That was the summer a year ago, she met Yu Xi, Li Xiao said, Yu Xi is a romantic person, he doesn't pursue her like other men do, because he's unique and has his own way, just like a scholar who understands women, knowing what I like most, so I fell deeply into it.

  He was originally the head of a small department in Li Gong's company. After drinking with Li Xiao and confirming their relationship, he directly rose several ranks, and Li Gong surprisingly liked this rubbish too. They had separate houses and cars, but every time Li Xiao brought up getting married, this rubbish would always make excuses, dragging it out from today to tomorrow, and then to the day after tomorrow, until now there was still no definite answer.

  To know what kind of person Li Xiao is, this young lady who can't afford to lose a single penny? By the evening, I was afraid of offending this female ancestor, so I invited her to dinner two days ago and proposed to her. Li Xiao was very happy and had two more cups, but unexpectedly, the wine that day was so strong that after drinking it, she was dizzy and was helped into the car by Yu Xi. It seemed that on the way home, the wine was overwhelming, and the car stopped directly on the highway, and I got out to breathe. As a result, I crashed into a big truck and died.

  After listening to Li Xiao, I almost didn't explode in anger. He's so romantic, but what a scumbag! This guy is really something else, he's the overlord of pretty boys. His skills at taking advantage of situations and eating soft food have reached the top level. It's possible that being a pretty boy is also a way of life. What's wrong with these women's eyes? They're all blind or something. He doesn't have anything except for his face, what else does he have?

  Can't help but say, this guy is really something, able to keep two boats afloat without leaking a drop, this old man is simply the 2006 online game "World of Warcraft"!

  This female ghost and I talked about Yūi, it was like a dreamy talk. Looking at this female ghost's infatuated expression now, I suddenly thought of the yellow-clothed female ghost I met in university. Didn't that yellow-clothed female ghost also have this kind of expression when telling me stories? I'm going to his second uncle's place. Looking at its expression, I really couldn't bear to tell it the truth about Yūi being a two-timer, after all, it's already dead, so let's just let it still have a beautiful hope.

  I think this scumbag Yu has already completely qualified to become sworn brothers with that scumbag Dong Sizhe, as long as the two of them hold hands and walk shoulder to shoulder, they will definitely be able to head towards a bright future.

  But is that possible? That Dong Sizhe has already gotten his retribution, and now he's probably still weak and living with that female ghost. Your little white face senior met me and ended up in such a state, let alone you, You Ye!

  At this time, I was already blinded by anger. If it were someone else, maybe I would have advised the female ghost not to be so stubborn. But when it comes to that scumbag, haha, sorry, matchmaker, I really did make up my mind!!

  Lao Yi saw me starting to get angry, but then suddenly let out a cold laugh and asked what was wrong.

  I said to Lao Yi: "It's hard to explain for now, I'll talk to you about it later."

  After finishing speaking, I turned around and said to Li Xiao: "Alright, I promise you, I will definitely help you fulfill your wish, but you also have to help me with something."

  Li Xia saw that I agreed and said gratefully: "Thank you!! Thank you, what do you want me to help you with? Just say it."

  I smiled wryly and pointed to the corpse on the ground, saying: "You'd better change your appearance back first, or else if your father sees you in this state tomorrow, he'll definitely kill me."

  It's really a big deal now, because the corpse has lost its human shape. The feet are twisted into strange shapes, and the pretty face was beaten by Old Yi until it looked like a durian, with the chicken blood already congealed. It's as miserable as can be.

  If we don't make amends now, tomorrow when Li Gong returns home and sees his daughter in this state, he'll be heartbroken. As a wealthy and influential man, if he doesn't have me and Wen Shu buried with his daughter, that would be fortunate for us. Alas, people are like this - no matter how powerful or arrogant they are, they can't compete with money.

  Li Xiao nodded in agreement after hearing me say that. After all, who would want to see themselves like this? He asked me, "Let me do it? Do I have the skills for this?"

  I nodded, big sister, if you don't have this skill, then I'm afraid both Lao Yi and I will be finished. So I said to it: "Of course you do, although you're just a wandering soul, but you should also have some ability. Now look at your own corpse and try to think hard in your mind to turn it back into its original shape."

  Although I said that, whether it can be done or not, to be honest, I also have no confidence in my heart, and can only listen to the fate. After Li Xiao heard my words, he stared at his own corpse with rapt attention, fortunately, as I guessed, after a short while, the chicken blood on the face of the corpse had disappeared, and it returned to its original appearance.

  I let out a sigh of relief, it seems that everything should be fine now. I think Old Yi should also have the strength to get up now, so I said to him: "Alright, let's first carry that big sister's body inside."

  Lao Yi nodded and stood up weakly. Together with me, we put the corpse back into the coffin again. It's really "dead weight" now, I truly understand it. This sister looked so thin, but she was really heavy, my friend Lao Yi and I used all our strength to lift her into the coffin.

  After laying it flat in the coffin, I found some useless things to pad under the pillow to prevent another head from being lifted. After everything was done neatly, I raised my poor right hand and gently closed its eyes, a whole exercise for the body.

  After everything was settled, Old Yi and I returned to the fireplace. He was indeed exhausted, so I had him sit in a chair while I started cleaning up the messy room from our earlier fight. Fortunately, Li Xiao wasn't blind and helped me out, and we quickly got the place spotless.

  The room is as if nothing had happened, I raised my head and looked at it, now it's 2:06, damn it, why is this night so long?

  Now let's calculate how to temporarily keep this female ghost, so I went to the dining room and picked up the empty bottle of Wuliangye. Unexpectedly, Uncle Wen helped a bit, at least giving me an object that could hold the female ghost. So I took the wine bottle and said to Li Xiao: "You go in first, I'll help you prepare for your wedding as soon as possible. Don't think about anything inside, when you come out, it will be your wedding day."

  Li Xiaoxian saw that I was so sincere, and emotionally said to me: "Abin, thank you." Then he turned into a wisp of smoke and slipped into the wine bottle.

  After I tightened the bottle cap, I bitterly thought to myself: If only I had Abin's two kids, it would be great. Damn it, do I still have to worry about not being able to find a wife like this?

  I shook my head and called Lao Yi over. After all, we had been tossing and turning for a whole night, and the physical exhaustion was too great. There were still many leftover cold dishes from lunch on the large table in the restaurant. Moreover, I wanted to make amends with Lao Yi for dragging him into this mess.

  He's a good old fellow and easily understood what kind of person I am. After listening to my explanation, he teased me with two sentences, asked about my family with another two sentences, and then forgave me - that's what brothers are for.

  After a fierce battle, both I and Old Yi were a bit hungry, so we didn't pretend anymore and started eating voraciously. As I ate, I told Old Yi about my conversation with Female Ghost Li Xia earlier.

  Lao Yi was also furious when he heard that Ye had been two-timing, his mouth full of chicken meat, gritting his teeth and saying: "This son is not human! You say this isn't a sin? These two women are also stupid, how could they not have noticed? Dammit, it's like Zhou Yu fighting against Huang Gai, one willing to fight and the other willing to go up!"

  I bitterly smiled and said to him: "Isn't it? He's really getting on my nerves, damn it! If we don't teach him a lesson this time, where will the law be?"

  Lao Yi spat out a chicken bone from his mouth and said with a huff: "Right, last time we beat that scum was still too light, this time let's think of a way to make that female ghost get along with him!"

  Another bitter smile rose in my heart, and upon hearing him say that, I suddenly felt a sense of familiarity. No mistake, that Dong Sizhe was indeed the one who had fallen into this situation. I said to myself, how could Heaven play tricks on me like this? Why did everything have to be connected to Dong Shanshan? Was it true that I owed her something from my past life?

  Thinking of Dong Shanshan, I felt another pang of heartache. After what happened last time, when it was quiet at home at night, I had actually thought it through clearly - she and I were indeed destined to be apart. Even the reason why I fell in love with her back then was probably only half because I was grateful to her, as she was the only one who comforted me at that time.

  Thinking about it now, if I were to get involved with Yóu Xī, and Dǒng Shānshān found out, she would definitely hate me even more without understanding the truth. Seeing this, I think everyone should have a question, which is why didn't I just explain things clearly to Dǒng Shānshān?

  I've already explained this issue many times, how can I explain it again? Should I tell her that it's all the work of ghosts? What will she think if I say that? She'll definitely take me for a neurotic, and this misunderstanding will only deepen. It's better not to tell her at all, it's simpler that way.

  In Peking Opera, if someone plays the white face role, then someone else has to play the black face role. Although he may not want to, he has no choice, his innate conditions are already set.

  And I'm destined to play the villain, it seems.

  To hell with it, I'm done. This is all for your own good! You need to know that being with someone like him will only lead to trouble! And let me tell you, I'm not as naive as I was back in college. Even if I were to hook up with Yu Xi, there's no way I'd let Dong Shan Shan find out!!! These past few years have taught me that it's easy to dodge a direct attack, but hard to guard against sneak attacks from behind - that's the key to success!

  Although I know Yushi is a person, it's really unfair to treat someone like that. It shouldn't be Mr. Bai Pai's behavior.

  But damn it, I'm going to do it this way! After the Night Fox incident, I realized that in this world, there's no such thing as good or evil. Some people are even more despicable than ghosts. So why should I still have any scruples? I want to live my life with my own thoughts!! To hell with those stupid constraints! And besides, it's just a matter of bowing to heaven and earth, not bowing to dead people.

  Damn it! Actually, I should be considered very kind-hearted, otherwise I would not consider how to let him and the female ghost worship heaven and earth, but rather how to make Old Xie take him to get rich!

  How can I get Yuxi out and then let him worship the heavens with this female ghost? I lit a cigarette, thinking constantly in my mind. Before long, I had an idea.

  Then, I revealed a sly smile and told Lao Yi about my plan as a guarantor.