In the hotel-themed floor of the dungeon, most of the doors in the lobby led to hotel halls, much like the one Sabrina was murdered in. On the map, these halls were fuzzy and glitchy. The mall-floor’s map had a simir phenomena towards the outer edges.

  Red’s expnation was that these parts of the map went on endlessly, and were in state of flux. Unfortunately, the party could press Red for more information, as she’d stayed behind at the gym. She’d been getting invested in the life of a cat, and was preoccupied with hunting mice.

  “I’m pretty sure this whole floor is a very dry joke about the speed of light,” Alice said, jiggling a door handle. The first two doors in the hall had been locked, but it seemed harmless to try more of them.

  “Nobody ask, nobody make her eborate,” Sloan quickly demanded. Sabrina and Jade stayed silent as instructed.

  Alice stood awkwardly for a moment, struck with info-dumping blue-balls. “So the infinite hotel paradox is a thought experiment where,” she started. She was interrupted when Sloan managed to get one of the doors open.

  “Nice! Saved by the bell,” Sloan cheered to herself. “Everybody shut up and come on, already.”

  Upon first inspection, it was a pretty standard hotel room. There were two queen beds, nightstands, mps, a telephone, a closet with a safe, and a bathroom. Keeping with the old-school vibes, there was no television, but there was a rge and ornate radio. Jade flipped the radio on, but there was only static.

  On the wall across from the beds, there was a close-up painting of a spiraling seashell. Sabrina studied the painting. Something about it seemed like a clue. She had one idea, but she knew right away that it was stupid. Quietly, she whispered, “She sells sea shells by the sea shore.”

  Immediately, she heard a ‘click’ come from the closet, and turned her head towards it. She saw Alice crouching by the safe, opening it. Sabrina was shocked that it was that simple.

  “Holy shit! Did that work?” Sabrina excitedly asked.

  Alice smirked. “Your tongue twister? No. The painting was the clue, though; the code was the Fibonacci sequence.”

  Sabrina defted. “Oh. Yeah, that makes a lot more sense.”

  Jade shook her head. “So the dungeon’s hitting us with escape-room level puzzles now? Kinda basic.”

  Alice shrugged. “I’m not compining.”

  Everyone gathered to see what was in the safe. Alice had found a gold statuette of a naked woman, a pocketbook full of Czechoslovak money, an old brass hotel key. It had ‘_ _ 4’ on the tag.

  One of the first oddities everyone had noticed about the hotel rooms was that the numbers on the doors were completely random. They weren’t in order, didn’t all start with the same number, and didn’t even all have the same amount of digits.

  “Maybe this opens any door with three digits that ends in four,” Alice suggested.

  “No doy,” Sloan teased. “Stop trying to become our party’s Velma.”

  Alice rolled her eyes, but she held her tongue. Before leaving to try the key, the party decided to search the room for any more secrets. In lieu of bibles in the nightstands, Jade found hardcore porn magazines, yet they were as thick as bibles. “Jackpot!”

  There didn’t seem to be anymore secrets in the room. The bathroom was seemingly normal, and the phone didn’t seem to be connected. The party moved on.

  One of the doors they’d tried earlier had a number ending in four, so they tried in. Since Alice was the one who found the key, she went first. Just as she’d suggested, it opened.

  The party had made the mistake of letting their guards down. Thus, they were shocked to find the room occupied. Thankfully, the occupant’s guard was even further down.

  Lounging on the room’s sole, California-king-sized bed, was a demon, casually looking at the complimentary porno. The fiendish woman must have been at least six-foot-eight, with periwinkle skin, huge muscur thighs, yellow irises, and long silver hair. Sabrina hadn’t even noticed those details at first, because she was stuck gawking at the demon’s enormous cock.

  Standing erect between the woman’s spread legs, was a thirteen-inch-long, mega-girthy girlcock, with a pair of fist-sized balls sagging under it. The overall shape was reminiscent of one of those horse-dildos Sabrina had seen online, but only because of the ft, fred tip. Anatomically, it was clearly different; it didn’t seem to have a bone, and it didn’t have a sheath. It also had a thick Prince Albert ring, which was somehow more intimidating than anything else.

  As the party entered, there was a mutual dumbfounded pause. The demon was the first to break free from her confusion, tossing aside her magazine and leaning forward to stand. Sabrina caught the demon’s eyes briefly darting to the wall across form the bed. There was a massive, spiky club leaning against the corner.

  Sabrina sprang into action, bolting towards the demon. As she ran, she shouted, “The club!”

  Sabrina cshed with the demon just as Alice’s tentacle grabbed the club and flung it out of the room. The demon, apparently, was formidable enough without a weapon. She tightly gripped Sabrina’s neck in her rge hand and lifted her off of her feet.

  A strong alternating current of electricity pulsed from the demon’s hand into Sabrina. Yellow arcs of psma came sizzling and crackling off of the demon’s electrified body. Sabrina’s health bar was quickly depleting, already hitting its halfway point.

  In a desperate gambit, Sabrina softly choked out, “Maybe we can… work something out.” Sabrina gnced down, then back up, and winked suggestively.

  The demon remain stoic for a moment, but then her eyes to the upper right corner of her vision and pursed her lips as she considered. After a brief internal deliberation, she smirked. “Okay. I’ll kill you st.”

  Still holding Sabrina in up, the demon folded Sabrina’s knees and lowered her onto the massive electrified cock. On contact, the electricity buzzed much stronger from the metal ring than elsewhere. A horrifying realization struck Sabrina, and she yelped, “Waitnonotthathole!”

  It was too te, as the huge blunt cock was already being shoved inside of her. It felt like a punch in the gut as it smacked against the Devil Egg, which was lodged halfway out of her Hellmouth. Even the demon recoiled in pain when she touched the egg, backing out as soon as she could.

  The demon looked bewildered as the Sabrina. Sabrina knew just what the demon was thinking: “How the fuck does this puny human have a Hellmouth and a Devil Egg?”

  Even still, the demon would have her fun. She penetrated again, this time angling for Sabrina’s ass. Sabrina went limp as she was skewered on the ridiculous limb. With Sabrina in pce, the demon finally engaged the rest of the party, who were making tentative stabs and jabs at her.

  Lightning cracked and hit Sloan like a kick in the chest, knocking her across the room. Another bolt went towards Jade, but her shield intercepted the strike. Alice attempted the restrain the demon with a tentacle, but got shocked to her knees on contact.

  Sabrina hung there helplessly, paralyzed by the electricity. Her health bar continued to drop lower and lower with each second. Just as she felt her most hopeless, she had an idea.

  >Now pying: Clint Eastwood — Gorilz

  For a moment as the music started, everyone paused, bewildered— even the demon. Brushing the oddity aside, the fight resumed. Sabrina inwardly rejoiced, finding that she’d timed this perfectly.

  Sabrina knew that the situation was dire, even if her pn could level the pying field. She needed an extra edge to tip the scales. Pying to the dungeon’s fre for the dramatic was just what she needed.

  Sabrina’s health bar approached zero while the Gorilz sang, “I’m useless/ but not for long/ the future is coming on.” And then, Sabrina died— just as she’d pnned.

  Time slowed to a crawl as the space around Sabrina went dark. She was out of her body, reduced to a pale featureless phantom. It was strange to be conscious after death. Sabrina found that she was numb and disinterested, able to engage with information intellectually, devoid of emotion.

  She turned to face the entity behind her. This was her succubus form. While the unoccupied form was completely still, its posture, snarl, and wild eyes appeared eager, even bloodthirsty. It was a look that said, “Put me in, coach. I’ll rip the bitch to shreds.”

  Sabrina reached out a ghostly hand towards her other form. As soon as she touched her own pink skin, she was sucked inside of it. With a fiery explosion, she was ripped back to life.

  “Finally someone let me out of my cage/ Now time for me is nothin’, ‘cause I’m countin’ no age.”

  The fiery burst knocked the electrical demon backwards. Sabrina, with a new rush of energy, clung to the demon and leveraged her weight to add to the momentum of the fall. The demon nded hard, with her cock still inside of Sabrina’s ass.

  Sabrina put both hands around around the demon’s neck and strangled with all of her hellish strength. At the same time, she bucked her hips on the monster’s cock like a mechanical bull gone haywire. Instinctively, she tapped into her succubus form’s secret weapon.

  >Succubus drain! This ability drains the life force from an aggressor. Your opponent must have a functional penis, and that penis must be inside of one of your orifices. The subject’s health and mana become linked to their semen, which is siphoned out of their penis with every thrust. This health and mana is added to your own, even if this exceeds your maximum. Once it is depleted to your normal maximum, or one hour passes, this effect wears off.

  The demon filed her limbs, too weak to push Sabrina away. Electricity continued to pulse weakly for fifteen seconds, but her mana emptied quickly, shutting off the spell. Sabrina’s succubus form ravenously drank every drop of life-infused cum.

  The demon lied limp on the floor as its health poured into Sabrina. As the tap neared empty, Sabrina burst into ecstatic climax from being filled with so much life-force. Hellfire clung to Sabrina’s skin as she tossed her head back and spasmed with pleasure.

  As the st glob trickled out of the demon, she perished. The body turned to ash, colpsing under Sabrina. Sabrina stood and stretched pleasantly, as if waking up from a nap. When she saw what she’d looted, her giddy attitude only perked up further.

  >Satisfactory demon soul (intact)

  >Chaotic battle-demon horns (pair)

  >Preserved chaotic battle-demon flesh sample (penis, testes, prostate)

  >Superior lightning gems (x25)

  “Oh hell yeah!” Sabrina said. The gothic and surly nature of her demonic voice was more prominent than usual.

  Sabrina turned towards her friends, finding them startled at her sudden movement. Sabrina thought, “Well shit. The gang’s scared of little-old-me. That should hurt, shouldn’t it? Oh well. C’est vie.”

  “Oh, you babies,” Sabrina teased. “You act like you’ve never seen someone fuck a demon to death before.”

  “Buh… Bean?” Jade muttered.

  “Who else, baby? Same Bean, different fvor.”

  Nervously, Jade asked, “What was that with the music? Did you just intentionally get yourself killed?”

  Sabrina smirked, guiltily. “Yeah… was it as cool as it felt? To be fair, I was gonna die no matter what. The music was just to give me a more dramatic entrance.” To fill the silence that followed, she repeated the lyric, “Through Russel, not his muscles but percussion he provides.”

  Jade and the rest came to a silent consensus to put a pin in this arming behavior and move on. There weren’t any obvious clues to the safe, so Jade tried six-six-six. It worked. It contained a collection of antique jewelry and a spa-coupon.

  The next time the party found a room ending in four, they were ready for action. Sloan turned the key, and then kicked the door open. There was a very simir surprise in this room as the st room, but far less daunting. On a twin-sized bed, a purple imp was fucking a red imp, doggy style.

  The party moved to attack, but Sloan stopped them. “Stop! I’ve been waiting for this!”

  Sloan then leapt from the doorway onto the bed. Once Sloan was on top of the surprised imps, she grabbed one in each hand and separated them. She inspected both of the imps crotches. The red one was like the others the party had seen, with only a vagina. The purple one had both sets of genitals, however. Contrasting with the st demon, this imp had a human-looking six-inch penis.

  Sloan tossed the red one towards the party like a doll. A loan red imp was no treat at all to the divers at this point; she was like a bumblebee to them. This fact fact made killing the imp seem cruel, so Alice simply restrained her in her suit. The imp struggled against the slime helplessly as it encased her in a baby-bj?rn.

  Sloan grappled and pinned the purple imp. “Submit!” she commanded. It hissed at her, so she repeated, louder, “I said submit!”

  Meekly, the imp said, “I submit!” Satisfied, Sloan conjured a capture-pod, and the imp was swiftly absorbed by it.

  >Imp sire captured! Hunt completed! Rewards:

  >30 base upgrade points

  >Monster-breeding barn is now at base totem

  >10 oz gold bar (x1)

  “Wow,” Jade remarked. “I completely forgot about that quest. I forgot we even had quests.”

  “Yeah, I know,” Sloan told her. “It’s because you’re always wearing that dick. You’ve got dick-brain. Lucky for you, I abstain from that thing, so I can keep everything straight in my head.”

  “That tracks,” Jade agreed.

  “Hey,” Alice protested. “I don’t have dick-brain.”

  Sloan shrugged. “You’ve got nerd-brain. It cancels it out.”

  “I’ve heard that,” Sabrina chimed in. “I think I saw it on Bill Nye.”

  “Oh nerd-brain,” Alice said, sarcastically. “You must be so excited about that. You’ve finally got someone to talk about Doctor Who with.”

  Sloan narrowed her eyes and raised a fist, threading, “I will hit you.”

  “Try it,” Alice taunted. “I’ll just end up fucking your ass again.”

  Sloan chased Alice out of the room, and Alice ran away, ughing. With Sloan’s skates, it was no contest. Once Sloan caught her quarry, she began tickling her. Alice went from giggling to cackling. She screamed, “Wait! Just hit me! I’ve got no… defenses for this!”

  Sabrina and Jade trailed behind, smiling at their idiot friends, hand in hand.