Kaito was enjoying his usual morning routine—lounging on a fluffy pancake-shaped cloud while sipping divine iced chocote—when the skies shimmered, and a portal of radiant pink opened above him.

  Out stepped the Goddess of Love herself.

  She was stunning—long rose-gold hair, heart-shaped pupils, and an aura that made even the clouds form heart patterns around her. She descended with grace, her heels clicking softly on the heavenly ground.

  Kaito blinked. “Uh… can I help you?”

  She didn’t say a word. She just strutted toward him, flipped his divine lounge chair upright, and said, “Pack your things. We’re going on vacation.”

  “Wait—what?”

  “You heard me.” She snapped her fingers, and a heart-shaped suitcase appeared in Kaito’s p. “I need a break. You're the god of chill now, right? Then you're taking me on one.”

  “I don’t even know your name!” Kaito protested.

  “It’s Amoria. But you can call me ‘Your Problem’ for the next 72 divine hours.” She grinned.

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  Moments Later…

  They arrived at a floating paradise isnd Kaito didn’t even remember creating.

  > [Welcome to Heart Spa Isles – the most romantic rexation zone in the multiverse.]

  Kaito’s eyes widened. “I… I didn’t make this.”

  “Your subconscious probably did.” Amoria winked. “You’ve got good taste.”

  Suddenly, a series of events unfolded rapidly:

  A pair of lovebirds dropped flower petals everywhere they went.

  A sentient hot spring whispered compliments at them.

  And a towel boy—some celestial being with six arms—kept offering “His and Hers” massage sessions.

  Kaito turned red. “Why is everything so… couple-y?”

  “Because this realm only activates for romantic getaways,” Amoria teased. “Rex, it doesn’t have to mean anything.”

  But Kaito could feel it—something strange was happening in the air. The goddess wasn’t just here to unwind. There was a glint in her eyes like she was testing him… or perhaps challenging him.

  At dinner (which the clouds served on heart-shaped trays), Amoria leaned in. “You’re not like the other gods. You’re unpredictable. Rexed, even in chaos. It’s… interesting.”

  Kaito scratched the back of his neck. “I guess that’s a compliment?”

  “Maybe,” she said. “Or maybe I’m just bored.”

  Then she stood, walked to the edge of the cliff, and looked out over the twinkling stars.

  “You know,” she said softly, “gods like us don’t get to feel very often. Too much power, too little time. But you—you're different. You're not afraid to just... live.”

  Kaito joined her. “Because if we’re eternal, what’s the point of rushing?”

  She looked at him for a moment, then smirked. “You’re growing on me, Lazy God.”

  Before he could reply, another portal violently opened.

  > [WARNING: The Goddess of Jealousy Has Detected Romantic Energy Levels Exceeding Universal Limits.]

  “Wait—what!?”

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  Next Chapter: When Jealousy Decred Me a Public Enemy of Romance!