this young man who's communicating with you, with a somewhat fake temperament? His full name is Abin, and his nickname is Harbin Wu Mengda!"
I'm speechless, this old man is really good at talking nonsense. Why doesn't he go take the postgraduate exam? I didn't expect to be turned around by him. My heart is really anxious, damn it, because I already agreed to fulfill his wish earlier. A real man must keep his word, that's my principle. If this female ghost has taken a liking to me, I'm afraid I'll really have to go through with an indecent wedding ceremony with her. What can be done about this?
But that female ghost looked at me and also showed a contemptuous expression, making me wonder if I should be relieved or angry.
All I saw was him saying to me: "Impossible, I don't think much of you either. I already have someone I love!"
I'm dizzy. This sister won't want to marry someone else, will she? Are you kidding me? Who can stand your scare tactics? Moreover, since humans and ghosts are on different paths, how do you expect me to explain this to Lao Yi?
Isn't this easy for you?
Thinking of this, I became unhappy again. This female ghost seems to have a temper like a young lady. If I don't teach her a lesson, she'll really think I'm bullying her. I've figured it out - my heart is too soft. From the very beginning, I shouldn't have smiled at her.
So I frowned again and said to it, "No way, don't be greedy, you should understand that anyone who sees you besides us two will be scared. So, you have no choice."
All I saw was that female ghost bowing her head after hearing what I said, and she muttered: "But... but he promised me, he will definitely marry me."
He? Who is he talking about? To be honest, looking at him like this, I'm not feeling well either, because I know the pain of being separated from emotions. So I asked the female ghost: "The one you're talking about, is it your boyfriend?"
The female ghost nodded and said to me, "Yes, that night I was having dinner with him and got drunk. His name is You Xi, can you help me see him?"
What's wrong?
Damn it, I'm shocked! What's going on? I recall seeing that scumbag here during the day, so they must know each other. But isn't Ye Si with Dong Shanshan? How is he this female ghost's boyfriend again?
Damn it, this kid won't be playing both sides against each other, will he!!!!!!!
As I thought about this, my anger suddenly flared up. It seems that this little white face is actually quite capable and can do such high-end technical work. Dammit, it looks like I didn't beat him enough. Although this has nothing to do with me anymore, but thinking about Dong Shanshan being with this kind of scum still makes my heart uncontrollably angry.
So I asked the female ghost in a hurry: "Can you tell me about what happened between you two? The more detailed, the better. Let's see if I can help you. And what's your name?"
That female ghost seemed to think I was willing to help her and said: "My name is Li Xiao, I knew Yu Xi a year ago."
A year ago? Damn it, so that's what they mean by "riding two boats at once"?
I suppressed the anger in my heart and listened as Li Xiao told its story.