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Adam Wagner has died 99 times. That’s not a metaphor. Literally 99 deaths. It’s a total cosmic embarrassment. From falling into shallow caves, jumping to lava naked to getting impaled while boasting "sword skills" he doesn''''t have, Adam has turned dying into an art form across nearly a hundred custom-made fantasy worlds. Now, on death #99, the god has had enough. Banished from making worlds and with no more divine privileges, Adam is forcibly reincarnated into Terraeithne—a world forged from bones, blood, and forgotten myths. No cheats. No overpowered swords. Just a sarcastic guidebook mocking every one of his prior deaths... with the god’s commentary for some reason. To survive, Adam must finally learn how to live—and not just as an isekai protagonist like he imagined all the time, but as an actual functioning human being with no more delulu brain. Can a man who yeeted himself into lava purposely really save himself? Probably not.