Surprisingly enough I did get some knowledge from killing both Slipknot and Weasel. Slipknot had a special recipe in his head that made ropes as strong as steel and Weasel had knowledge reted to his special serum and how to make es. This version didn’t have the corrupted version he had in the suicide squad movie but it still had far more side effects than a normal super soldier serum.

  Slipknot also had some French, Latin, and Spanish speaking ability which was . His knowledge was mainly focused on curse words aing only the bare minimum meant I would sound like a toddler if I tried to speak any nguage. Still better than nothing at least. We loaded up into the jet that would take us to the mission and I deactivated my obfuscation charm as it drew far too much mana to keep active for long periods of time.

  As I do so Harley Quinn loudly yells. “Oh no! He’s hot!” I ugh hysterically as I sit down a everyo a good look at my face. We sit down and everyoalks for a few minutes before they all sit quietly for the eight-hour trip to the third-world try we were headed to. I chime up.

  “So anyone wants to know how their future will end up? I tell yht now as the bad guys most of you don’t have happy endings.” The look of fusion is quickly covered up by a want to know as they realize what I’m talking about. Captain B asks first. “Yea, what about me.”

  “You’re a third-rate gimmick vilin not really talked about much. You were in the movies but were killed off in the sed one early on for shock value. I don’t think you’ll live very long and I’m holy surprised you’re still alive sihe world did kill off a lot of the less iing people.”

  He mutters under his breath. “Well fuck you too then.” I look at the ohat die and say. “I’m going to rapid-fire the ohat die. Savant is killed by the bomb blowing up wheries to run away. Windfall is killed trying to save the team. Slipknot dies trying to escape and Weasel is presumed dead but actually survives which is why I killed that child killer… Who else? Ahh Lizard doesn’t die on missions because it’s a DC thing, not Marvel but he dies a lot in the ics so probably why they put you in with them. Oh, and Rick Fg dies a lot as well.”

  I let out a little chuckle. “This mission seems easy but normal ass guns would put most of you down. The people I listed would have most likely died which leaves Deadshot, King Shark, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, and Vixen as the ones who’d live.” I look at Deadshot first. “You don’t really do much besides be a hired hitman and survive suicide squad missions. You do die in one when Bck Mask shoots you but it was so reviled they reted it… I guess if that’s your jam then keep on keeping on.”

  Looking at King Shark . “You’ll probably live or if you die it’ll be for the shock value that someone s died on the mission to prove no one is safe. You kill your brother after he kills your father. That might have happened already? Well, either way, you’re normally stuck with these team-ups like Deadshot sineither of you is popur enough for your own ics.”

  Harley raises her hand and says. “Oh, oh me me !” I smile as I tinue. “Harley, you end up breaking up with the Joker because you finally realize he doesn’t care for you at all and end up living far into the future. There’s a cameo of you as an old woman when your two granddaughters o be bailed out of jail. You ght Harley, you abandon the life of crime and sell out Joker’s secrets for immunity.”

  The look of utter sho Harley’s face tells me I hit a little too close to home with that o’s been weeks since she’s been imprisoned and this isn’t the first time she’s had to free herself without the help of Joker. She’s probably just now ing around to leaving him and to have someone call her on it might make her more defensive or solidify her pn.

  The not so subtle fuck me eyes she keeps giving me leads me to believe she’s already decided to abandon Joker. The few quips she’s said also lean more towards the provocative nature than someone who had their blinders on for one person. Most had been bantering bad forth with me ign most of it. The jokes just weren’t nding so I stopped paying attention to Captain B and Harley.

  “Vixen bees a famous model and animal rights activist but she dies alone. Her few love is don’t st and they pick other women besides her because she’s hard to get along with. She’s the strong type of woman who is often fted with the bitchy type of woman… She also accused me of being a rapist when I wao help her and me beating her ass is probably the reason she was captured.”

  Her eyes went wide as she looked at me in surprise. “It was you the whole time! I thought I reized you but you have both arms!” I give her a deadpan stare befoing back to ign her. “That leaves Poison Ivy and I’m pretty sure that isn’t even Poison Ivy but a e she left behind and the real one isn’t here.”

  I unbuckle myself from the jet seat and touch her to make sure. “Yep, fake ass e right there. Full of sap and chlorophyll, a huge damn waste of my time io protect her.” I’m half tempted to just smash her to a pulp but the look of shod terror lets me know that she had no idea she was a e. Also, she has simir funs to a real human, maybe a bit more durable as she could regrow chopped-off body parts but still shogly human-like.

  I wasn’t sure how she reproduced her brain funs and was banking on it being an actual copy of her brain matter put into pnt form. Her ans could fun like those of normal humans with the p pumping sap through her vine-like veins. The moment of tact from toug her syit-based ski as natural as human skin. Everything about her funed like a human would if humans were pnt life instead of mammals.

  I almost sigh as I decide to give trying to bed a pnt e a shot. Ahing I got from her is even though she wasn’t human I could still tell what her kinks were through empathic touch.

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