“Raelia, you are such a big genius nya! We should have met earlier in life so we could be besties for life and save all the cats of the world nya! With you by our side we could stop all the evil bastards butchering up cats and selling their meat nya!”
“I think I know that guy.”
“Huh? What do you mean nya?”
“I think I met him and I like crippled him. Like the first thing that I did to him after learning that he was selling cat meat was punch him squarely into the chin and it was something strong and he didn’t expect it coming so he was effectively knocked out for most of the fight and from there I began breaking his fingers, then his limbs and then I threw him into the river.”
“Normally I’d support such a thing nya. But isn’t polluting bad nya?”
‘And this story kind of sounds familiar…’
“The river is already polluted by rats and type of disgusting creatures so I won’t really panic about it too much because there’s little to nope for it left in the sorry that it is.”
‘Well she’s right. But thankfully that cat cutting bastard is dead.’
Raelia sniffed the air and Lilith stared at her in confusion. Raelia closed her eyes to better pinpoint the smoldering smell in the air.
“Are you hungry nya?”
“Not really. It’s more like there is a fire in the forest. Well no, it’s not that big so it’s more like campfire…”
“Even if it’s not a campfire, let’s go and check up on what might be the cause of the fire after all a lot of forest fires start out of human negligence nya.”
Raelia nodded.
'I’ve never seen a forest in real life so visiting this forest is the closest thing that I have to the experience other than film. So even though this is a game, I kind of want to protect the forest so others can enjoy the beauty of forests.’
“If you are hungry then I could treat you out for lunch after all there’s some good restaurants here and besides its a lot better than the rat meat and various provisions that most adventurers have to eat now nya.”
Lilith reached for her side and out of it came a wooden staff. I stared at her in confusion completely unaware to the fact that she was a mage.
“You are a mage?”
“Oh my nya! It looks like you are staring at me like you’ve never seen a mage before nya!”
“Well I think I’ve seen mages before but not one that says nya at the end of her sentences but what’s the story behind that?”
“Lili was a normal girl until she entered the forest nya. She was told by her parents to not enter the forest after all there was a mischievous cat witch in the forest casting hexes on people nya. But nonetheless the idiot Lili decided to enter the forest and she lived there for several days nya. Subsisting only on wild fruit, mushrooms and whatever she could salvage upon nya. But one day Lili decided to climb an old stone tower to try and find food after all she was desperate nya! But at the very top of the tower had been the very mischievous cat witch Nyanelle who cursed Lili to speak with Nya at the end of her sentences nya!”
(typing that paragraph was a fucking pain. Mentally and physically)
“Well that was interesting. So I guess there were some times in your life that you can’t help but say nya at the end of your sentence. Just like that time earl-”
“We don’t speak about past mistakes nya. After all some things are kind of just better left to the past just like our past traumas nya…”
‘I hope she doesn’t realize the fact that I wanted to be a cat when I was younger nya…’
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‘Man… if I enter a forest I hope I don’t come across a mischievous cat witch because saying nya at the end of my sentences all the time just sounds like a hassle and socially it’s goign to cost me a lot….’
Raelia thought to herself with a deadpan face after coming to hear of Lilith’s story. Something that she completely believed from inside to outside.
“But now that my story is over I’d like to hear about your story nya!?”
“My story? Well I don’t really have a story well at least for my character. I will be honest I’m a bit of an idiot so I haven’t really thought that far when it comes to this game and it’s only my first day playing this game. But if you really want a story…”
—
There was once a young maiden with stunning long flowing black hair and beautiful golden eyes. She was from the outer patch of the metropolis, the daughter of laborers she was a lady of large dreams. She was a revolutionary and an idealistic. One with the heart to change her life and the means to do it so.
But upon a particular rainy day, she was out frolicking with some of her friends, fellow daughters of industrial laborers and tried to take responsibility for them. After all, they had drank themselves to the point of exhaustion. So naturally as the only mature one she sought to take them home.
But she heard a whisper along the alleyway with her eyes flaring up with a mystical golden trail set alit by the beauty of harps and the voice of a mythical muse. She walked along that very path with her drunk friends by her side and she was taken into a particular street in the alleyway and she continued to walk down it before finding a room of paradise.
The world around her shined with a multitude of colors flowing all around as a young man with orange hair and a gray suited uniform walked up to her and bowed.
“This is the Cafe. Do you have a reservation?”
The man asked and just looking at him the woman could only stutter. A look of interest appeared on the man’s face ashe noticed that the woman carried her friends on her back. She reached out for her drunk friends and carried them. On the way back to the Cafe’s various room’s the woman explained her situation. Something that the man understood with all his heart.
“Although this against protocol this is something that I will have to do in order to help your group. After all we can’t help girls beautiful like you standing out in the rain just drunk out like that…”
And from then they got married.
—
“That’s an amazing story nya! I thought it was like someone from a movie but never in my life did I think that I would be able to meet someone who had came across true love nya!”
Raelia stared at Lilith with a displeased look on her face.
“I wasn’t the main protagonist though… That was the story of how my mom and my dad met. Not really something about me per-se.”
“So what is your personal story like nya?”
“If it was a story about me, then things would probably be different. Rather than being a story with a romantic plot, action and adventure would be the main categories. That paired with SCI-FI elements and to be honest, I don’t think I could tell a story that I am continuing to live. So well, I am sorry if that hasn’t satisfied you.”
“No need to apologize nya! With that I have learnt everything about you that I need to know nya!”
‘Then you go around to ask me another question which proves that statement wrong, the statement that you know everything about me wrong.’
“So what do you want to eat after this nya?”
“I thought you were getting the place?”
“I have the place in mind but what from the restaurant would you like to order, nya?”
“Well I don’t know what’s on the menu for starters so I can only comment on it if I know what’s on the menu but even if I let you choose what I am going to eat, I feel like you would pick well.”
Lilith smiled before pointing at a plant.
“That’s one of your plants, nya.”
“And right on the side of it is one of yours.”
The two girls reached down to get one another’s plants but ended up bumping their heads against each other. The two them laughed at one another before getting up and exchanging their materials.
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“Damn it… I need to find a lot more people for the raid but no one has really signed up… Maybe I should try and tell the female boss that I can’t really do anything to help her out.”
“Ah!”
An archer sighed as he turned to his side. The sound of pure depravity coming from right behind him with the horniest bastard of this novel being seated on a chair doing ungodly things to herself. Ungodly things that literally no one should have to be victim to seeing.
“Holy shit! SHUT THE FUCK UP! AND STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF!”
[Please step on me if you are a hot mommy]
“Mmm… Even though you aren’t a girl, I kind of like it when you scream at me… To be honest, if you were a girl, I think I would allow you to step on me though I would tease you a lot since you are pretty easy to break…”
The archer stared at the damn female bastard who wants women to step on her. It was just one thing for that bastard to just stick to harassing women but to imagine himself, a proud masculine man as a woman was something else entirely. Something that personally made him angry.
“Fuck you and I mean that metaphorically and I hope no one ever actually fucks you when it comes to the real act.”
He pointed the middle finger and walked out of his tent that had been overlooking his base of operations for the raid on the local dungeon. One of his helpers ran up to his side.
“Sir has she been giving you trouble?”
“Yeah… She’s really been a headache and she really imagined me as a woman. I can’t believe that we have someone like that in our group…”
“Sir, let’s look up on the plus side. That horny bastard has a unique class as a buffer and having someone like that in our group sets us apart after all we could exploit her to our advantage. And if it’s not us having the horny bastard, other guilds will have that horny bastard to themselves.”
“You have a point, Shaya but it’s kind of sad that you have to crossdress to even exist around that horny bastard.”
“I don’t really mind it since whether I am dressed up as a girl or as a boy, I always look good but what does the big boss want us to do in the mission?”
“She wants us to deal with hauling the resources and taking care of traps and she herself will deal with the boss creatures. Paired with that, there’s some other logistical things that my division will be trying to do like categorizing who gets the items and all that.”
“It’s kind of incredible that you are so awesome brother! I never thought that you would be the leader to an army!”
“It’s not really an army. None of these guys are all that professional but one day I could see these guys become strong and reliable soldiers for our empire that will be like the Roman Empire of old…”
‘There my brother goes with worshipping the Roman Empire as he wishes…’
“So what else are you going to do after this bro?”
Shion asked her brother with an interested look on her face clearly interested in doing something fun with her brother.
“I guess I could spend a little more time with you since there’s nothing that I can really do right now and besides we have a little more time when it comes to our goals.”
“Yay! Teach me the way that you make pancakes! I wanna eat the pancakes that you make! And I wanna know how you make it so great!”
“All that I do is add a little more milk to the pancakes to it to give it a good texture.”
He turned to the side and looked at all the ingredients necessary to craft the pancakes that his sister wanted to eat. All the ingredients and more, it was all right before him.
End of the chapter
