[6:18 A.M.] cdodeiie
Oh no
Oh no
Nonon on ono onn onn on ononnon
Oh god I fucked up
Oh god oh fuck
Please help
WAKE UP
[6:19 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
dude wtf
who tf are you
[6:19 A.M.] cdodeiie
I fucked up
I fucked up so bad.
[6:19 A.M.] GUY
yeah??? and????
[6:20 A.M.] cdodeiie
OH MY GOD
FUCK
OKAY
I UH
I DIDN'T REALIZE
HOLY SHIT I'M STUPID
AAAAAAhHH
[6:20 A.M.] GUY
im going back to sleep
[6:20 A.M.] cdodeiie
FFFFUUUU
sorry. I'll let you rest
sigh
cdodeiie[133-786-2362], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-630-3401]
[6:21 A.M.] cdodeiie
YOUR NUMBER! I THINK I RECOGNIZE YOUR NUMBER?
ARE YOU SOMEBODY I TALKED TO YESTERDYA?
YESTERDAY
[6:25 A.M.] cdodeiie
PLEASE
PLEASE
AAHAHAUHUIAIIh*(@(&(&$@'joisjoiasdhnnmmmm
[6:25 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
WHOA
WHAT
WHATS HAPPENING
[6:25 A.M.] cdodeiie
DO YOU SEE IT TOO?
DID IT HAPPEN TO YOU TOO
[6:26 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
DID WHAT HAPPEN
……
where did
did
[6:26 A.M.] cdodeiie
ALL YOUR MESSAGES GOT ERASED?
[6:26 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Yeah it seems so.
That fucking sucks lol
[6:26 A.M.] cdodeiie
DUDE I'M SO FUCKED
I JUST LOST ALL OF MY CONTACTS
[6:26 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
YOUR CONTACTS GOT ERASED TOO?
[6:26 A.M.] cdodeiie
I CANT FIND ANYBODY
I AD A HAHAHA A H HHHHH
[6:27 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
I still have all my contacts
What the fuck happened
[6:27 A.M.] cdodeiie
I DIDNT REALIZE
YESTERDAY
THAT I COULD CHANGE PEOPLES CONTACT NAMES
I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE
YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME AND EVERYBODY ELSE SAW IT
AND I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID BECAUSE
EVERYBODY WAS STILL UNKNOWN SENDER
AND I WAS LIKE
????
BUT DIDNT WANT TO SAY ANYTHING
[6:27 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Oh god don't tell me
You really didn't change anybody's name?
[6:28 A.M.] cdodeiie
No!!!!!!!!
No I didn't!!!!!!!!!!!
And now all my messages are gone!!! and I don't know who I talked to yesterday!!!!!!
[6:28 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Oh my god bro you're fucked
[6:28 A.M.] cdodeiie
I hate everything! I'm just going to kill myself!
[6:28 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
That's like
Wow.
Well you're just UNKNOWN SENDER to me
I chatted with a lot of people yesterday but I gave names to all of them
[6:30 A.M.] cdodeiie
hhh.
I can't believe this
I have to ask. Everybody in my contacts list. Or just wait for them to message me
[6:30 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
I would opt to wait
Assuming you just want to find your old contacts
But still, no harm in meeting a bunch of new people :D
Damn the font makes that smile look weird
[6:30 A.M.] cdodeiie
.
I'm only going to be messaging all those people "uhhh did we talk yesterday"
Sorry but I'm not making friends
[6:31 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Well. Idea! If you remember the names of the people you talk to, I could potentially point to their number if I have them
[6:31 A.M.] cdodeiie
AAAAHHH
[6:31 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
?
[6:32 A.M.] cdodeiie
Sorry that means I have to think
. hH.
I think like
Right before I went to bed
I talked to some guy named…. like. Lester? Or something?
Or. Harry.
One of the two
[6:32 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Hm. Lemme look.
Yeah nope. No Harry or Lester
[6:33 A.M.] cdodeiie
Anything close to that?
[6:33 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Zero. Sorry
[6:33 A.M.] cdodeiie
h.
I'm actually in disbelief
This feels targeted
Not only was I stupid enough to not realize I could change contact names
But I didn't make like. Any effort to memorize peoples names
I just kinda. Talked to whoever.
[6:33 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Yeah I feel that
I suck at remembering names. I just saved all my contact names as personality traits
[6:34 A.M.] cdodeiie
I feel like I should do that too
But anyway. I better make breakfast and get to work. ugh.
[6:34 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Glad I could be of service
Name is Juno. Write that down this time
[6:35 A.M.] cdodeiie
shut up
[6:35 A.M.] Juno (first one!)
<3
cdodeiie[133-786-2362], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-232-4427]
[6:48 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Did you know that some weevils species are completely female and reproduce asexually, but are still able to evolve through epigenetic changes?
[6:49 A.M.] cdodeiie
HUH?
ARE YOU ONE OF MY ONTACTS>?
[6:52 A.M.] cdodeiie
WHO ARE YOU
[6:54 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
I was told to send that
[6:54 A.M.] cdodeiie
???
Do I know you
[6:55 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
What do you mean
[6:55 A.M.] cdodeiie
ALL MY MESSAGES GOT ERASED
I DONT KNOW WHO MY CONTACTS WERE YESTERDAY
[6:55 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
You didnt save any of them
[6:55 A.M.] cdodeiie
NO
EVERYBODY IS UNKNOWN SENDER
[6:57 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
I'm devin
We talked yesterday
[6:57 A.M.] cdodeiie
OKAy
Thank god
And thank you for messaging first
[6:58 A.M.] DEVIN
How did your messages get erased
[7:00 A.M.] cdodeiie
I don't know!! I just woke up and they were all gone
[7:00 A.M.] DEVIN
I still have mine
[7:00 A.M.] cdodeiie
WHAT
I was just talking to someone who had their shit erased too
Why were YOU spared
[7:01 A.M.] DEVIN
Idk
Ive been awake all night
[7:01 A.M.] cdodeiie
My man
W h a t
[7:02 A.M.] DEVIN
Thats probably why
[7:02 A.M.] cdodeiie
Wait so you still have my old messages from yesterday.?
[7:06 A.M.] DEVIN
Yeah
[7:06 A.M.] cdodeiie
I need screenshots
Need any clues to yesterdays contacts that I can get
[7:11 A.M.] DEVIN
They might not help
IMG_0701044_011.HEIC
IMG_0701048_012.HEIC
IMG_0701051_013.HEIC
IMG_0701131_016.HEIC
IMG_0701134_017.HEIC
[7:15 A.M.] cdodeiie
Damn. No dice.
WAIT
Who told you to send that weevil message
Need names
[7:16 A.M.] DEVIN
Xander
[7:17 A.M.] cdodeiie
… Nope. Doesn't ring a bell
Hhhhh
[7:17 A.M.] DEVIN
Oh well
cdodeiie[133-786-2362], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-212-3764]
[7:25 A.M.] cdodeiie
You there
You're my next victim
Did we talk yesterday
[7:27 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
who tf are you
[7:27 A.M.] cdodeiie
A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation.
I'll take that as a no
[7:30 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
wdym
whats happenin
[7:49 A.M.] cdodeiie
bro NOBODY IS ANY HELP
Oh my god
[7:50 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
WUT ARE U DOING
[7:53 A.M.] cdodeiie
Im trying ftdoa
.'
wait
You could help me
[7:53 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
?
[7:53 A.M.] cdodeiie
How many people are in your contacts
[7:54 A.M.] dumbass
bro are you fuckn retarded wat uis happenin
[7:54 A.M.] cdodeiie
ANSWER
[7:54 A.M.] dumbass
why
[7:54 A.M.] cdodeiie
because I said so
[7:56 A.M.] dumbass
fuk u
i gotlike 150
[7:56 A.M.] cdodeiie
WE ALL 150
I MEANT LIKE
HOW MANY DO YOU KNOW
[7:59 A.M.] dumbass
TF DOES IT MATTER HO?
[8:00 A.M.] cdodeiie
i need you
[8:00 A.M.] dumbass
kys
[8:00 A.M.] cdodeiie
to message the people you know
and
ask if they talked to someone named Codie yesterday
and if so, to please message him something
[8:00 A.M.] dumbass
i aint doin that
[8:01 A.M.] cdodeiie
Yes you are
[8:01 A.M.] dumbass
who tf is codie
[8:01 A.M.] cdodeiie
Me
[8:01 A.M.] dumbass
BITCH TELL THEM YOURSELF WTF
[8:01 A.M.] cdodeiie
I CANT
I DONT KNOW WHO THEY ARE
[8:02 A.M.] dumbass
HOW
[8:02 A.M.] cdodeiie
BEACUSE I DIDNT CHANGE THERE CONTACT NAMES YESTERDYA AND ALL THE MESSAGES GOT ERASED
[8:05 A.M.] dumbass
god damn u r retarded
[8:05 A.M.] cdodeiie
shut
[8:08 A.M.] dumbass
yeah i still aint fuckin doin that
[8:08 A.M.] cdodeiie
PLEEEEEEASE
[8:08 A.M.] dumbass
suck my balls
[8:08 A.M.] cdodeiie
i need HELP
[8:08 A.M.] dumbass
suck my balls
[8:08 A.M.] cdodeiie
No
But I might if you help me
"group chat activities"
cdodeiie[133-786-2362], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-656-8961], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-440-6740], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-802-7988], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-853-2667], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-296-8468], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-782-0376], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-812-2602], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-875-0839], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-490-6016], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-319-1941], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-966-1196], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-891-6727], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-481-9556], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-702-2696], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-281-9736], dumbass[133-212-3764], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-366-3195], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-616-4443], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-743-2123], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-993-7490], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-961-7329]
ALERT: cdodeiie[133-786-2362] HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GROUP CHAT
[8:10 A.M.] dumbass
there
now go search for ur fuckin contacts here
[8:10 A.M.] cdodeiie
WHAT
WHAT IS THIS
GROUP CHAT?????????
[8:11 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Oh hi
Good morning
[8:11 A.M.] cdodeiie
WHO IS EVERYONE
DO I KNOW ANY OF YOU?
[8:11 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
um
whoa what
when was i added to this
[8:12 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
SHHHHHH QUIET we dont have permission from shereen to make noise yet
[8:12 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
if shereen isnt awake by now thats her problem
[8:12 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Shereen's awake, I talked to her earlier
[8:12 A.M.] cdodeiie
WHO?
[8:12 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
oh shit who roped codie into this
[8:12 A.M.] cdodeiie
YOU KNOW ME?
WHO ARE YOU
[8:12 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
what
[8:13 A.M.] cdodeiie
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
[8:13 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
What's the problem here?
[8:13 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
oh damn did i really not tell you my name
i coulda sworn
[8:13 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
oh please not another group chat
[8:13 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
its uh
elicia
[8:13 A.M.] cdodeiie
ELICIA!!
I REMEMBER YOU!!
[8:13 A.M.] ELICIA
oh so i did tell you
[8:14 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Why is there a mentally ill bitch screaming. What the fuck is this
[8:14 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Aaaaaand all the new people have awoken.
[8:14 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Oh man. Do all these new people have names?
[8:14 A.M.] cdodeiie
NAMES NAMES I NEED Nmes
[8:15 A.M.] ELICIA
what did you get a concussion or something
[8:15 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
my retard detection meter is going off crazy right now
[8:15 A.M.] cdodeiie
WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP CALLINGM E THAT
I JUST WANT TO FIND MY CONTACTS??
[8:15 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Did you lose them?
[8:15 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
is your refridgerater running?
[8:15 A.M.] cdodeiie
YES
[8:15 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
BETTER GO CATCH IT
[8:15 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
HA THANK YOU
[8:15 A.M.] cdodeiie
NO I LOST MY CONTACTS
[8:15 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
better go catch them
[8:16 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
My refrigerator would never get away from me. I am strapped 24/7 with eighteen flintlock pistols around every body limb and have set up a devious network of booby traps around my house that would trip, electrocute, or drop various liquids on the fridge if it ever tried running
[8:16 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
How did that happen
[8:16 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
I still have my contacts.
[8:16 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
My messages got purged overnight but I didn't lose any names
[8:16 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
i’m skyler
[8:17 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
No way. Are the chaos lords gone? Is it finally safe to talk in here?
[8:17 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Oh hi Iliana I thought you left
[8:17 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Hi Kaynen
[8:17 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Hi Iliana
[8:17 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Hi Kaynen
[8:17 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Hi Iliana
[8:17 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
My name is Baxter, for those unaware
[8:17 A.M.] ELICIA
wait codie how did you lose your contacts
[8:17 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
“codie”? “baxter”? am i in a fucking cartoon?
[8:18 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
my refrigorater tried to escape me once. it knocked me over as i was grabbing a block of cheese and leapt out the kitchen window. i barely had time to grab my hunting rifle and run outside with it still in viewing distance. i chased it down through a cornfield, one of those 200 acre industrial ones. it tried to keep twisting and turning to hide itself in the bushes, but it was a fridge so i could follow its path clean. chased that bastard down for nearly a mile. it’s end came just outside the farmer’s house, when it finally ran out of power and fell onto the grass. i had to put it down in front of two little kids and their mother. i’ll never forget that moment. scars me to this day.
[8:18 A.M.] cdodeiie
I DIDNT CHANGE THE CONTACT NAMES OF ANYONE ??
[8:18 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Damn, that’s heavy
[8:18 A.M.] cdodeiie
AND NOW ALL MY MESSAGES ARE FONE
[8:18 A.M.] ILIANA?
...maybe it isn’t safe just yet
[8:18 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
looks like me retard detection meter was correct
[8:18 A.M.] dumbass
LOL
[8:20 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
I go on regular jogs with my fridge out at the high school track. we’re on tentatively good terms, but always aware that the peace doesn’t equal trust. I am always prepared for it to try running away, and I make no secret of that. We live together with the knowledge that it will always be looking for an escape and I will always be trying to prevent that escape. Nothing more is possible. And even if it escapes me, that won’t protect it from the rest of society that’s looking to take advantage of it. You can run from me, Jeff Fridges, but you can’t run from what you are.
[8:20 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
damn what is up with yalls fridges
mine just keeps my yogurt cold
[8:21 A.M.] ELICIA
codie youre kidding
you seriously didn’t change anybody’s names
did you just not know you could do it
[8:21 A.M.] BAXTER
How much yogurt do you have?
[8:22 A.M.] cdodeiie
I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE SOCIAL MEDIA PROFILES
I THOUGHT I WA RHE ONLT ONE WHO CHNAGED THEIR NAME
[8:22 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
holy shit
[8:22 A.M.] cdodeiie
NOW CAN ANYONE PLEAS TELL ME IF IM THEIR CONTACT
[8:22 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
retardometer is going haywire
[8:23 A.M.] BAXTER
Oh, so you just came here to find your contacts from yesterday?
[8:23 A.M.] cdodeiie
I NEED HELP
[8:23 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
i bet i could ask you is your refridgerator running and you’d say yes
[8:23 A.M.] KAYNEN?
You had three opportunities to spell refrigerator right and you spelt it wrong in three different ways
[8:23 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Codie is your refrigerator running?
[8:24 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
I could tell you your refrigerator is running and you'd start chasing it down
[8:24 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Check outside, Cody. It's right there, taunting you
[8:24 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
There is no outside.
[8:24 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Cody would organize search parties at night to track down his running fridge
[8:24 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
"Fridgerton! Come back home! We need that salami for dinner!"
[8:24 A.M.] cdodeiie
What did I do to deserve this
[8:25 A.M.] ELICIA
so you went all of yesterday seeing everyone else as unknown sender
[8:25 A.M.] dumbass
cody is your dishwasher running
[8:25 A.M.] cdodeiie
YES. I GET IT IM STUPID
[8:25 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT
[8:25 A.M.] cdodeiie
STOP DOING THAT
[8:25 A.M.] BAXTER
Graham, have you considered if your own fridge is running? I think you've been looking away from it a little too long.
[8:25 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
cody would go to the police station with tears in his eyes to file a missing persons report for his running fridge
[8:26 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
I am no buffoon, you quarter-witted knob. I wouldn't let my fridge out of my sights for some silly group chat antics. And besides, the security system's eyes are always open and will automatically alert me if the fridge behaves in any unbecoming manner
[8:26 A.M.] ELICIA
and you never thought to ask anyone why everybodys name was still unknown sender
[8:26 A.M.] cdodeiie
LISTEN
[8:26 A.M.] ILIANA?
Cody stop losing household appliances what are you doing
[8:26 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
bros gonna lose his air conditioning next
[8:26 A.M.] GRAHAM?
Cody, is your air conditioner running?
[8:26 A.M.] ELICIA
wait is it codie or cody
have i been bamboozled or are yall just stupid
[8:26 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
wait someone ask a yes/no question
[8:27 A.M.] cdodeiie
All I asked for was for anyone to tell me if we talked yesterday
[8:28 A.M.] GRAHAM?
Codie are you feeling a little stressed right now?
[8:28 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
is your air conditioner running?
[8:28 A.M.] cdodeiie
A little, yeah
:/
[8:28 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
BETTER GO CATCH IT
[8:28 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
The Great Exodus of All of Cody's Home Appliances
[8:28 A.M.] GRAHAM?
It's a fucking prison break
[8:28 A.M.] cdodeiie
please
[8:28 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
are we doing some animal farm bit here? what the hell is going on
[8:28 A.M.] ELICIA
Quiet everyone, the great minds of comedy are assembling here to make children's prank call jokes
[8:28 A.M.] GRAHAM?
"All household appliances are equal, but some household appliances are more equal than others"
[8:29 A.M.] cdodeiie
Oh yeah I'm laughing my ass off right now
Real Comedy Central material here
[8:29 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Graham you should do a standup
[8:29 A.M.] BAXTER
This is devastating to watch
[8:29 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
codie traveling the country on a motorcycle with a flag bearing the image of his running appliances, passing out missing posters
[8:30 A.M.] GRAHAM?
A standup show via text? What the fuck are you smoking and where do I find it so I can make that happen
[8:30 A.M.] cdodeiie
You people are the worst
[8:30 A.M.] dumbass
codie is your microwave running
[8:30 A.M.] cdodeiie
no
shut up
[8:30 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
I just saw it. Your microwave snuck out while you weren't looking. It's following google maps to the nearest airport for Ontario
[8:30 A.M.] BAXTER
Oh heavens!
[8:31 A.M.] GRAHAM?
Your running appliances are all over the news
[8:31 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
which channel?
[8:31 A.M.] GRAHAM?
It doesn't matter ??
[8:31 A.M.] BAXTER
Codie, check the news! You might see where they're running!
[8:31 A.M.] ELICIA
oh yeah just let him break the walls down first and jump out of the building to find them
ALERT: ANY ATTEMPT TO FORCIBLY BREAK OUT OF YOUR ROOMS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. FAILURE TO ABIDE WILL MEAN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION FROM THE GAME.
[8:31 A.M.] dumbass
tf is that
what was that shit for
[8:31 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
It's an automatic thing the system does every time someone mentions br**king the w*lls
[8:31 A.M.] dumbass
thats retarded
[8:33 A.M.] GRAHAM?
Cody is your laundry machine running
[8:33 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
codie has no more electronic appliances. there is revolution underway in this game
[8:33 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
the retard waves from his brain scared off all the electronics
[8:33 A.M.] cdodeiie
If one more person calls me that I'm going to commit terrorism
[8:33 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
calls you what?
whats the thing you dont want to be called?
say it, cody
go ahead, call it the "r slur"
i fucking dare you
[8:33 A.M.] dumbass
LOL
[8:34 A.M.] cdodeiie
I am going to take a shower
And I am not going to look at my phone anymore
[8:34 A.M.] ELICIA
what happened to finding all your contacts
[8:34 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
mission failed
[8:35 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
NOOOOOOO come back D:
[8:35 A.M.] BAXTER
But think of your missing appliances, Codie!
[8:35 A.M.] GRAHAM?
Sleep with one eye open tonight, boys. What happened with Coder may happen to one of us next.
[8:35 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
I can't trust this fucking group chat alone for 15 minutes. How are any of you real
[8:35 A.M.] BAXTER
Staying frosty. Ain't no fridge slipping past me.
[8:35 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
putting anti-revolution posters over every surface. holding captive audience meetings with my appliances to lecture about the dangers of revolting. watching over their work text messages for any red flags. we're a family, we're a team, they wouldn't ever turn their back on me
[8:36 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
codie is your shower running