I don’t think I’ll show him them all, better for them to be surprises ter.

  The first I shall show him, will be a tiny nd inside of the bark.

  I’ve put a plot of nd which Serne can change by touching the bark and sending his intent towards it to change, kind of like how I do things.

  Of course, not all commands work, he can’t create life, but can make a stone house.

  It also functions as a type of inventory space.

  He can also put himself there to hide.

  As I show him the tiny piece of nd, he’s initially perplexed at how it works in there, but then he just accepts it.

  Then I show him how the bark can also function as a portal to my city, some other things.

  I actually just put a lot of cell phone features on the bark, including calling me, although it’s just for show. I can always hear him.

  Just kidding, I have a very vague sense of what’s happening on the bark, the calling is just to alert me.

  The perhaps best feature is that the writing carved into it is always visible and readable, even if you don’t speak the nguage.

  Wait, I just realized, how can we understand people here?

  I can with my outside view, but Serne?

  Not important.

  Time for more-

  Wait what?

  Serne has to sleep?

  Sleep? What is sleep? Never heard of it.

  I suppose I’ll just have to wait until tomorrow.

  Pov: Serne

  He won’t leave me alone.

  He gave me a piece of bark and had me try to eat it for some reason?

  Also, he told me he made my legs magical because reasons?

  What?

  This magic “artifact” is quite interesting, I can store stuff in it, use it to hide, and even make stuff using it.

  I can also call Asterios and 911?

  What is 911?

  It’s an emergency service.

  Okay?

  Anyway, he said that I can let others use it if they pray to the bark.

  I asked him why, and he said he wants to start a cult.

  A cult is not very good I told him, but he’s adamant.

  I’m not gonna show anyone this, because I think he will screw their lives up like mine.

  Serne refused to start a cult for me :(

  I added an extra feature while he slept, praying to the bark to ask for things.

  Not me, mind you, the bark.

  Although, I don’t think Serne quite understood that I wanted them to pray to the bark, and not me.

  Oh well, I can start a cult elsewhere.

  For now, Serne is busy getting some stuff for a mission.

  Why? They didn’t even train him?

  Is this a practice mission?

  His goal is to get an ancient artifact that has a curse that causes all who see it to go insane.

  I’m gonna project immune to insanity causing artifacts on him just to be safe.

  While he’s doing that, I have another thing to do.

  I’m gonna open up a portal to my city near some adventurers, if there are any in this world.

  Oh how I hope there are some.