Day 9 Month Fire

  Several days passed after the whole incident, namely “we all are in a terribly dangerous position without us knowing with Kaito-san as our sole protector” occurred and we decided to y low inside Lilia-san’s mansion for some time.

  Also, we apologized to Lilia-san as well after we apologized to Kaito-san before since we practically secretly infiltrated her house after all, to which Lilia-san accepted our apology. She also asked the maids to give our belongings back and give us permission to hold our items as long as we didn’t show off our items to the public.

  Seriously, both Kaito-san and Lilia-san are really our saving grace here. And so, we decided to listen to Lilia-san and Kaito-san properly and not cause a scene next time.

  Incidentally, these st three days, we learned from the maids that this mansion once didn't allow any males here due to the previous King, which is Lilia-san’s older brother’s order to not let any males within the mansion’s vicinity. And of course because of that, they have some prejudice against the only males here, namely Kaito-san. But since Lilia-san felt responsible for the mass summoning, She decided to house Kaito-san and the other two otherworlder to stay at her mansion.

  Not gonna lie, that just sounds like a bad time for Kaito-san, especially since this king here sounds like a siscon that’s overprotective to his little sister, it was amazing how Kaito-san managed to befriend most of the maids here.

  “Oyaa~? Yue-saaaan, Good Morniiiiing. Want some teeeaaa?” (Illness)

  “Y-y-yes, Good Morning, Illness-san.” (Yue)

  Nn, speaking of the maids here, in these several days in the mansion, we also managed to befriend some of the residents here too, including Illness-san here who’s apparently the best maid of this mansion according to Hajime.

  …No, Hajime never saw Illness-san’s work or anything, in fact, Hajime fell on his knees when he first saw Illness-san, said that “This?! This is?! Is this the perfect maid that I was looking for?!” or something along those lines that makes me and the wives~ looks at him with cold eyes. Hajime, of course, ignored our stares and continued to ask Illness-san regarding maids till this day.

  But never mind that, what’s more appalling is the fact that Illness-san, the one who’s probably more petite than me, can radiate with so much holiness that it almost feels like it could kill me, a vampire princess…

  No for real, when one of the cssmates was still scared due to the incidents before, Illness-san came up near him, asked him what’s going on, and then patted him, gave him words of encouragement, fed him with her delicious cookies she baked before, and spoiled him rotten. To the point that he almost became a NEET.

  As the news about Illness-san’s holy mother aura spread like a wildfire among the male cssmates, they all begged Illness-san to spoil them too, to which Illness-san abides even though the female cssmates tries to prevent the males cssmates to take advantage of Illness-san’s kindness.

  …The result was that all of us, including the female cssmates, yielded in front of her holy mother aura and became useless in front of her kindness. And not only that, Hajime, the wives~ and Myuu were also affected by her holy mother aura. To the point that we unconsciously call her “Mama Illness” as her holy mother aura is so blinding like that.

  I, myself, also fell under Illness-san’s warm, gentle, kind, and sweet aura that I forgot about my pride and title as the vampire princess first wife of the Nagumo family as I fell into her embrace and became a useless NEET girl.

  Mama Illness, how dreadful you are.

  It was not until yesterday night when Hajime snapped out of it because apparently “his research about maids” is not done yet that he decided to electrocute us to snap us out from Illness-san’s captivating holy mother aura. Since then, we decided to be careful around her, if not, she will make us submit in front of her aura again.

  And now…Nn, this is dangerous… I need to be careful here and softly reject her offer before she turns me into a useless organism.

  Nn?! I was on her p now!? When did she do that!? No Good! Need… To…

  Nn!? I deliberately tell her all of my problems!?

  AH!? She’s stroking my head as if she’s petting her precious child while saying sweet words at me!?

  AAAAHHHH!?? I‘M SLOWLY TURNING INTO A NEEEET!? HAJIMEEEEEE!? HELP MEEEEEE!?

  Ah…

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  Day 11 Month Fire

  Pheew! I managed to break out of the cycle of Mama Illness’ spoiling embrace! I need to be more careful around her. If not, I'm gonna become a NEET much faster than the end of our journey here.

  …No, it’s not like I felt it was too short alright? It’s not like I want to be Mama Illness’ spoiled useless child forever and ever alright!? So please! Hajime! Shia! Everyone!? Please believe me!!! Don’t look at me with that gaaaazeeee!!!

  Erhem, anyway, today we decided to explore Kaito-san’s mansion again since st time we visited his mansion was in order to find Etemp-san so we didn't get to see the entirety of his mansion, this time however we genuinely wished to explore his mansion while having fun.

  Incidentally, Etemp-san didn’t want to join as she’s traumatized by a certain incident where she was forced to see those nightmares that apparently still haunt her till this day.

  Well Kaito-san did say that he will ask Alice-san to cure Etemp-san so it should be fine. For now, we decided to have fun in the mansion for a while.

  “Waaaaaah!!! So fast nano!” (Myuu)

  “Kyui!” (Lynn)

  “Ara~ Myuu be careful okay? Lynn-chan, please be careful with handling Myuu.” (Remia)

  “Yes Nano!” (Myuu)

  “Kyui!” (Lynn)

  Nn, speaking of having fun, Myuu is having fun riding a medium sized dragon with a white scale around it, kinda like the smaller version of white Tio called “Lindwurm” or Lynn for short.

  And it’s not the only monster here in Kaito-san's backyard.

  “Waaaaaah, so fluffy!!! How can a fur be this fluffy!?” (Shizuku)

  “Haaaaah, it must’ve felt so soft when you sit leaning on it, Kaito-san can we!? Can we!?” (Kaori)

  “Okay, Bell, let them lean on you okay?” (Kaito)

  “Gao!” (Bell)

  “Ooooh, her wings are beautiful Sieg-san desu!” (Shia)

  “Isn’t it Shia-san? Typically, a rainbow dragon has white rainbow wings but Se’s wings are bck colored so the color contrast is more visible on her, making it much more beautiful.” (Sieg)

  “I see, so proper nutrition and lifestyle is needed to promote growth isn’t it?” (Aiko)

  “It is indeed Aiko-san! If you keep on exercising moderately and eat healthy food, surely you will grow into a mature woman like Tio-san!” (Nebu)

  “Umu, Nebu-dono, thou art very knowledgeable indeed.” (Tio)

  “Indeed I am! I am Absolute after all!” (Nebu)

  Nn, there are two more monsters here, namely a four meter sized quadrupedal dog-like beast with bck horn and purple fur so fluffy that it makes Shizuku and Kaori melts as they lean on it called “Bellfreed” or Bell for short, and a bck rainbow-colored (although it’s more like an aurora) winged dragon that’s smaller than Lynn called “Ses”, Se for short. And then of course there’s one fairy here that I saw before that puffed her small chest out looking extremely cute called Nebu.

  Together the Nagumo household are pying here while introducing ourselves to Kaito-san’s pets alongside Nebu and to his lover called Sieg-san. She is apparently a high elf with bzing red colored hair, about 170 cm tall, well groomed face alongside ears a typical elves would have, she also has a slender body as she wears a lightly fitted top and pants that emphasize her slender figure, makes her look like a high css model.

  She was friendly to all of us but apparently she’s hitting off pretty well with Shia, Kaori and Shizuku more than the rest of the Nagumo household. Alongside her homemade cookies that she bakes for us, she looks like a perfect elven housewife.

  Nn, she’s so much more different than a certain elven princess back at Tortus, the contrast is so big that Sieg-san will be mistaken as the real elven princess if we put them side by side. That must be why Shia like Sieg-san a little bit more than the rest of us.

  “Haaaah, if only the elves back at my homeworld can be as proper as you Sieg-san.” (Shia)

  “U-unn? Why so Shia-san? Other than the fact that I’m a high elf, I’m just a normal commoner you know?” (Sieg)

  “...Just the fact that you call yourself “normal” already makes you leagues ahead than the one I know back at my homeworld desu…” (Shia)

  “I-is that so?” (Sieg)

  “Ah I have a great idea! Kaito-san! When you visit Tortus, can you at least invite Sieg-san too? I wanna show those deviants what it takes to be a proper elf desu!” (Shia)

  “A-ahaha, if I’m visiting Tortus then I will invite all of my lovers too don’t you think so?” (Kaito)

  “Mhhhmm, I guess, well if I need to show that masochistic elven princess the true proper elf then we need to pass by my hometown so maybe it’s not such a good idea.” (Shia)

  “Umm, what’s wrong with meeting your family Shia-san?” (Sieg)

  “N-n-n-nothing! Nothing at all Sieg-san ahahaha! By the way!? Can you please tell me tips on how to make my rabbit ears more fluffy? I can’t lose to Bell-san in terms of fluffiness desu!” (Shia)

  "E-eh? U-unn." (Sieg)

  Nn, it seems like Shia wished to show Altina how to be a proper elf by using Sieg-san as an example, but of course we need to enter Fea Bergen in order to reach Altina and Shia’s family, The Haulia will took the wind of it too, especially when they heard that there’s a visitor from a completely different world, they will make a bigger scene than the st time we travel throughout Tortus with the wives~ family so meeting with Shia’s family will be unavoidable if that’s the case…

  Anyway, there’s no indication that Kaito-san wants to visit Tortus anyway so we can put this matter on the back of our head and enjoy the visit for a while.

  …I hope he won’t be thinking about traveling to Tortus in the near future, otherwise there’s gonna be so much trouble we have to face…

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  Day 13 Month Fire

  These st few days has been pretty uneventful, if I can put it into words then it’ll be the same things as usual like interchanging room with Hajime, py with the monster pet trio plus Nebu, strolling around the capital, me and Bakaori’s scuffle, or just hanging out with some residents here.

  Nn, who could have thought that just a little bit more than a week ago, we’re in a very dangerous situation from our reckless action here, must’ve been the peaceful atmosphere that makes us all rex quicker.

  This peacefulness is fine and all but…

  It’s getting pretty boring here…

  Hm? Ah!? I-I-Illness-san!? Y-y-you came here to offer me tea!? N-n-no thank yo—

  AAAHHHHH!!?? I'M TURNING INTO A NEEEEET!!?? HELP ME HAJIMEEEEEEEE!!!

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  Day 14 Month Fire

  Ah~, such a wonderful world Trinia is~, everybody is kind~, food is delicious~, it’s warm and cozy all year round~, peacefulness is always here~, and most of all~, mama Illness is always here to support and spoil me~. Nothing can be more perfect than this~.

  Hmm~, for some reason I heard someone calling me “YUE-SAAAAAAN!!! WAKE UUUUUPPP DESU!!!” or something simir~. Hmm~, now that got me thinking~, where is mama Ill—ABABABABABA!!!!

  Afterword:

  Serious-senpai: Not good… there’s not an ounce of seriousness left…

  ???: Well I’d say! They all immediately opened up to Illness-san, didn’t they?

  Author: Who wouldn’t when Illness-san bathe them with the holy mother aura of hers?