[7:04 A.M.] guy who is me
Ayooooo you tryna get a mouthful of this sausage??????
[7:11 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
You have mere seconds to take that back before I block you
[7:12 A.M.] guy who is me
I'm makin a breakfast sandwich
I got eggs, cheese, tomato, bacon, all the goodies
You want sausage, ham or turkey
[7:12 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Oh
Well in that case I would love a mouthful of your sausage
[7:12 A.M.] guy who is me
??
[7:12 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
:|
Don't do that
[7:13 A.M.] guy who is me
I mean??
[7:13 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
You know what I meant
Don't be fucking with my head right now
[7:13 A.M.] guy who is me
I would never, I love your head
[7:14 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Repent before the eyes of the Lord. Your soul is corrupted.
[7:15 A.M.] guy who is me
I'm just makig a sandwich jeez
[7:15 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
Is this how you introduce yourself to everyone
[7:17 A.M.] guy who is me
Name a better way to test ones character
[7:17 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
I don't know, just asking "hey how are you?"
[7:18 A.M.] guy who is me
That's fucking gay
My test is better
And at least for now, you have passed
Congratulations
[7:18 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
Aw I'm honored
Also what does your ass know about being gay
[7:19 A.M.] guy who is me
That's a good question
What do you know about gayness that I don't
[7:19 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
Probably not a lot because my memory is gone
[7:19 A.M.] guy who is me
Wait what is your name
[7:19 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
'__'
Damarae
[7:20 A.M.] guy who is me
uuuuuuh
What race is that
[7:22 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
What the fuck does my race matter to you
[7:22 A.M.] guy who is me
So I know what racial slurs to call you, obviously
[7:23 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
;|
Guess
[7:24 A.M.] guy who is me
Thinking about geography makes my brain hurt please don't make me guess
[7:24 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
Guess.
[7:25 A.M.] guy who is me
Jhhuhhayhhyuuuudhdhfffffppaoosoosoojdjgfh
Brazilan
[7:25 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
Wrong
[7:27 A.M.] guy who is me
Fffffff ff
Chinese
[7:27 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
As far away from close as you could possibly be
[7:30 A.M.] guy who is me
$$$$$$$$$$$$.,?
German
[7:31 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
You somehow got even colder
[7:31 A.M.] guy who is me
I told you I don't know countries
[7:31 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
I'll give you a hint. My last name is Okorie
[7:32 A.M.] guy who is me
Fuck me in the ass
Cubanian
[7:32 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
Good Lord you're actually stupid
[7:35 A.M.] guy who is me
Idfk Nigeraguan
[7:35 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
HUH?
NiCAraguan???
[7:36 A.M.] guy who is me
Oh I thought I heard the c before as a g
[7:36 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
!!????
YOU PRONOUNCED IT THAT WAY?
[7:36 A.M.] guy who is me
NOT ALOUD
I think
[7:37 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
You walk a hairstring tightrope between ironically racist and actually accidentally racist
[7:37 A.M.] guy who is me
What can I say? It's how I roll
[7:37 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
"Roll" off the nearest cliff if you don't mind
But give me that fucking breakfast sandwich first
[7:40 A.M.] guy who is me
I already ate it
[7:40 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
You are so, so fucking dead to me.
[7:42 A.M.] guy who is me
????
group chat 2 without all the fucking libtards
guy who is me[133-533-0811], guy who puts babies in dishwashers[133-378-3077], guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'[133-795-3757], guy who is black[133-845-6373], guy who is white[133-490-6016], guy who listens to weezer[133-382-1325]
ALERT: guy who is me[133-533-0811] HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GROUP CHAT
ALERT: guy who listens to weezer[133-382-1325] HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GROUP CHAT
[7:49 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
alright, gang
they thought they could silence us
they thought they had won by kicking all of us
but while we may now live in exile
they have only created a force more larger and more dangerous
[7:49 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
No way
[7:49 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
all of that drama was yesterday
but today is new day
it is a day that this game shall remember until the end of its day
all of the shereens and the juliens and the marias and the ilianas are now but history
and in this new home of ours, this second coming, this free exercise of our god given rights, our DUTY
we will overcome all who would oppose us
all who would stand in our way
we will outlive shereen
[7:50 A.M.] guy who is me
Yeah!
[7:50 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
we will outlive julien
[7:50 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
FUCK Julien
[7:50 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
we will outlive them all
and when the last day comes, naught but this group chat and its victorious survivors will remain
and the grand prize
whatever the jolly green fuck it is
will be OURS.
[7:50 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
YEAH
[7:51 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
WOOOOO
[7:51 A.M.] guy who is black
Guide me to freedom Rohan
[7:51 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
Be my daddy Rohan
[7:51 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
calm down
[7:51 A.M.] guy who is me
Lol gay retard
[7:51 A.M.] guy who is white
What is rhis
[7:52 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
this, my dear Kane, is where the future of this game lies
this is the breeding ground of only the truest champions in this world
[7:52 A.M.] guy who is white
But we’re eliminated randomly
[7:52 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
this is where the magic happens
WHO CARES
we will adapt to the climate
roll with the punches as they come
and goddammit, no game and its dumb eliminations will ever break up the movement we start today
we will maneuver
and strategize
once we CAN strategize
and make all 1 hundred and forty whateverthefuck players our bitches
[7:52 A.M.] guy who is white
How
[7:52 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
SHUt UP KANE
[7:53 A.M.] guy who is black
Don't weigh us down with your semantics and "logical reasoning" Kane
[7:53 A.M.] guy who is me
Yeah critical thinking isn't allowed
[7:53 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
Who the fuck do you even think you are
Who the fuck do you even think you're talking to
[7:53 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
We stan daddy Rohan 3ever <3
[7:53 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
quite, peasantry
ALERT: GROUP CHAT NAME CHANGED TO "17 midgets in a box of snakes" BY guy who puts babies in dishwashers
[7:54 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
Incredible stuff
[7:54 A.M.] guy who is me
How does the man do it?
[7:57 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
Question
Will you be providing a formal training program to teach us of your ways?
Surely not all of us are master strategists like you
[7:57 A.M.] guy who is me
Yeah Logan is retardee he needs you to hold his hand
ALERT: GROUP CHAT NAME CHANGED TO "covering myself with curtain drapes to hide my monster cock bulging out of my pants" BY guy who puts babies in dishwashers
[7:58 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
you being in this space listening to my guidance WILL be your training
and if the day should ever come when the game picks me off, you will be ready to take my place
[7:58 A.M.] guy who is me
??
[7:58 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
??
[7:59 A.M.] guy who is black
But wait
[7:59 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
Logan wtf
[7:59 A.M.] guy who is black
WHO will take your place? We can't simply be leaderless if you're gone
[7:59 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
We will NEVER lose rohan he'll be with us FOREVER! right?!
[7:59 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
If Rohan is eliminated first I will commit self immolation and end this game right fucking now
[8:00 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
whoever succeeds me as your leader will be your decision
although i may handpick a successor if you so prove yourself
[8:00 A.M.] guy who is black
Will we get to vote on it?
[8:00 A.M.] guy who is me
OOOOH GROUP CHAT ELECTIONS
[8:00 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
of course you will have the right to vote on it. the fires of democracy shell never be extinguished
[8:00 A.M.] guy who is me
LETS GOOOOWOWO
ALERT: GROUP CHAT NAME CHANGED TO "feeling like a spider in a jar full of jizz" BY guy who puts babies in dishwashers
[8:01 A.M.] guy who is black
Now what the fuck does That mean
[8:01 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
??
[8:01 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
LMAO
[8:01 A.M.] guy who is black
No Logan, you're not that spider and it's not Rohan's jizz
[8:01 A.M.] guy who is white
…
[8:01 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
??
Reality is often disappointing
[8:03 A.M.] guy who is me
We should hold an election now
Just to settle things
[8:03 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
Shut up fag rohan is already our leader
[8:04 A.M.] guy who is me
I know but like we gotta put it on the record
We gotta give him the unanimous mandate
[8:04 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
Oh yeah lets do this like they do it in north kreoa
[8:04 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
i think this is a good idea
kane, i choose you as the impartial minister who will hold this election
[8:04 A.M.] guy who is white
What
[8:04 A.M.] guy who is me
You get to read out the votes and declare a winner!
[8:05 A.M.] guy who is white
Um
Alright
Everybody who wants to run for leader of the group chat, please say so
[8:05 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
??
[8:05 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
i would like to run for leader of the group chat
[8:05 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
YEAAAAAH ROHAN WOOOOO
[8:05 A.M.] guy who is me
LETS GOOOOOO
[8:05 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
[8:05 A.M.] guy who is white
We have one candidate
[8:06 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
*crickets*
[8:07 A.M.] guy who is black
Yeah sure why not I'll run too
[8:07 A.M.] guy who is me
BOOOOOO
[8:07 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
KALEM WTF
[8:07 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
TRAITOR! TREASON! WHO EVEN IS THIS GUY?
[8:07 A.M.] guy who is black
Bro it's not like I'm gonna win
We just gotta have 2 people runnnig
[8:08 A.M.] guy who is white
We have two candidates
I assume that will be all?
[8:08 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
Yes
[8:08 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
I am not running
[8:08 A.M.] guy who is me
I stand by mr rohan
[8:08 A.M.] guy who is white
Alright
We will begin voting then
First, I will ask the vote of the gentleman from Arkansas, Mr. Evan Whitaker
[8:09 A.M.] guy who is me
I vote for Rohan
Whatever his last name is
[8:09 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
escanes
[8:09 A.M.] guy who is me
Ah
I vote for Rohan Escanes for leader
[8:09 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
Oh no he's a minority
[8:09 A.M.] guy who is white
K
Next, I will ask the vote of the gentleman from California, Mr. Javier
[8:09 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
kill yourself javier
[8:09 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
That's Javier PADILLA to you
And I vote for Representative Rohan Escanes of Mississippi
[8:10 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
Support the author by searching for the original publication of this novel.
dont put my name anywhere near that fucking state
[8:10 A.M.] guy who is white
Lastly, I will ask the vote of the gentleman from New Jersey, Mr. Logan Wendel
[8:10 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
Rohan
And I'm not from New Jersey
[8:10 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
yes you are
[8:10 A.M.] guy who is white
With that, the election is concluded
[8:10 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
YEAAAAAH ROHn!!!
[8:11 A.M.] guy who is white
The result is 3 votes for Rohan Escanes of New York
[8:11 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
ROHAAAN!
[8:11 A.M.] guy who is white
And 0 votes for Kalem Reed of Florida
[8:11 A.M.] guy who is black
MAN FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT PUTTING ME IN FLORIDA
[8:11 A.M.] guy who is white
I certify the winner of this election as Rohan Escanes, and designate him as leader of the group chat "feeling like a spider in a jar full of jizz"
[8:11 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
ROHAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[8:11 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
Rohan forever! Rohan until the end of time!
[8:11 A.M.] guy who is me
Rohan for president
[8:12 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
thank you all, thank you very much. i am honored to be your unanimous choise and will perform my solemm duty with all of you in mind
[8:12 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
ROHAN! ROHAN! ORHAN! ORHAN! RAOHN!
[8:12 A.M.] guy who is black
??????????????
[8:12 A.M.] guy who is me
But wait kane who are you voting for
ALERT: GROUP CHAT NAME CHANGED TO "jizzocratic peoples rupublic of fucking retards" BY guy who puts babies in dishwashers
[8:14 A.M.] guy who is white
I'm not getting involved in this
[8:14 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
Splendid
[8:17 A.M.] guy who is black
Hey president Rohan I got a question
[8:17 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
shoot, my little jizzlet
[8:18 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
oh my gosh am I your little jizzlet mr president? ??
[8:18 A.M.] guy who is black
Iwas just wondering, is this group chat government going to be an exclusive club or can, say, other people be inducted with us
[8:18 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
NO
THIS ENVIRONMENT MUST NEVER BE POISONED BY OUTSIDERS
[8:18 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
hm
[8:18 A.M.] guy who is me
O
[8:19 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
induction may be possible, but the process of vetting them must be careful and considerate
[8:19 A.M.] guy who is black
Yeah we don't want to go wild with new people and fuck up the democracy we just established
[8:19 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
Induction must come with an official pledge of support forever for our president Rohan
[8:19 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
we will no doubt make many enemies in our tenure of this game, and when those forces manifest and coalesce, we must have our system ready to weed out any dissidents or spies
even within our closest ranks
[8:20 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
Your saying any one of us might deffect against you?
[8:20 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
No. I would never. I would die for you Rohan
[8:20 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
anything can happen over the next 149 days
we must stay as vigilant as we can, and be ready for tides to turn at any time
[8:20 A.M.] guy who is black
I feel like we're all pretty solid, our loyalty has been demonstrated
Any disputes can be taken to the democratic process
[8:20 A.M.] guy who is me
Yes there will be no military coups in this group chat
[8:21 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
If everybody votes for Rohan, I vote for Rohan
If only half of people vote for Rohan, I vote for Rohan
If only one person votes for Rohan, I am that person
If nobody votes for Rohan, I am dead
[8:21 A.M.] guy who is me
I agree with this
[8:22 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
Me too big agree
[8:22 A.M.] guy who is black
But if all three of you agree, then if only one person votes for Rohan, who is it?
[8:22 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
It's me
[8:22 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
NO ITSN NOT YOU WHORE I LOVE ROHAN MORE
[8:22 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
FUCK YOU YOULL BE KILLED FIRST
[8:22 A.M.] guy who is white
I think it means two of you are dead and one person is left to vote for Rohan
[8:23 A.M.] guy who is me
By the way yall if were talking about adding new people, I have one
[8:24 A.M.] guy who is black
What about Kane? Are you forever loyal to Rohan?
[8:24 A.M.] guy who is white
I
Am loyal to the results of the democratic process
[8:24 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
how thoroughly have you vetted this person, mr evan?
[8:25 A.M.] guy who is me
Oh hes cool don't worry
I think he will come to appreciate the body politic we have here
[8:25 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
Is Evan about to betray us
[8:25 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
no evan has proved his loyalty
[8:25 A.M.] guy who is black
Should we do another group chat for testing new people
[8:25 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
Evan has already secretly massed the anti Rohan forces to blitz this chat
No thats fucking gay we dont need more chats
[8:26 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
what is the name of this person
[8:27 A.M.] guy who is me
"Damarae Okorie" some fucking philipinian shit like that
[8:27 A.M.] guy who is white
Damarae Jolie?
[8:27 A.M.] guy who is me
No Damarae Okorie
[8:27 A.M.] guy who is white
Because I talked to a Jolie yesterday
Wait are there two Damaraes
[8:27 A.M.] guy who is me
What was the jolie one like
[8:28 A.M.] guy who is white
Uh
Timid and peppy
[8:28 A.M.] guy who is me
Lol yeah not even close to my Damarae
[8:29 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
The fuck are we talking about
[8:29 A.M.] guy who is black
It seems… that there are two people named Damerae in this game…
[8:29 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
thats retarded
ALERT: GROUP CHAT NAME CHANGED TO "strippers on stilts in the boston marathon" BY guy who puts babies in dishwashers
[8:31 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
So are we inductioning this dude
[8:31 A.M.] guy who is me
Yes yes I will go grab him
[8:31 A.M.] guy who is black
No hang on everyone shut up
I can handle the induction
[8:31 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
what
[8:31 A.M.] guy who is black
SHUSH let me talk when hes added
ALERT: guy who wants my sausage[133-420-4411] HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GROUP CHAT
[8:32 A.M.] guy who is black
Ahem
Welcome to walgreens how can I help you
[8:33 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
What
Excuse me
[8:34 A.M.] guy who is black
Welcome to walgreens how can I help you
[8:34 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
What the fuck is this group chat
[8:35 A.M.] guy who is black
This is a walgreens sir
[8:35 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
No why is the name that
Why are strippers on stilts at the boston marathon
[8:35 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
LMAO
[8:35 A.M.] guy who is black
Shit
ALERT: GROUP CHAT NAME CHANGED TO "welcome to walgreens" BY guy who is black
[8:36 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
Guy who I talked to a couple hours ago, where the fuck are you and why am I here
[8:37 A.M.] guy who is me
Uhhhhh
My name is Evan actually I work in produce
[8:37 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
Walgreens doesn't sell produce fucktard its a pharamacy
[8:37 A.M.] guy who is me
Well this Walgreens does suck my crusty balls
[8:37 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
Maybe I will cunt
[8:39 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
hi im the manager are we having a problem here
[8:40 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
Yes I am having a problem sir I've been brought into this Walgreens against my will and I don't know why
[8:40 A.M.] guy who is black
Would you like us to show you around the bakery section? I made a fresh batch of sandwiches
[8:40 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
BRO WALGREENS DONT GOT A BAKERY EITHER AND THOSE DONT MAKE FUCKING SANDWICHES YOU FUCKING TURBO RETARD
[8:40 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
Oh
[8:40 A.M.] guy who is me
Don't mind him he's a cop inspecting the store
[8:41 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
Fucking COP?!!!
Alright yeah I inspected this store and found 18 health code violations youre all going to fucking prison
[8:41 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
Oh no
[8:41 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
non sense. maybe you and i can chat in my office about this, see if we can reach some arrangement
[8:41 A.M.] guy who is black
You mean the 40 million in cash we stored in the attack?
[8:41 A.M.] guy who is me
Wait we only have 18?
[8:41 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
yes, kalem. the 40 million in cash in the attic. i am going to bribe this police officer
[8:43 A.M.] guy who is me
Hey mister Damarae wanna check out our pizzaria
[8:43 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
YOU DONT HAVE A FUCKING PIZZAREA
[8:44 A.M.] guy who is black
Wait who works in the pizzeria
[8:44 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
I do I am the pizza meister come over here kids
[8:44 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
AYO?
[8:46 A.M.] guy who is black
So that just leaves Kane to work at the pharmacy
[8:46 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
I would like to go to the pharmacy so I can get a bottle of Klonopin and overdose on it
[8:46 A.M.] guy who is black
Well you're in luck, our doctor is desperate for money and will give you literally anything you want
[8:46 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
Oh ok fine go somewhere else then I'll just flip pizza dough by myself over here ??
[8:46 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
Even crack? I would much rather overdose on that
[8:47 A.M.] guy who is me
Bro he's got enough black tar heroin to kill a heard of elephants
[8:47 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
Herd*?
[8:47 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
Thats funny I didnt notice the black tar heroin in my search care to show me?
[8:47 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
theres no need for that
[8:47 A.M.] guy who is me
What you wantsome?
[8:48 A.M.] guy who is white
The pharmacy is closed. I'm going on vacation to Peru
[8:48 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
no you fuckin aint ho
[8:48 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
Spinning pizza dough sadly
[8:48 A.M.] guy who is me
NOOOOOOO
Kane please I need my antidepressants
[8:48 A.M.] guy who is white
And I'm taking all the drugs with me
[8:48 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
WE NEED THOSE YOU FAG WTF
[8:49 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
Fine I'll just go get a pizza then
[8:49 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
YIPPEE
[8:49 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
Well there goes my afternoon.
[8:49 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
Take a look at our menu here we have everything you could want
[8:49 A.M.] guy who puts babies in dishwashers
with a handy 40 million in cash officer, you could buy as much black tar heroin elsewhere as you want
[8:49 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
We have shrimp skillet pizza
We have poptart pizza
[8:49 A.M.] guy who listens to weezer
Anything to make me forget about the divorce
[8:50 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'
We have the smoked fag special, which is made with cigarettes outside of a Tesco
[8:50 A.M.] guy who wants my sausage
Wait you put shrimp in a skillet and then put that on a pizza
Oh god
[8:50 A.M.] guy who insists on being called 'gay retard'