Chapter 10: I Accidentally Decred War on the Demon Realm?!
Kaito was halfway through signing divine documents—his new daily nightmare—when a golden parchment with glowing red edges popped into existence and smacked him in the face.
> [URGENT DIPLOMATIC REQUEST: Demon Realm Treaty Renewal]
Status: Pending Approval
Deadline: 5 minutes ago
Kaito blinked. “Wait, what?”
The Goddess of Order appeared beside him with an exasperated sigh. “You were supposed to renew the peace treaty with the Demon Realm. It was one of the most important duties assigned to you today.”
“I thought that was just more paperwork!” he said, looking at the crumpled treaty with horror. “I put it in the pile beled ‘Boring Things I’ll Never Read.’”
“…That pile is rger than your actual ‘To-Do’ pile.”
Before Kaito could argue, a deep rumble shook the entire Divine Lounge. The skies turned dark, thunder rolled across the clouds, and a crimson portal burst open above them.
A massive shadowy figure emerged, his demonic horns scraping the edge of the sky. His eyes burned with rage.
It was the Demon King himself.
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“KAITO!”
His voice thundered across realms.
"You broke the treaty! This is an act of WAR!"
Kaito choked on his drink. “W-Wait! No! I didn’t mean to—”
The Demon King’s army began pouring out behind him—winged beasts, molten hounds, and warriors in bck armor.
The Goddess of Order groaned, pinching her nose. “You had one job.”
The God of Chaos popped popcorn out of nowhere. “Oh, this is gonna be fun.”
Kaito threw up his hands. “Okay, okay! I’ll fix it! Just let me expin!”
The Demon King’s eyes narrowed. “Expin it in battle.”
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Accidental God vs. Demon King
Kaito had no choice. A radiant, shimmering sword of pure divine light materialized in his hand—automatically summoned by the Divine Battle Protocol.
He sighed. “I’m really not a fighter, man.”
The Goddess of Fate chimed in from afar, “You better become one—now.”
The Demon King lunged, his massive bde cshing with Kaito’s, sending shockwaves across the divine skies.
Kaito stumbled back, barely keeping up. “Why does he hit so hard?! This is a misunderstanding!”
The Demon King snarled, “Then understand this!” and swung again.
Kaito ducked, rolled, and desperately called out, “SYSTEM! Is there a peaceful option here?!”
> [Peaceful Option Detected]
[Divine Bluff Skill Activated: “Overwhelming Aura of Bullcrap”]
Kaito suddenly glowed with a blinding, godly light. His voice deepened magically. “If you go to war with me… I’ll destroy your realm with a sneeze.”
The Demon King stopped mid-attack. “...What?”
> [Bluff Successful. The Demon King is now 70% Intimidated.]
“Don’t test me,” Kaito said, trying to hide how badly his hands were shaking.
The Demon King backed off slightly. “…We will discuss terms. For now.”
He vanished in a swirl of dark mist, and his army followed.
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Crisis Temporarily Averted
Kaito colpsed into his cloud-couch, drenched in sweat.
“Okay,” he panted. “I officially hate paperwork. And diplomacy.”
The God of Chaos floated by. “You know, this wouldn’t have happened if you actually read the documents.”
Kaito groaned. “Reading is for mortals.”
The Goddess of Order raised an eyebrow. “And yet a mortal you almost became… permanently.”
Another notification popped up:
> [New Title Unlocked: Unintentional Warmonger]
Demons now fear you slightly. Paperwork now fears you not at all.
Kaito facepalmed. “I need a vacation… f
rom being a god.”
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Next Chapter: I Accidentally Turned My Vacation Spot Into a Cult Headquarters!?
P .S : SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE BECAUSE I'M WAY TOO BUSY IN IRL.
