Amanda Waller was a short, morbidly obese ban who ran a group called the suicide squad. I knew that and mao get in tact with her when I was looking for help with the mind troller. The phrough because I killed him so quickly… I really thought he was going to be a bigger threat but he just got really, really lucky when he whammied the first mind troller.
Well, the deal ged at that point aurning her into a tall, huhirty-pound bombshell with big breasts was her getting a list. If anyone on that list ut up for the suicide squad I would get a heads up and be allowed to join the group. At the top of that list oison Ivy and that is why I was sitting in the back of a Humvee heading towards the meeting location.
I kept my head down in my vilin e. I went with the criminal e instead of the pgue doctor outfit I wore as a hero. I smirked as both of my hero and vilin names were stolen. Pgue Doctor was one of Batman's vilins and I stopped the defining act that turned him into an abomination.
Phantom was my vilin name and it was taken from the very first superhero to ever be drawn in ibsp;Not many people would know that, assuming it was Superman. He wasn’t written in the past few decades so I decided to take the name for myself just as any good vilin would do. The outfit I wore was a business suit, cape, and mask with an obfuscatioo blur my face.
We walk into the building and Rick Fg greets me before we’re led further in to meet the squad. There were several faces I knew. Deadshot was here, Captain B, King Shark, Weasel, and Killer Crobsp;In the er were Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy. There were two other unknowns in the group. On the opposite side were two other females. Vixen and someohought I knew but couldn’t pce.
As Rick expihe mission things were clear that it was a real suicide mission. Zero of them would have survived if I wasn’t here. We were supposed to kill a dictator in a third-world try which doesn’t seem like much but all of the people for this mission were pretty much basic humans. Maybe slightly faster or stronger but Killer Crod King Shark were the only ohat would survive being shot full of holes.
After expining the missioarted to go over everyone's powers and the three I didn’t reize were given names. That wasn’t Killer Croc but Lizard from Spiderman’s Rogues. Should have known from the b coat. Slipknot, Savant, and Windfall. The smirk on my face fell as I remembered her backstory from the ibsp;She was unfortunately one of the few I fot about and if I could have stopped her from being vioted I really wish I could have.
She ended up killing her assaints which put her on the squad most likely. Truly a justified murder but her powers weren't strong enough to stop bullets. At least I don’t think her powers could. As he expined something else I asked a few follow-up questions. “So what’s the real mission then or did she not tell you?”
He gave me a questioning look before saying. “What do you mean? The mission is to kill the dictator.” I sighed as I called Waller and asked when she picked up. “So what’s the hidden thing you’re not telling us? They have a nuke… Secret bioon? What’s the catch?” She sat in silence for a few seds before finally answering. “He has two supers as bodyguards. Are you happy?”
I smile before asking. “That’s it? Any other surprises? We’re not killing the resistance leader instead of the dictator or he’s not like some immortal god or anything like that? Just two normal supers we don’t have to kill? Just a normal ass guy being protected by two supers?”
She was quiet for aen seds before she finally responded. “He… Might be a super as well. He’s survived six previous attempts including a sniper bullet to his skull and an explosion that wiped out the base he was in pletely.”
And there it is. There’s somethira with the guy and it’s going to take us figuring it out before we know he’s truly dead. I offhandedly ask in a whisper before she hangs up. “Hey, any ce I kill these guys if they act up? Two in particur I think are a bad fit for this team.”
For another few moments, she waits in silence before she responds. “Do what you must to get the job done.” Another brief moment of silence before she hangs up. I put on a smile that no one see because of the obfuscation but most hear the cheery iion and say. “Great news everyohe bad guy is guarded by two supers and is definitely super himself.”
I walked towards Slipknot and without saying a word put my hand through his chest. As I did so I telekiically pulled Weasel over and put my other hand through his chest as well. Both gave me looks of fusion for the few moments they’re left alive before their heads slowly drop and they both die. Rid Deadshot both pulled their guns and poihem at me as I responded.
“One of them ist and the other was a child murderer. I’m not going to justify why I killed them. I’d just rather kill them now instead of letting them die during the mission. I'd rather save us the hassle of needing to kill Slipknot wheried something or Weasel wheried esg.”
A knife behind my head from Savant and a mallet swung down at my head and I just let it strike me. The rebound from the giant mallet u out of Harley’s hands and the bde was unched out of his hands as I smmed back with my arm flinging it up into the ceiling. I sigh again before saying. “You guys get this one. If aacks me now you’ll wish the only thing I did to you ut my hand through your chest. Are we clear?”
I gave them my best fuck around and find out voibsp;I had been strengtheo the point of being able to survive small-scale explosio alone a sword or bullet. Holy, a rger-scale explosion would only put me down for a few seds before I recovered from the damage. No, it would take someoh high superhuman strength to be a threat to me.
King Shark charged towards me. Ugh, they went with the dumb brute version of him or maybe the childlike version from the movies. I fold him with one punog out most of his teeth as his head sms into the ground aerate. “I do this mission by myself. It would be easier if I’m being ho. By any ce, does anyone know if King Shark is like mentally handicapped? I’d rather not kill someone who didn’t uand my threat was serious.”
Everyone in the group looks at me in horror as I just punched out someoh mid-tier super strength in a si. I sigh as no one answers me. “Fuck it, I’ll split the differend just give him a crippling injury.” Finally, Harley speaks up before I cut his arm off with a lightsaber.
“Uhh. He doesn’t talk much but maybe on the level of a small child. We got him to say more than "King Shark is a shark” a mission or two ago.” I put away my lightsaber. “Damn. I really wao take one of his arms as a souvenir.” Once again my as have people stun locked like my as broke their brains and they don’t know what to say. At least until Captain B quips.
“Ahh piss this is going to be a long mission.”
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